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Steve Claridge

Post by malcd1 » Tue May 13, 2008 5:14 pm

I know there are one or two on here who don't like the one eyed gypsy. He tried the old Ferguson trick of needing the toilet but it didn't come off for him.


http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,, ... 96,00.html
Sky News wrote:Ex-Footballer Guilty Of Dangerous Driving

Updated:15:13, Tuesday May 13, 2008
Former Premiership footballer Steve Claridge has been found guilty of dangerous driving.

The soccer pundit was driving on the M42 between junctions 4 and 3 when he was pulled over by an unmarked police car after repeatedly undertaking other vehicles.

Coventry Crown Court heard that the ex-footballer drove at speeds of around 100mph in "treacherous" conditions.

Claridge had denied reaching such speeds, telling jurors he was driving at "slightly in excess of 70mph".

He said he was trying to leave the motorway to find a toilet.

The 42-year-old also denied that it was raining at the time of the alleged offence on December 30, 2006.

He told the court: "It certainly wasn't dangerous. It wasn't the best bit of driving I have ever done but it wasn't dangerous."

After the verdict the court heard that Claridge already has nine points on his driving licence.

He will be sentenced at Birmingham Crown Court in the week starting June 9.

Claridge played for 18 different clubs in a 23-year career, including Portsmouth, Leicester and Birmingham.

He has also been a manger, and is currently a football pundit for BBC's 5 Live football coverage.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue May 13, 2008 6:13 pm

Send the scruffy bastard down. He's never said a single word about our club that hasn't been disparaging. In fact, get him hung. :whack:
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue May 13, 2008 6:44 pm

He said he was trying to leave the motorway to find a toilet.
Sorry, that wont fly! He could have come off at juntion 4 or 3 to get into Birmingham!
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue May 13, 2008 7:02 pm

couldn't happen to more of a donut, and that's me being polite
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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue May 13, 2008 7:17 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Send the scruffy bastard down. He's never said a single word about our club that hasn't been disparaging. In fact, get him hung. :whack:
Can we torture him a bit first? :twisted:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue May 13, 2008 7:24 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Send the scruffy bastard down. He's never said a single word about our club that hasn't been disparaging. In fact, get him hung. :whack:
Can we torture him a bit first? :twisted:
Great call. Get the jump leads. :twisted:
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue May 13, 2008 7:34 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Send the scruffy bastard down. He's never said a single word about our club that hasn't been disparaging. In fact, get him hung. :whack:
Can we torture him a bit first? :twisted:
Great call. Get the jump leads. :twisted:
jump leads and a video of us v fulham this year
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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue May 13, 2008 7:54 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Send the scruffy bastard down. He's never said a single word about our club that hasn't been disparaging. In fact, get him hung. :whack:
Can we torture him a bit first? :twisted:
Great call. Get the jump leads. :twisted:
jump leads and a video of us v fulham this year
I'm pretty sure that subjecting him to the Fulham game would contravene the Geneva Convention.
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Post by Prufrock » Tue May 13, 2008 11:45 pm

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Post by David Lee's Hair » Wed May 14, 2008 8:54 am

Steve Claridge = Prick
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Post by enfieldwhite » Wed May 14, 2008 9:00 am

David Lee's Hair wrote:Steve Claridge = Prick
Think you'll find that's Benitez.

Claridge = Scrote mould.
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Wed May 14, 2008 9:33 am

enfieldwhite wrote:
David Lee's Hair wrote:Steve Claridge = Prick
Think you'll find that's Benitez.

Claridge = Scrote mould.


:mrgreen:

Ok Claridge = Gonorrhoea
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Post by enfieldwhite » Wed May 14, 2008 10:48 am

David Lee's Hair wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
David Lee's Hair wrote:Steve Claridge = Prick
Think you'll find that's Benitez.

Claridge = Scrote mould.


:mrgreen:

Ok Claridge = Gonorrhoea
Deal. 8)
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Post by Lord Kangana » Wed May 14, 2008 11:09 am

enfieldwhite wrote:
David Lee's Hair wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
David Lee's Hair wrote:Steve Claridge = Prick
Think you'll find that's Benitez.

Claridge = Scrote mould.


:mrgreen:

Ok Claridge = Gonorrhoea
Deal. 8)
Despite his condition, can we still torture and hang him?
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Post by malcd1 » Wed May 14, 2008 11:51 am

Lord Kangana wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
David Lee's Hair wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
David Lee's Hair wrote:Steve Claridge = Prick
Think you'll find that's Benitez.

Claridge = Scrote mould.


:mrgreen:

Ok Claridge = Gonorrhoea
Deal. 8)
Despite his condition, can we still torture and hang him?
Only if you burn him afterwards. It will be the best way to get rid of the Gonorrhea like they did with the foot & mouth cows.
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Post by enfieldwhite » Wed May 14, 2008 12:33 pm

Make sure you wear gloves, though!
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Post by InsaneApache » Wed May 14, 2008 1:48 pm

Does that mean that we get to pour mercury down his glans? Sod the gloves, industrial gauntlets are the name of the game. :mrgreen:
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