West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Post by boltonboris » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:47 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Now they're diversifying their portfolio to include politics, they're going to need a new slogan:

"Strong West Ham, strong Britain."

:roll:

Shouldn't it be more "West Ham, We say 'FECK OFF' to Immigrants."

Then a picture of a kosh wielding skin head with one foot up on a chair with an elbow leant on it

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Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:52 am

I'd perfer "we say fack offff yew kahnt to immigrants", but we can certainly work with this. And the picture would need to include those lovable entrepeneurs The Krays somewhere, but its on the right lines.
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Post by boltonboris » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:13 am

Lord Kangana wrote:I'd perfer "we say fack offff yew kahnt to immigrants", but we can certainly work with this. And the picture would need to include those lovable entrepeneurs The Krays somewhere, but its on the right lines.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:43 am

Theres a video on youtube showing a mob of Whammers attacking an asian chap in his taxi - one of 'em throws a pint glass at it when he's driving past, he gets out to confront him, the mob attack him, and seem very pleased. It makes you soooo proud that they're English.

And here it is:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9xfdBg1ilAQ&NR=1

...but there all just "a bit fackin nawty, havin a larf" :roll:
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Post by mofgimmers » Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:41 pm

Hardly surprising from a bunch who have a hobbit as one of their 'main heads'.

My girlfriend, who has a passing interest in football, says 'racist' every time she sees a West Ham shirt. It does make me chuckle.
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Post by ratbert » Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:58 pm

officer_dibble wrote:just can't see WHU going bust

even charlton are being bought out, london innit
The prospective Dubai buyers dropped out last week.

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Post by fozzy » Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:43 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Theres a video on youtube showing a mob of Whammers attacking an asian chap in his taxi - one of 'em throws a pint glass at it when he's driving past, he gets out to confront him, the mob attack him, and seem very pleased. It makes you soooo proud that they're English.

And here it is:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9xfdBg1ilAQ&NR=1

...but there all just "a bit fackin nawty, havin a larf" :roll:
And the racist bit is...?

I really don't think that's the full story, do you?

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:31 pm

fozzy wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Theres a video on youtube showing a mob of Whammers attacking an asian chap in his taxi - one of 'em throws a pint glass at it when he's driving past, he gets out to confront him, the mob attack him, and seem very pleased. It makes you soooo proud that they're English.

And here it is:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9xfdBg1ilAQ&NR=1

...but there all just "a bit fackin nawty, havin a larf" :roll:
And the racist bit is...?

I really don't think that's the full story, do you?
Well, the people in the car did appear to be visible minorities - but what is the full story, fozzy? Why would people throw a beer glass at a car?
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Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:18 pm

fozzy wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Theres a video on youtube showing a mob of Whammers attacking an asian chap in his taxi - one of 'em throws a pint glass at it when he's driving past, he gets out to confront him, the mob attack him, and seem very pleased. It makes you soooo proud that they're English.

And here it is:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9xfdBg1ilAQ&NR=1

...but there all just "a bit fackin nawty, havin a larf" :roll:
And the racist bit is...?

I really don't think that's the full story, do you?
Of course its not the full story, theres plenty of times when p*ssed up mobs are justified in smashing a car up :roll:
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Post by fozzy » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:59 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
fozzy wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Theres a video on youtube showing a mob of Whammers attacking an asian chap in his taxi - one of 'em throws a pint glass at it when he's driving past, he gets out to confront him, the mob attack him, and seem very pleased. It makes you soooo proud that they're English.

And here it is:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9xfdBg1ilAQ&NR=1

...but there all just "a bit fackin nawty, havin a larf" :roll:
And the racist bit is...?

I really don't think that's the full story, do you?
Well, the people in the car did appear to be visible minorities - but what is the full story, fozzy? Why would people throw a beer glass at a car?
So they are Asian, not very surprising given the area. But I still don't see any evidence of racism in that clip.

And I haven't said it was justified, only that you need to know the full story before making accusations.

