Lets all laugh at Newcastle!!!

William the White · Post by **William the White** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:20 pm

spraggy wrote:Much as I hate Man U, I would love it if they hammered Newcastle again, just love it.

Especially if we beat the in-breds and go above them

I think I have this gene inside me that cannot, just cannot, wish for a victory for the unspeakable filthy red dripping pox of stretford...

well, got that off my chest...

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:43 am

I hate to say it but I hope the Reds beat Newcastle. I don't want Newcastle to get another win for the rest of the season.

I want to see Keegan lead Newcastle into relegation, and then be publicly stoned to death with Golf balls by a mob of kebab eating bearded 'lasses'.

bw@bw · Post by **bw@bw** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:18 am

Backgammon wrote:I hate to say it but I hope the Reds beat Newcastle. I don't want Newcastle to get another win for the rest of the season.

I want to see Keegan lead Newcastle into relegation, and then be publicly stoned to death with Golf balls by a mob of kebab eating bearded 'lasses'.

seconded

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:26 am

bw@bw wrote:
Backgammon wrote:I hate to say it but I hope the Reds beat Newcastle. I don't want Newcastle to get another win for the rest of the season.

I want to see Keegan lead Newcastle into relegation, and then be publicly stoned to death with Golf balls by a mob of kebab eating bearded 'lasses'.
seconded

Can you be stoned to death with golf-balls?

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:47 am

Worthy4England wrote:
bw@bw wrote:
Backgammon wrote:I hate to say it but I hope the Reds beat Newcastle. I don't want Newcastle to get another win for the rest of the season.

I want to see Keegan lead Newcastle into relegation, and then be publicly stoned to death with Golf balls by a mob of kebab eating bearded 'lasses'.
seconded
Can you be stoned to death with golf-balls?

Only if they're Dunlop ones.

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:49 am

Worthy4England wrote:
bw@bw wrote:
Backgammon wrote:I hate to say it but I hope the Reds beat Newcastle. I don't want Newcastle to get another win for the rest of the season.

I want to see Keegan lead Newcastle into relegation, and then be publicly stoned to death with Golf balls by a mob of kebab eating bearded 'lasses'.
seconded
Can you be stoned to death with golf-balls?

I wasn't sure if there was a golf-term equivalent. 'Balled to death' sounds lurid, like he's been beaten to death by 1000 hairy geordie scrotums... And I don't care what you've done; no one deserves that.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:55 am

Backgammon wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
bw@bw wrote:
Backgammon wrote:I hate to say it but I hope the Reds beat Newcastle. I don't want Newcastle to get another win for the rest of the season.

I want to see Keegan lead Newcastle into relegation, and then be publicly stoned to death with Golf balls by a mob of kebab eating bearded 'lasses'.
seconded
Can you be stoned to death with golf-balls?
I wasn't sure if there was a golf-term equivalent. 'Balled to death' sounds lurid, like he's been beaten to death by 1000 hairy geordie scrotums... And I don't care what you've done; no one deserves that.

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:14 am

bw@bw wrote:
Backgammon wrote:I hate to say it but I hope the Reds beat Newcastle. I don't want Newcastle to get another win for the rest of the season.

I want to see Keegan lead Newcastle into relegation, and then be publicly stoned to death with Golf balls by a mob of kebab eating bearded 'lasses'.
seconded

Yup, I have to concur with this. It would be hysterical.

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:34 am

Did anyone see his MOTD interview after they lost to Villa? He looked like he'd visably shrunk. He looked unwell, and I almost felt sorry for him.

Then I remembered how I've had to suffer weeks of Newcastle Utd being stuffed down my throat; how often I've been told Newcastle are a super-massive club without ever seeing much evidence to support the fact; how Keegan is Jesus; how he spouted bollocks at his press confrence about this beeing a special club,a workingman's peoples club, the northern equivalent to going to the theatre, a beacon of entertainment...

It's a f-in embarrassing club. Still clutching on to something that nearly happened over ten years ago.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:49 am

Backgammon wrote:Did anyone see his MOTD interview after they lost to Villa? He looked like he'd visably shrunk. He looked unwell, and I almost felt sorry for him.

Then I remembered how I've had to suffer weeks of Newcastle Utd being stuffed down my throat; how often I've been told Newcastle are a super-massive club without ever seeing much evidence to support the fact; how Keegan is Jesus; how he spouted bollocks at his press confrence about this beeing a special club,a workingman's peoples club, the northern equivalent to going to the theatre, a beacon of entertainment...

It's a f-in embarrassing club. Still clutching on to something that nearly happened over ten years ago.

All those things, but without the football. A "massive" game coming up for them. Oh dear.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:57 pm

Just in case anybody is feeling sorry for the fat-bellied scumbags - cop for a couple of comments in this little beauty!

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcfor ... ic=50059.0

... and all posted seriously too!

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:03 am

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Just in case anybody is feeling sorry for the fat-bellied scumbags - cop for a couple of comments in this little beauty!

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcfor ... ic=50059.0

... and all posted seriously too!

Erm, I can't see it - can you cut and paste so we can all laugh, as it won't accept my email address?

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:59 am

Lord Kangana wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Just in case anybody is feeling sorry for the fat-bellied scumbags - cop for a couple of comments in this little beauty!

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcfor ... ic=50059.0

... and all posted seriously too!
Erm, I can't see it - can you cut and paste so we can all laugh, as it won't accept my email address?

Well, apparently it's King Kev's 57th birthday on Feb 14. It will lose a bit in the translation, as basically it's the photo in the thread that set the tone. Here are a few "tributes" to give you a flavour of the fat-bellies homage though.

Happy birthday to the Messiah!
Happy Birthday to the great man indeed. Good luck in the next year Kev!
Got at least 13 years left in management i'd say! Keep going strong Special K
Now for the late birthday present - Us beating Manchester United.
All the best KK, next season let the good times begin.
Happy Birthday Kevin. We're behind you all the way bonny lad.

It's almost religious in its dedication.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:05 am

As for the photo that had me in hysterics? Well, you asked for it.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:25 am

is that the nufc gay supporters association? "bonny"??? chuffers.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:09 am

communistworkethic wrote:is that the nufc gay supporters association? "bonny"??? chuffers.

Is does make it easier to understand how somebody could take a baseball bat to him - allegedly.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:39 am

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:is that the nufc gay supporters association? "bonny"??? chuffers.
Is does make it easier to understand how somebody could take a baseball bat to him - allegedly.

brings a who different meaning to "beaten about the head"

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:24 am

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:08 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:

Well argued Zulu.

Suscinct and to the point !

Bravo.

SuperWhiteWarrior · Post by **SuperWhiteWarrior** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:59 pm

What Kevin Keegan will be doing when he 'resigns' from Newcastle

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