West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[Bench]

I know we're all having fun with this muppet, but due to his considerable racist undertones - we've decided to ban 'im.

[BoltonBilly]

Yes we have a shit team.

nuff said.

Nuff said?

Hmmm is that wigga talk or Chav?

Good God I'm surrounded by brain-dead incapable spoon fed spastics

Weel done Kronir - your best post to date. There no hyphen needed for brain dead and you still haven't mastered the need for full stops, however a marked improvement, well done. I'm glad to see we're rubbing off on you.

Now, whufc2007 did a really splendid job of balancing things and having a craig at each others expense. Why not put his posts up and learn a little? You'll have much more fun reeling people in than just calling them a c*nt.

It'll also save me half my breaktime making your posts a little more genial for the younger end - thanks.

[BoltonBilly]

Bother - it could've been me as celebrity mod. Ffs.

[InsaneApache]

Does anyone else here think that the article touched upon a raw nerve?

Hey be careful out there! WHUFC can count, amongst others, Ray 'the daddy' Winston (do not go into the bog with this guy) and General Zod (do not send him to the phantom zone) as fans..

We still have Vernon though

[David Lee's Hair]

Probably even rawer now having just wasted £5m on Boa Morte!!

Now I'm defo laughing at that

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[thebish]

I know we're all having fun with this muppet, but due to his considerable racist undertones - we've decided to ban 'im.

that's a shame - I was all ready for part two of my Mutt the Ugly and Poncey the Preening Patsy saga...

[Milky_Joe]

I love how they take the trouble to go through the signing up process, only to say that they don't care what we think, or that they don't care about Bolton....

[Montreal Wanderer]

Cock-suckers?

Hi Crazy - I'm not sure if you are confused about the meaning of the word because it is not used in the UK, or the spelling with a misplaced hyphen. If the former, it is basically an American homophobic remark that means someone is gay (or used to be). It has a more general insulting meaning nowadays, often used in rhyming fashion with the MF word. A bit silly, really, since even women can be cunning linguists. My ex-wife stopped that a while back, but unlike her it seems to me that West Ham United still suck.

[Montreal Wanderer]

I know we're all having fun with this muppet, but due to his considerable racist undertones - we've decided to ban 'im.

that's a shame - I was all ready for part two of my Mutt the Ugly and Poncey the Preening Patsy saga...

Seems to me your posts have been going to the dogs lately....

[hisroyalgingerness]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 233307.stm

could be the steal of the summer this

£5m in return for LBM

[Stevo]

well they've made a signing, boa morte

"They offered me an excellent contract. West Ham offered me more money than Fulham."

ah just what they need to get out of trouble, a foreigner signing because of the money

Pots and fecking kettles.

Ohh no, I take it back, the wife beater and "20 clubs - Anelka" are attracted to the bright lights of Bolton and the over size 20+ skinny crumpet you have to offer.

[James B]

well they've made a signing, boa morte

"They offered me an excellent contract. West Ham offered me more money than Fulham."

ah just what they need to get out of trouble, a foreigner signing because of the money

Pots and fecking kettles.

Ohh no, I take it back, the wife beater and "20 clubs - Anelka" are attracted to the bright lights of Bolton and the over size 20+ skinny crumpet you have to offer.

yeah it must grate though that they work their b*llocks off on the pitch and perform to a good standard while your lot take their wages after a 6-0 drubbing

unlucky

[Bench]

well they've made a signing, boa morte

"They offered me an excellent contract. West Ham offered me more money than Fulham."

ah just what they need to get out of trouble, a foreigner signing because of the money

Pots and fecking kettles.

Ohh no, I take it back, the wife beater and "20 clubs - Anelka" are attracted to the bright lights of Bolton and the over size 20+ skinny crumpet you have to offer.

We have yet another winner ladies and gents......

