West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

There ARE other teams(we'd have no-one to play otherwise) and here's where all-comers can discuss the wider world of football......

Moderator: Zulus Thousand of em

Stevo
Hopeful
Hopeful
Posts: 20
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:50 pm

Post by Stevo » Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:56 pm

Tombwfc wrote:For a grou of fans that alledgedly don't care about us. They sure do love inhibiting this place. I think we've got some admirers.


Dream on son. For every 70 members having a giggle at your expense there are 100,000s more that don't give a monkey's toss about Bolton Wanderers. I'm only on here because I find your pointless rants mildly amusing. Kills time before we head out for the evening too. Talking of which, where does one go out for a delightful night in Bolton? Image

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army
Legend
Legend
Posts: 7042
Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:36 am
Location: HULL, BABY!
Contact:

Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:56 pm

David Lee's Hair wrote:
Stevo wrote:
Gertie wrote:How cute, you want to discuss European adventures.

OK you start, how did it go again???

Lost
and
Lost

OK is it our turn now????


Err please, do please carry on with your European record then. Compare it to ours if you so wish, but as you brought it up it isn't going to me to blame for bringing up our past record, in comparison with Bolton's illustrious history abroad.
41 years ago you won a now defunct competiton well done
Aye, and Sheringham still couldn't get a full game then!
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stevo
Hopeful
Hopeful
Posts: 20
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:50 pm

Post by Stevo » Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:59 pm

thebish wrote:
Stevo wrote: "aspertions"? I think you meant assertion.
actually - thinking about it Stevie-boy, do you think he might have meant nasturtiums?? They're great in hanging baskets - a beggar for aphids, though...

Image

they're also great for casting, I believe....

A delightful arrangement indeed. But I thought pansies were more your type though, the last time I helped run some of your lads home. :wink:

Stevo
Hopeful
Hopeful
Posts: 20
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:50 pm

Post by Stevo » Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:03 pm

David Lee's Hair wrote:
Stevo wrote:
Gertie wrote:How cute, you want to discuss European adventures.

OK you start, how did it go again???

Lost
and
Lost

OK is it our turn now????


Err please, do please carry on with your European record then. Compare it to ours if you so wish, but as you brought it up it isn't going to me to blame for bringing up our past record, in comparison with Bolton's illustrious history abroad.
41 years ago you won a now defunct competiton well done

You can keep going if you like? Our win ratio is actually something to behold when we do get into europe. :mrgreen:
76 was also quite a vintage year I believe.

And it's only defunct because of all the money grabbing top 4 whores. Hardly Champions for finishing 4th.

James B
Dedicated
Dedicated
Posts: 1439
Joined: Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:50 pm

Post by James B » Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:07 pm

stevo under the assumption we can't physically leave bolton

odd

duffybear
Hopeful
Hopeful
Posts: 3
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:10 pm

Post by duffybear » Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:19 pm

James B wrote:stevo under the assumption we can't physically leave bolton

odd
I think he's more hoping that you can't rather than assuming :wink:

User avatar
TANGODANCER
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 43331
Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:35 pm
Location: Between the Regency and the Rubaiyat and forever trying to light penny candles from stars.

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:22 pm

A little souvenier just for you Stevo. Grand sight isn.t it.:

Image
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?

David Lee's Hair
Passionate
Passionate
Posts: 2422
Joined: Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:15 pm
Location: Cromwell Country

Post by David Lee's Hair » Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:34 pm

Stevo wrote:

You can keep going if you like? Our win ratio is actually something to behold when we do get into europe. :mrgreen:
76 was also quite a vintage year I believe.

And it's only defunct because of all the money grabbing top 4 whores. Hardly Champions for finishing 4th.



You can have a great record, I really don't give a flying f*ck but its all 30 years or more ago! Who cares? 30 years ago , all that matters is today
Last edited by David Lee's Hair on Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:37 pm, edited 2 times in total.

americantrotter
Passionate
Passionate
Posts: 2234
Joined: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:03 am
Location: Portland, Maine USA

Post by americantrotter » Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:35 pm

Great Pic Tango!

thebish
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 37589
Joined: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:01 am
Location: In my armchair

Post by thebish » Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:55 pm

That is an absolutely cracking pic, Tango - I'm half tempted to go and order one - it seems to be bay far the finest looking stadium in their stadium collection...

but let's be fair - Upton Park is quite quaint...

Image

duffybear
Hopeful
Hopeful
Posts: 3
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:10 pm

Post by duffybear » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:08 pm

This one is quite sweet too... having been there 3 times now...

Image

CrazyHorse
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 10572
Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:51 pm
Location: Up above the streets and houses

Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:22 pm

duffybear wrote:This one is quite sweet too... having been there 3 times now...

Image
Why? Are you an extra in the new series of Torchwood?
Businesswoman of the year.

