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Ronaldo Scores

Post by communistworkethic » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:41 am

Not sure if this is footy really but... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7374317.stm
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:48 am

communistworkethic wrote:Not sure if this is footy really but... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7374317.stm
Saw this last night.

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Post by WhiteArmy » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:00 am

Not being funny but if i had as much money as Ronaldo, i'd make sure they were bona fide and fit as the proverbial butchers dog.

That thing holding his driving licence looks more of a bloke than i do!!!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:52 am

"He told police he was having some psychological problems linked to his injury." :lmfao:

Well, you would wouldn't you after being caught with three men you thought were women.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:00 pm

communistworkethic wrote:Not sure if this is footy really but... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7374317.stm
V poor headline - I much prefer mine :wink:
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Post by WhiteArmy » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:01 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Not sure if this is footy really but... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7374317.stm
V poor headline - I much prefer mine :wink:

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Post by David Lee's Hair » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:02 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Not sure if this is footy really but... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7374317.stm
V poor headline - I much prefer mine :wink:
I love a bit of innuendo in the evening! :mrgreen:
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:02 pm

In tribute to the Evening News headline I saw on a board outside a paper shop - "Police probe Deane girl's snatch"
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:14 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:In tribute to the Evening News headline I saw on a board outside a paper shop - "Police probe Deane girl's snatch"
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Post by jmjhb » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:14 pm

Clearly his girlfriend isn't fulfilling his fantasies...
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Post by H. Pedersen » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:31 pm

jmjhb wrote:Clearly his girlfriend isn't fulfilling his fantasies...
Doesn't he always have ridiculously hot girlfriends too? What a dimwit.
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:33 pm

H. Pedersen wrote:
jmjhb wrote:Clearly his girlfriend isn't fulfilling his fantasies...
Doesn't he always have ridiculously hot girlfriends too? What a dimwit.
:conf:

Sometimes you've just got to get down and dirty with something that'll do what your misses wont :twisted:


so why am i single again??? :mrgreen:
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Post by H. Pedersen » Thu May 01, 2008 1:44 am

A guy who looks like that and weighs that much dates some of the hottest women on the planet and still feels the need to pay for the services of hookers.

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Post by Little Green Man » Fri May 02, 2008 12:07 pm

I think he should have taken this calibration test before venturing out...

http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale3/
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Fri May 02, 2008 12:58 pm

Little Green Man wrote:I think he should have taken this calibration test before venturing out...

http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale3/
13 out of 16

Luckily my errors were the right way round
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Post by warthog » Fri May 02, 2008 1:40 pm

Little Green Man wrote:I think he should have taken this calibration test before venturing out...

http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale3/
15/16. One of the ladies incorrectly identified as a chap. No Stephen Rea moments for me then.

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Post by LeeRoyBrown » Fri May 02, 2008 1:42 pm

hahaha
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Post by Little Green Man » Fri May 02, 2008 3:27 pm

Looks like this seal was 'having some psychological problems' linked to an injury.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7379554.stm

Fortunately there are no pictures of the seal dribble.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri May 02, 2008 11:21 pm

11 out of 16! I feel soiled. :shock:
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Post by Little Green Man » Fri May 02, 2008 11:31 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:11 out of 16! I feel soiled. :shock:
Jeez, Ronaldo only got three wrong!
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