Players like Diouf and Anelka are obviously motivated by money. Nearly all players are (and there is nothing wrong with that). However, the defining line here is that neither El Hadji and Anelka have said 'we joined Bolton because they're paying us more'. Quite the opposite actually - two players who want to ressurect their careers in one of the best League's in the World.

I think you'll find that there aren't many of our players (if any) who are climbing the walls to leave - unlike you Shammers at your plastic sand-castle of a ground.

And if you must cast aspertions about people, could you at least add 'allegedley' after it? No charges were brought. So nowt was proven. Tis this thing we have called 'innocent until PROVEN guilty'.

And thanks for spending the time to register to post that. God, it must have been worth it.

[Stevo]

well they've made a signing, boa morte

"They offered me an excellent contract. West Ham offered me more money than Fulham."

ah just what they need to get out of trouble, a foreigner signing because of the money

Pots and fecking kettles.

Ohh no, I take it back, the wife beater and "20 clubs - Anelka" are attracted to the bright lights of Bolton and the over size 20+ skinny crumpet you have to offer.

yeah it must grate though that they work their b*llocks off on the pitch and perform to a good standard while your lot take their wages after a 6-0 drubbing

unlucky

Grate? The only thing around here grating is your knuckles against the keyboard.

And I'd hardly call "working their bollocks off" considering the ball spends three quarters of it's 90 minute life in orbit awaiting for it to rebound off the nearest clogger's head for another typically crafted Bolton goal.

And yes, the 6-0 fiasco is embarrassing, but you see results soon change, where alas your status as being the worst place in Britian will forever stay the same.

[James B]

well they've made a signing, boa morte

"They offered me an excellent contract. West Ham offered me more money than Fulham."

ah just what they need to get out of trouble, a foreigner signing because of the money

Pots and fecking kettles.

Ohh no, I take it back, the wife beater and "20 clubs - Anelka" are attracted to the bright lights of Bolton and the over size 20+ skinny crumpet you have to offer.

yeah it must grate though that they work their b*llocks off on the pitch and perform to a good standard while your lot take their wages after a 6-0 drubbing

unlucky

Grate? The only thing around here grating is your knuckles against the keyboard.

and I'd hardly call "working thier bollocks off" considering the ball spends three quarters of it's 90 minute life in orbit awaiting for it to rebound of the nearest clogger's head for another typical crafted Bolton goal.

And yes, the 6-0 fiasco is embarrassing, but you see results soon change, where alas your status as being the worst place in Britian will forever stay the same.

i'm not bashing any knuckles son, i'm just pissing myself every time i post in this thread

yeah orbit, like 3 of the quality well worked goals we slammed past your lot last month

keep trying though eh

[David Lee's Hair]

Why do West Ham fans think East London is nice?? Spending half my social life in the capital at the moment and living up here I can safely say where I'd prefer to be.

Its also good to see that they're all that stupid they believe the media hype about long ball!!

Stevo, you play exactly the same way we do, and for that matter the rest of the bloody Premier Leaguee, the exceptions to the rule being Manure and the Arse, thats it!! Watch a few games and realise. Its just a handy excuse for when your team gets 4 put past them by "little" bolton

[Stevo]

well they've made a signing, boa morte

"They offered me an excellent contract. West Ham offered me more money than Fulham."

ah just what they need to get out of trouble, a foreigner signing because of the money

Pots and fecking kettles.

Ohh no, I take it back, the wife beater and "20 clubs - Anelka" are attracted to the bright lights of Bolton and the over size 20+ skinny crumpet you have to offer.

We have yet another winner ladies and gents......

Players like Diouf and Anelka are obviously motivated by money. Nearly all players are (and there is nothing wrong with that). However, the defining line here is that neither El Hadji and Anelka have said 'we joined Bolton because they're paying us more'. Quite the opposite actually - two players who want to ressurect their careers in one of the best League's in the World.

I think you'll find that there aren't many of our players (if any) who are climbing the walls to leave - unlike you Shammers at your plastic sand-castle of a ground.

