Amusing Team Names

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Amusing Team Names

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:05 pm

Someone sent me an email listing some of the (apparently genuine) team-names from the Glasgow five-a-side league (listed below). This put me in mind of a time when a bunch of guys were trying to put a team together at The Lamb on Blackburn Road, with the intention of calling themselves Blackburn Roaders. Any others?

Steaua Needarest
Dyslexia Untied
Fatzio
Red Star Bellend
Sporting Lesbian
Grass Smokers Zurich
Hajduk Spliff
LSD Eindhoven
Albion Hungovers
Real Sosobad
Shackthar Senseless
Hardly Athletic
St. Mirnoff
Real Ale Madrid
Fred West Ham
Unreal Madrid
Rapid Viagra
Barearselona
Bayern Bru
Athletico Madras
Deportivo Lack a Talent
Bayer Neverlusen
Borussia Nosobad
Sparka Fag
Graham Rix U16's
Big Bertha Berlin
Inter Masister
Substandard Liege
Torpedo Belgrano
Bayer Leverarchfile
FC Copenbadly
Sporting Abeergut
Dinamo Mince
Red Stripe Belgrade
Fake Madrid
Unathletic Madrid
Outer Milan


My favouite has to be Torpedo Belgrano. Brilliant. :mrgreen:
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:17 pm

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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:32 pm

Borussia Hair
Fuller Vale
Manchester Shitty
Aston Vanilla
Kay FC
Inter Yourmum
Vapid Sienna
AS Nancy-boys
Punanithinaikos
FC twenty twenty vision
Buenavista football club
Annoy ya Granpas Mate
Al Titty-head
Borrusia Munchin Flapjack
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Post by Batman » Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:47 pm

Deportivo Wanka from south america are a fave
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Post by Leyther_Matt » Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:56 am

My seven a side team are called Deportivo la Corona, if that counts.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:54 am

Leyther_Matt wrote:My seven a side team are called Deportivo la Corona, if that counts.
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Post by Batman » Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:27 am

Inter Menan play in the Blackburn league
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Post by Tricky Trevor » Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:01 pm

Our team of thirty somethings in the Premier 5's used to be called

Boca Seniors :?
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Post by Athers » Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:15 pm

In the league up here I like:

Dyslexic Untied (read it again)
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:59 am

I liked the Dyslexia Untied as well must say, didn't think a scot would have it in them!!

My team at Premier 5's are Real Unfit. not the most humourous but fairly accurate!
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