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Post by Dutch Amos » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:08 pm

My name is Chris Amos, you may have heard of me if you read Burnden Aces or Wanderers Ways.

I was born in Bolton in 1972 but moved to the Netherlands 7 years ago to avoid paying UK taxes.

I have a girlfriend called Jitka who is very sexy and and some really good friends at a sports bar in Amsterdam.

I'm tired of the abuse I get from members on Burnden Aces so have decided to try here.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:17 pm

Greetings, Chris. Why so abused?
May the bridges I burn light your way

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Post by Dutch Amos » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:22 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Greetings, Chris. Why so abused?
I tended to make stuff up a lot which got everyone hoping mad and i did make a few threats, but they didn't beleieve I lived in the netherlands and said i was a ginger. But i'm not a liar although i have been on Wanderers Ways but that wasn't my fault.

I love the netherlands and my girlfriend.

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:00 pm

Dutch Amos wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Greetings, Chris. Why so abused?
I tended to make stuff up a lot which got everyone hoping mad and i did make a few threats, but they didn't beleieve I lived in the netherlands and said i was a ginger. But i'm not a liar although i have been on Wanderers Ways but that wasn't my fault.

I love the netherlands and my girlfriend.
Your surname's not Prior is it?

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Post by Dutch Amos » Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:02 pm

no its amos. i don't make things up anyore buddy as it just ends up causing more pain.

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Post by William the White » Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:02 pm

Time to get rid, I reckon... Short, shite and shove off... Save any time wasted...

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Post by Dutch Amos » Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:07 pm

thats not fair i have a lot to offer. i don't abuse people i just talk about bolton. please give me a chance

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:32 pm

Dutch Amos wrote:thats not fair i have a lot to offer. i don't abuse people i just talk about bolton. please give me a chance
Mitch Upson. Where have you been? :pissed:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:01 pm

Dutch Amos wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Greetings, Chris. Why so abused?
I tended to make stuff up a lot which got everyone hoping mad and i did make a few threats, but they didn't beleieve I lived in the netherlands and said i was a ginger. But i'm not a liar although i have been on Wanderers Ways but that wasn't my fault. I love the netherlands and my girlfriend.
All impeccable qualifications for wind-up poster of the year. You're under observation.... :wink:
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Post by sluffy » Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:04 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Dutch Amos wrote:thats not fair i have a lot to offer. i don't abuse people i just talk about bolton. please give me a chance
Mitch Upson. Where have you been? :pissed:
For quite a while on Burnden Aces - under the user name Shaft!


(I was actually thinking it was Natasha posting this though!)

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Post by William the White » Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:18 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Dutch Amos wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Greetings, Chris. Why so abused?
I tended to make stuff up a lot which got everyone hoping mad and i did make a few threats, but they didn't beleieve I lived in the netherlands and said i was a ginger. But i'm not a liar although i have been on Wanderers Ways but that wasn't my fault. I love the netherlands and my girlfriend.
All impeccable qualifications for wind-up poster of the year. You're under observation.... :wink:
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Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:21 pm

Has the whole of K2 got this f*cking address or something?
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:57 am

This & young Mr. Prior.

What great new signings ... have we signed them or are they on trial ?

I'm having Gotham moments.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:04 am

This & young Mr. Prior.

What great new signings ... have we signed them or are they on trial ?

I'm having Gotham moments.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:05 am

This & young Mr. Prior.

What great new signings ... have we signed them or are they on trial ?

I'm having Gotham moments.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:07 am

This & young Mr. Prior.

What great new signings ... have we signed them or are they on trial ?

I'm having Gotham moments.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".

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Post by Aldridge Pryor » Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:08 am

thank you very much. you are the worst clown ever.

btw, i am not young, i am the one of the oldest people in the world. almost immortal.

went for a pint with Walter Breuning earlier this week.

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Post by The Ghost of Burnden » Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:44 am

Apologies for any confusion that this may bring but the Dutch Amos thing is a complete wind up.

For information purposes only, I am the one that is Chris Amos.

I have not been and will never be abused on Burnden Aces. I have not left Burnden Aces and do consider BA to be my primary forum, although I do from time to time read other forums, but generally do not post.

Again, I apologise for the imposter.

Thanks
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Post by boltonboris » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:32 pm

The Ghost of Burnden wrote:Apologies for any confusion that this may bring but the Dutch Amos thing is a complete wind up.

For information purposes only, I am the one that is Chris Amos.

I have not been and will never be abused on Burnden Aces. I have not left Burnden Aces and do consider BA to be my primary forum, although I do from time to time read other forums, but generally do not post.

Again, I apologise for the imposter.

Thanks
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:37 pm

That did scare the bejeesus out of me too

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