And if you must cast aspertions about people, could you at least add 'allegedley' after it? No charges were brought. So nowt was proven. Tis this thing we have called 'innocent until PROVEN guilty'.

And thanks for spending the time to register to post that. God, it must have been worth it.

What is a shammer? And for that matter a fecking?? Weird dialect you folk speak of. Anyways...

So whether one player admits publically he's partly joining WHU for the money and others like Anelka who prefer to keep it quiet shows what? More loyalty?? They are virtually all the same so don't think for a minute these players are any different. What a pointless statement to make.

Ohh you mean the same soulless sand castle stadium that's been around for over 100 years now. You do still remember that far back to Burnden Park don't ya - a ground you could at least be proud of it's heritage? And if we did move at least it'll be to one of the most iconic stadiums in the 21st century. I call that class either way you look at it. So don't even bother bringing up who has the better ground, when you souled your soul to Reebok for crying out loud!

"aspertions"? I think you meant assertion. It's that dialect again. The Spitjob is guilty as sin and the mere fact you are trying to defend the indefensible proves just how brain washed you lot are. Yes, her black eye was an accident.

But then again, I shouldn't be too surprised you are standing up for one of Bolton's favourite past times. "Whoooooah Go down t'Pub, drink t'pints, I get really plastered..."

[thebish]

And yes, the 6-0 fiasco is embarrassing, but you see results soon change, where alas your status as being the worst place in Britian will forever stay the same.

worst place in Britain??

Bolton on the one side....... Plaistow/Newham on the other......

Mmmmmmmmmmm..

here's a guess - you don't live in Plaistow or Newham do you? They are truly shabby places to live.. and here's another guess - you've never been to Bolton...

(and no- going to the reebok on a coach is not going to Bolton...)

I pass through West Ham regularly on the C2C - sometimes I get off there - it's a shed....

[TANGODANCER]

Crumpets Stevo? We eat crumpets up here. Women, I wouldn't worry about; they're not very likely to be interested in West Ham fans now are they with good Bolton lads around?. I clicked on your post because I thought you might have something new to add; obviously not. Never mind. Back to whelkville. Cheerio.

[Stevo]

well they've made a signing, boa morte
ah just what they need to get out of trouble, a foreigner signing because of the money

Pots and fecking kettles.

Ohh no, I take it back, the wife beater and "20 clubs - Anelka" are attracted to the bright lights of Bolton and the over size 20+ skinny crumpet you have to offer.

yeah it must grate though that they work their b*llocks off on the pitch and perform to a good standard while your lot take their wages after a 6-0 drubbing

unlucky

Grate? The only thing around here grating is your knuckles against the keyboard.

and I'd hardly call "working thier bollocks off" considering the ball spends three quarters of it's 90 minute life in orbit awaiting for it to rebound of the nearest clogger's head for another typical crafted Bolton goal.

And yes, the 6-0 fiasco is embarrassing, but you see results soon change, where alas your status as being the worst place in Britian will forever stay the same.

i'm not bashing any knuckles son, i'm just pissing myself every time i post in this thread

yeah orbit, like 3 of the quality well worked goals we slammed past your lot last month

keep trying though eh

You should wear Tena Lady pads then, if you have a constant problem wetting yourself over words on a screen. My dear grandmother has the same condition.

Yes, I remember your first goal you graced past us. Bop, bop, nudge, take a swing GOAL! You only start playing a bit once you've bashed the doors down, hardly stylish wouldn't you say? Still, it makes you successful for the meantime, you'd certainly do anything for success. Let's see, sell your ground, buy cheating, spitting, diving mercenaries, play cringe-worthy James Brown FFS after every goal you score to make up for your army of vociferous fans, play clog it n leg it tactics for the most part, buy players through bungs ALLEGEDLY . My my, the price of success at Bolton, something to be truly proud of.