Bench
Dedicated
Dedicated
Posts: 1454
Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:18 am
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Contact:

Post by Bench » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:23 pm

duffybear wrote:This one is quite sweet too... having been there 3 times now...

Image
Watching the Rugby, eh?

I do believe that Bolton have been there twice an 'all.

Your point caller?
Smarties have answers.....

duffybear
Hopeful
Hopeful
Posts: 3
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:10 pm

Post by duffybear » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:26 pm

No point at all... my my you lot are touchy aren't you...

Bench
Dedicated
Dedicated
Posts: 1454
Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:18 am
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Contact:

Post by Bench » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:27 pm

duffybear wrote:No point at all... my my you lot are touchy aren't you...
Not really. Just askin'.

I mean, you would have to be really touchy to go to all the trouble of registering on a rival fan's site because of a piss-take article in the front page and then make absolutely no point whatsoever.

Wouldn't you? :wink:
Smarties have answers.....

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army
Legend
Legend
Posts: 7042
Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:36 am
Location: HULL, BABY!
Contact:

Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:29 pm

Bench wrote:
duffybear wrote:No point at all... my my you lot are touchy aren't you...
Not really. Just askin'.

I mean, you would have to be really touchy to go to all the trouble of registering on a rival fan's site because of a piss-take article in the front page and then make absolutely no point whatsoever.

Wouldn't you? :wink:
Touche!! 8)

Come on then Mr Bear, knock your king over!
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!

User avatar
Dave Sutton's barnet
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 28813
Joined: Sun May 14, 2006 4:00 pm
Location: Hanging on in quiet desperation
Contact:

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:39 pm

Stevo wrote:
thebish wrote:
Stevo wrote: "aspertions"? I think you meant assertion.
actually - thinking about it Stevie-boy, do you think he might have meant nasturtiums?? They're great in hanging baskets - a beggar for aphids, though...

Image

they're also great for casting, I believe....

A delightful arrangement indeed. But I thought pansies were more your type though, the last time I helped run some of your lads home. :wink:
Ah, fighting. Always a sign of intelligence on a great scale. So that's random violence and incipient alcoholism. You sound lovely. Are you being evicted from St Albans?

CrazyHorse
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 10572
Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:51 pm
Location: Up above the streets and houses

Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:43 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Stevo wrote:
thebish wrote:
Stevo wrote: "aspertions"? I think you meant assertion.
actually - thinking about it Stevie-boy, do you think he might have meant nasturtiums?? They're great in hanging baskets - a beggar for aphids, though...

Image

they're also great for casting, I believe....

A delightful arrangement indeed. But I thought pansies were more your type though, the last time I helped run some of your lads home. :wink:
Ah, fighting. Always a sign of intelligence on a great scale. So that's random violence and incipient alcoholism. You sound lovely. Are you being evicted from St Albans?
You're wasting your (virtual) breath DSB. Stevo's mam has called him downstairs to wash his hands and have his tea now. Then it'll be bedtime. Perhaps we'll se him again on Monday though, you never know.
Businesswoman of the year.

Gertie
Stalker
Stalker
Posts: 1355
Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:49 am
Contact:

Post by Gertie » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:45 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Stevo wrote:
thebish wrote:
Stevo wrote: "aspertions"? I think you meant assertion.
actually - thinking about it Stevie-boy, do you think he might have meant nasturtiums?? They're great in hanging baskets - a beggar for aphids, though...

Image

they're also great for casting, I believe....

A delightful arrangement indeed. But I thought pansies were more your type though, the last time I helped run some of your lads home. :wink:
Ah, fighting. Always a sign of intelligence on a great scale. So that's random violence and incipient alcoholism. You sound lovely. Are you being evicted from St Albans?
What!!!!!! Fighting???!!! :shock: And I thought young Stevo was a taxi driver, that was all???

What a bully boy hardman he is after all... Yet I thought Hammers disapproved strongly of bullyboy hardmen?????
Nobody puts Baby in a corner

www.can-i-see.blogspot.com

User avatar
Dave Sutton's barnet
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 28813
Joined: Sun May 14, 2006 4:00 pm
Location: Hanging on in quiet desperation
Contact:

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:02 pm

Gertie wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Stevo wrote: I thought pansies were more your type though, the last time I helped run some of your lads home. :wink:
Ah, fighting. Always a sign of intelligence on a great scale. So that's random violence and incipient alcoholism. You sound lovely. Are you being evicted from St Albans?
What!!!!!! Fighting???!!! :shock: And I thought young Stevo was a taxi driver, that was all???

What a bully boy hardman he is after all... Yet I thought Hammers disapproved strongly of bullyboy hardmen?????
:pray: A Cockerney taxi-driver? Naaaaahhhhhh!!!!

Or maybe he's saying he went home with some our our lads... pansies being homosexual slang... perhaps he's a bit Ronnie Kray...

Cockney, from "cock's eggs", ie not to be trusted Billy Bullshitters...

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 26 guests