West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 4:14 pm

Shammers losing again. Found this little gem on their website

Illiterate charlie on Kumb wrote:Lets hope Pards turns water into whine

I think he's already done that.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 4:44 pm

Spammers:lol:

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 5:15 pm

And now to be found in the bottom three.

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 5:33 pm

heheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeeee!!!!

im lovin this season more and more

nat_bwfcuk · Post by **nat_bwfcuk** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 5:54 pm

Ok, I am tempted to laugh. but I think we best wait until tomorrow. I know we beat Pompey and WH lost to them and just the though of them losing AGAIN makes me want to laugh out loud enough so the whole os Essex can hear me from Lancs.... but, let's wait and see how tomorrow pans out first!

OH SOD IT, WE'RE STILL ABOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:58 pm

It could get better. If Charlton win at Fulham, both Wet Sham and the inbreds from Wigan will be in the bottom three. Come on the Addicks!

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:02 pm

warthog wrote:It could get better. If Charlton win at Fulham, both Wet Sham and the inbreds from Wigan will be in the bottom three. Come on the Addicks!

if I had Roman Abramovich's money, I would pay to have the league season end tomorrow!!

Village Idiot · Post by **Village Idiot** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:05 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
James B wrote: Was all going fine till he said "project".
That, and the fact that I doubt that there is a single Argentinian, either alive or dead, who ever uttered the line "I am not someone to throw the towel in easily".

We too have this expression in Spanish "arrojar la toalla". We have boxing here too you know

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:12 pm

Village Idiot wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
James B wrote: Was all going fine till he said "project".
That, and the fact that I doubt that there is a single Argentinian, either alive or dead, who ever uttered the line "I am not someone to throw the towel in easily".
We too have this expression in Spanish "arrojar la toalla". We have boxing here too you know

Aye, but it normally comes with maskin tape!!!

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:19 pm

West Ham boss Alan Pardew:
"In that last third we are lacking a bit of genius and flair that can change the whole face of the team. Most of my strikers are pretty good on paper - but at the moment none of them are producing the goods for us. Portsmouth defended well and that made it more of an issue. I'm disappointed and feel sorry for our fans."

Just in case anyone has forgotten what an utter nice person Alan Pardew is, and is now feeling sorry for him.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:20 pm

Oh, and Mascherano came on as sub after 86 minutes. No sign of Tevez. Not in team and not on bench. Was he injured?

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:22 pm

Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:West Ham boss Alan Pardew:
"In that last third we are lacking a bit of genius and flair that can change the whole face of the team. Most of my strikers are pretty good on paper - but at the moment none of them are producing the goods for us. Portsmouth defended well and that made it more of an issue. I'm disappointed and feel sorry for our fans."

Just in case anyone has forgotten what an utter tw*t Alan Pardew is, and is now feeling sorry for him.

Hey, that's the next England manager your talking about there. A little respect please!!

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:22 pm

Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:Oh, and Mascherano came on as sub after 86 minutes. No sign of Tevez. Not in team and not on bench. Was he injured?

Yes, he's injured. At least that's the official line. I reckon he's buggered off back to Argentina.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:28 pm

warthog wrote:
Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:Oh, and Mascherano came on as sub after 86 minutes. No sign of Tevez. Not in team and not on bench. Was he injured?
Yes, he's injured. At least that's the official line. I reckon he's buggered off back to Argentina.

Sinking ship anyone?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:33 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
warthog wrote:Yes, he's injured. At least that's the official line. I reckon he's buggered off back to Argentina.
Sinking ship anyone?

Oi. Leave the General Belgrano out of it, Squaddie!!

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:33 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
warthog wrote:
Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:Oh, and Mascherano came on as sub after 86 minutes. No sign of Tevez. Not in team and not on bench. Was he injured?
Yes, he's injured. At least that's the official line. I reckon he's buggered off back to Argentina.
Sinking ship anyone?

It is according to some of their fans. There's a thread on KUMB titlled 'are we in a relegation fight.'

I certainly hope so.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:34 pm

God, I would just love to see those bastards relegated again.

Henrik's fan club · Post by **Henrik's fan club** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:35 pm

FANF**KINGTASTIC!!!

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:37 pm

Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:God, I would just love to see those bastards relegated again.

But it's not only that though is it, Zulu?! We wait with bated breath to hear who's fault it is this time. Up to now, of course, it's due to signing talented footballers!

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:39 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
warthog wrote:Yes, he's injured. At least that's the official line. I reckon he's buggered off back to Argentina.
Sinking ship anyone?
Oi. Leave the General Belgrano out of it, Squaddie!!

Surely too small for a 'big' ship like West Ham!!

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