People who moan about Bolton's new kit

[Bruno]

Say what you want, it's still better than that shite we have now.

Some shit and blood on a rag is better than our kit

Bit of problem with the food on your holiday?

If I can stand the food in the MBK Centre foodcourt, I can handle some all-inclusive

In 20 odd years I think I ate there once. Not overly impressive so I commend you on your bravery.

Some funky looking chicken thing, was about 30Bht so I guess I took my life in my hands with that one.

[seanworth]

Some shit and blood on a rag is better than our kit

Bit of problem with the food on your holiday?

If I can stand the food in the MBK Centre foodcourt, I can handle some all-inclusive

In 20 odd years I think I ate there once. Not overly impressive so I commend you on your bravery.

Some funky looking chicken thing, was about 30Bht so I guess I took my life in my hands with that one.

While everyone gets some loose bowels in this part of the world from time to time, during my 24 years in the tropics I got food poisoning 4 times. Twice in Thailand and twice in Australia where I spent 10 months. Two of those occasions I would blame on lack of common sense.

In general there is little to worry about in Thailand, but it depends on how adventurous your diet was before coming here. If you grew up and remain a meat and potato type of person you will have a lot more problems. With the amount of Indian food eaten in the U.K. I would assume most Brits today have fairly tough stomachs. It sounds like what you ate was Chinese food with a spicy Thai sauce.

[Bruno]

I thought that too, til on my last night I was poleaxed by a Thai curry, spices the like of which I'd never experienced before. I shat the whole 12hr flight home. Good weight loss tip, that.

[Verbal]

Mark Jensen, editor of The Mag, after returning from vomiting in the toilet, talked about the kit:

“It’s certainly different! My take on kits is that as long as they’re not red and white stripes, I’m not really that bothered.”

“There’s certainly no chance of them getting lost in the snow when we play Barnsley in December.”

But we think there’s a much better reason why the strip was chosen, especially those two ghastly yellows. We now have a good chance of making the opposition players sick, just by looking at the strip, and that should get us a few more points in the Championship next season.

We also have it on good authority from FIFA no less, that before Newcastle play in those strips – a 48 hour fair warning notice must be given to the opposing team.

That’s just to level the playing field in a manner of speaking, and will allow the other team’s players to know just exactly what they will be up against when they play Newcastle. And initial reports we are receiving suggest opposing teams are looking to play in sun-glasses when Newcastle don this strip, even when it’s snowing!

Apparently because the reaction has been so bad they've already put a 20% discount on it. Big lol.

[seanworth]

I thought that too, til on my last night I was poleaxed by a Thai curry, spices the like of which I'd never experienced before. I shat the whole 12hr flight home. Good weight loss tip, that.

And a good detox to boot. Some people pay a lot of money for that.

Well I'm off home. Tomorrow is my day off and will probably indulge in a curry or two.

[bobo the clown]

Say what you want, it's still better than that shite we have now.

I have a voucher for laser eye surgery if you're interested?

I quite like our shirt. Newcastles is really just yuck!

Clearly it's u7nused.

This, though rather effette, is a damn site more pleasing to the eye that the heap of shite our lot will be wearing this season.

[Worthy4England]

Say what you want, it's still better than that shite we have now.

I have a voucher for laser eye surgery if you're interested?

I quite like our shirt. Newcastles is really just yuck!

Clearly it's u7nused.

This, though rather effette, is a damn site more pleasing to the eye that the heap of shite our lot will be wearing this season.

No, it clearly isn't. This is all part of Ashley's plot to get people laughing at Newcastle in return for them being deluded, ungrateful, buggers.

[H. Pedersen]

Say what you want, it's still better than that shite we have now.

I have a voucher for laser eye surgery if you're interested?

I quite like our shirt. Newcastles is really just yuck!

Clearly it's u7nused.

This, though rather effette, is a damn site more pleasing to the eye that the heap of shite our lot will be wearing this season.

No, it clearly isn't. This is all part of Ashley's plot to get people laughing at Newcastle in return for them being deluded, ungrateful, buggers.

Doesn't this imply that people aren't already laughing at Newcastle?

[Worthy4England]

Say what you want, it's still better than that shite we have now.

I have a voucher for laser eye surgery if you're interested?

I quite like our shirt. Newcastles is really just yuck!

Clearly it's u7nused.

This, though rather effette, is a damn site more pleasing to the eye that the heap of shite our lot will be wearing this season.

No, it clearly isn't. This is all part of Ashley's plot to get people laughing at Newcastle in return for them being deluded, ungrateful, buggers.

Doesn't this imply that people aren't already laughing at Newcastle?

Errr on reflection - yes.

[officer_dibble]

Our kit is bad

But this is something like 100 times worse

They are going to look like a banarama tribute act or something!

Funniest kit since the 70's!!

[William the White]

Say what you want, it's still better than that shite we have now.

I have a voucher for laser eye surgery if you're interested?

I quite like our shirt. Newcastles is really just yuck!

Do yourself a favour - use that voucher...

[Frandsen08]

ha ha custards creams!!!!

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Laughably crap.

But it's not the home kit.

I see the Observer were laughing at ours last Sunday.