Ashley Cole

[mofgimmers]

on a serious note most people have got to agree with my POV that I wouldn't piss on ashley cole if he is on fire

to simplfy matters somewhat

I'd piss on him if he was on fire... safe in the knowledge that my piss wouldn't put out the flames and only add humiliation to the proceedings.

[warthog]

on a serious note most people have got to agree with my POV that I wouldn't piss on ashley cole if he is on fire

to simplfy matters somewhat

I'd piss on him if he was on fire... safe in the knowledge that my piss wouldn't put out the flames and only add humiliation to the proceedings.

Absolutely. The key is make sure that the fire has a decent hold before commencing urination.

[warthog]

What a plonker.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7925963.stm

[Montreal Wanderer]

What a plonker.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7925963.stm

His wife Cheryl, singer with Girls Aloud, is currently climbing Mount Kilimanjaro in Africa for comic relief.

It would surely be a lot easier to read a Newcastle forum.

[bobo the clown]

£80 "on the spot" fine.

That'll make him think twice ... Hah !! Let that be a lesson to you Ashley !!!

[TANGODANCER]

£80 "on the spot" fine.

That'll make him think twice ... Hah !! Let that be a lesson to you Ashley !!!

Aye, to a bloke who only gets £90k per week that must be crippling. What will the wife say when she finds out?

[Enzo Gambaro]

£80 "on the spot" fine.

That'll make him think twice ... Hah !! Let that be a lesson to you Ashley !!!

Aye, to a bloke who only gets £90k per week that must be crippling. What will the wife say when she finds out?

I'm sure she'll just be relieved that at least she knows where he was for one night of the year.

[bobo the clown]

£80 "on the spot" fine.

That'll make him think twice ... Hah !! Let that be a lesson to you Ashley !!!

Aye, to a bloke who only gets £90k per week that must be crippling. What will the wife say when she finds out?

I'm sure she'll just be relieved that at least she knows where he was for one night of the year.

Enzo ... where the b-hell have you been ?

Did you get parole ??

[Enzo Gambaro]

£80 "on the spot" fine.

That'll make him think twice ... Hah !! Let that be a lesson to you Ashley !!!

Aye, to a bloke who only gets £90k per week that must be crippling. What will the wife say when she finds out?

I'm sure she'll just be relieved that at least she knows where he was for one night of the year.

Enzo ... where the b-hell have you been ?

Did you get parole ??

I've been around. Just took a bit of a vow of silence. For about three years. But the idiots who attended the Stoke match last night have forced me back out into the open. Wanted to talk to some Wanderers fans with a little more grip on reality than those I'm forced to stand next to on a weekly basis. Because they are undoubtedly the most stupid people I've ever had the misfortune to meet.

[BWFC_Insane]

£80 "on the spot" fine.

That'll make him think twice ... Hah !! Let that be a lesson to you Ashley !!!

Aye, to a bloke who only gets £90k per week that must be crippling. What will the wife say when she finds out?

I'm sure she'll just be relieved that at least she knows where he was for one night of the year.

Enzo ... where the b-hell have you been ?

Did you get parole ??

I've been around. Just took a bit of a vow of silence. For about three years. But the idiots who attended the Stoke match last night have forced me back out into the open. Wanted to talk to some Wanderers fans with a little more grip on reality than those I'm forced to stand next to on a weekly basis. Because they are undoubtedly the most stupid people I've ever had the misfortune to meet.

I don't know you clearly you were around before I joined the site, but I'm intrigued, so why a 3 year vow of silence?

[Enzo Gambaro]

I don't know you clearly you were around before I joined the site, but I'm intrigued, so why a 3 year vow of silence?

Erm, I don't know really. To be honest, I think it was the fact that the site had been taken over by attention-seeking muppets at that time. It got boring just coming on and reading personal insults being dished out between the same four or five people all the time. Slowly but surely, those "characters" appear to have disappeared and the message boards have become more entertaining again. I've still read practically all of the articles in that time which have always been top-notch and I'm glad that the forums are now not letting the side down anymore.

[boltonboris]

I don't know you clearly you were around before I joined the site, but I'm intrigued, so why a 3 year vow of silence?

Erm, I don't know really. To be honest, I think it was the fact that the site had been taken over by attention-seeking muppets at that time. It got boring just coming on and reading personal insults being dished out between the same four or five people all the time. Slowly but surely, those "characters" appear to have disappeared and the message boards have become more entertaining again. I've still read practically all of the articles in that time which have always been top-notch and I'm glad that the forums are now not letting the side down anymore.

Just wait......

[Enzo Gambaro]

I don't know you clearly you were around before I joined the site, but I'm intrigued, so why a 3 year vow of silence?

Erm, I don't know really. To be honest, I think it was the fact that the site had been taken over by attention-seeking muppets at that time. It got boring just coming on and reading personal insults being dished out between the same four or five people all the time. Slowly but surely, those "characters" appear to have disappeared and the message boards have become more entertaining again. I've still read practically all of the articles in that time which have always been top-notch and I'm glad that the forums are now not letting the side down anymore.

Just wait......

Hmmm, I really should have read the comments on the Wanderers message board today before I replied to this.