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Post by mofgimmers » Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:33 pm

fozzy wrote:And I haven't said it was justified, only that you need to know the full story before making accusations.
That's not how football works and you know damn well! :)
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Post by Tombwfc » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:17 pm

fozzy wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Theres a video on youtube showing a mob of Whammers attacking an asian chap in his taxi - one of 'em throws a pint glass at it when he's driving past, he gets out to confront him, the mob attack him, and seem very pleased. It makes you soooo proud that they're English.

And here it is:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9xfdBg1ilAQ&NR=1

...but there all just "a bit fackin nawty, havin a larf" :roll:
And the racist bit is...?

I really don't think that's the full story, do you?
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:11 pm

just a warm welcome for any visitor to the area: black, white, yellow, brown or red.

No west ham aren't racist, just a bunch of moronic c*nts.
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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:53 am

Having a look at their results, theyve lost every game except a draw with Boro after losing to us. Well done us.

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:04 am

fozzy wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Theres a video on youtube showing a mob of Whammers attacking an asian chap in his taxi - one of 'em throws a pint glass at it when he's driving past, he gets out to confront him, the mob attack him, and seem very pleased. It makes you soooo proud that they're English.

And here it is:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9xfdBg1ilAQ&NR=1

...but there all just "a bit fackin nawty, havin a larf" :roll:
And the racist bit is...?

I really don't think that's the full story, do you?
Have you read the comments underneath?
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Post by fozzy » Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:47 am

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:
fozzy wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Theres a video on youtube showing a mob of Whammers attacking an asian chap in his taxi - one of 'em throws a pint glass at it when he's driving past, he gets out to confront him, the mob attack him, and seem very pleased. It makes you soooo proud that they're English.

And here it is:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9xfdBg1ilAQ&NR=1

...but there all just "a bit fackin nawty, havin a larf" :roll:
And the racist bit is...?

I really don't think that's the full story, do you?
Have you read the comments underneath?
Yep, but unfortunately you get racist comments plastered all over YouTube.

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Post by enfieldwhite » Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:54 am

fozzy wrote:
KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:
fozzy wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Theres a video on youtube showing a mob of Whammers attacking an asian chap in his taxi - one of 'em throws a pint glass at it when he's driving past, he gets out to confront him, the mob attack him, and seem very pleased. It makes you soooo proud that they're English.

And here it is:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9xfdBg1ilAQ&NR=1

...but there all just "a bit fackin nawty, havin a larf" :roll:
And the racist bit is...?

I really don't think that's the full story, do you?
Have you read the comments underneath?
Yep, but unfortunately you get racist comments plastered all over YouTube.
I would venture to suggest that you get racist comments at Bolton too. Glass houses/ bottles etc. etc.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:06 am

I find stones more effective mesen, but I like what you've done with the bottles thing, double the impact :wink:
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:54 am

It will be grand if they finally get nailed for the Tevez episode. However, credit where credit is due, I saw this on KUMB and it did make me smile. An excellent solution!

I think I've solved the problem.
Over the weekend we could repaint the Boleyn, the Club could order new kits (any colour except claret & blue), we change the name of the Club and get the players to wear false beards. The FA, Premier League and Sheff United will wonder where we are and drop the whole case.
Thank me later.


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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:22 am

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:It will be grand if they finally get nailed for the Tevez episode. However, credit where credit is due, I saw this on KUMB and it did make me smile. An excellent solution!

I think I've solved the problem.
Over the weekend we could repaint the Boleyn, the Club could order new kits (any colour except claret & blue), we change the name of the Club and get the players to wear false beards. The FA, Premier League and Sheff United will wonder where we are and drop the whole case.
Thank me later.


Brilliant. :D
Not quite - sooner or later they'd get round to playing football - at which point, 3 goals down in a game they were expecting to win and cries from the terraces of "you caant, faakin beating us three nil, we won the World Cup ya know, caants" - everyone would know it's good old West Ham again.

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