West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

There ARE other teams(we'd have no-one to play otherwise) and here's where all-comers can discuss the wider world of football......

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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:07 pm

Meanwhile ... Spam seem to think that their serial overpaying for players should be followed up by serial over-charging for them too.

After asking £3m for Davenport they are now of a view that Bellamy should fetch £14m !!

Barking.
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Post by seanworth » Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:34 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Meanwhile ... Spam seem to think that their serial overpaying for players should be followed up by serial over-charging for them too.

After asking £3m for Davenport they are now of a view that Bellamy should fetch £14m !!

Barking.
More like praying.

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:43 pm

Poor chaps are 2-0 down is the smog in the early stages - despite all those on KUMB saying how much more important this was than Saturday. They will soon be suicidal....
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Post by James B » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:54 pm

hehehehe

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:36 pm

James B wrote:hehehehe
KUMB has remarks like:
I've never understood 'Boro.
They have shitty support and play such dire boring football I feel embarrassed they are in the PL.
Definite echoes of what they said about us - on the other hand most acknowledge they were being played out of the park in the first half - as opposed to dominating us and losing unluckily.
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Post by jimbo » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:58 pm

Another pointless victory for Boro to keep Southgate in a job! Will do nicely for us.

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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:50 pm

As ever ... it's the hope that kills you !!

You'd thing the Cockernee Sparrers had realised by now.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:00 am

Sepuku is the order of the day in Cockernee land. :mrgreen:
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Post by potter1989bwfc » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:05 am

They will go on a winless run of about 5 and Zola should be sacked is the next thing you be hearing from West Spam
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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:22 am

potter1989bwfc wrote:They will go on a winless run of about 5 and Zola should be sacked is the next thing you be hearing from West Spam
Here's hoping. The last time they lost to us they went on a shite run.

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Post by James B » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:09 pm

cracking goal

lee cattermole such a thug

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:17 am

It's been a while but this reminded me how piss funny they are.

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Gianfranco Zola faces a major test as storm clouds gather over West Ham

Gianfranco Zola is facing a major test as West Ham boss as the storm clouds are gathering around Upton Park. West Ham have good players. Upson, Green, Parker, Cole and so on. They are well established, well coached and yet they lack one precious commodity. Goals. Look at the teams down at the bottom. They are all struggling for goals. Wolves, Birmingham, Burnley and the rest all struggle for goals. But even more worryingly, if West Ham have to sell some of their best players then the problem will worsen further.

What is even more worrying is that if they go down then the club could crash. It would be a disaster. No-one has a divine right to stay in the Premier League, but West Ham are a club I’d like to not just survive but to thrive under Zola. They try to play good football and I’d like them to stay up.


Do you think he has similar feelings for us?
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Post by cophilie » Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:41 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:It's been a while but this reminded me how piss funny they are.

The Mirror
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Gianfranco Zola faces a major test as storm clouds gather over West Ham

Gianfranco Zola is facing a major test as West Ham boss as the storm clouds are gathering around Upton Park. West Ham have good players. Upson, Green, Parker, Cole and so on. They are well established, well coached and yet they lack one precious commodity. Goals. Look at the teams down at the bottom. They are all struggling for goals. Wolves, Birmingham, Burnley and the rest all struggle for goals. But even more worryingly, if West Ham have to sell some of their best players then the problem will worsen further.

What is even more worrying is that if they go down then the club could crash. It would be a disaster. No-one has a divine right to stay in the Premier League, but West Ham are a club I’d like to not just survive but to thrive under Zola. They try to play good football and I’d like them to stay up.


Do you think he has similar feelings for us?

By down the bottom of the table he means 10th?

West Ham have to stay up. They won the World Cup and everyone loves them. Just wouldn't be fair to football for them to get relegated.

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Post by General Mannerheim » Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:58 pm

West Hams Top Boy is... x10 - Claire Balding!

http://www.whufc.com/page/News/0,,12562~1838053,00.html

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Post by enfieldwhite » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:26 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:West Hams Top Boy is... x10 - Claire Balding!

http://www.whufc.com/page/News/0,,12562~1838053,00.html
X8 Slaven Bilic
X31 Fat Frank Lampard

OY FOZZY!!

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Post by shevchenko54 » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:47 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:West Hams Top Boy is... x10 - Claire Balding!

http://www.whufc.com/page/News/0,,12562~1838053,00.html
X8 Slaven Bilic
X31 Fat Frank Lampard

OY FOZZY!!

Are you in that motley crew?
x85 has shot himself in the foot with that haircut!

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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:35 pm

Well,
x7 is Simon Cowell.

x10, appears to have feamle features, so Aled Jones remains a good possibility.

x31, you're right Enfield, that's Frank "where's me mum ?" Lampard.

x100 is Richard Keil (Jaws)

x135 is the Pilsbury Dough man.

I don't wish to be racist, but what the fck is z15 doing there ?

... & if the cops can't trace z85 then I give up !!
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Post by fozzy » Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:41 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:West Hams Top Boy is... x10 - Claire Balding!

http://www.whufc.com/page/News/0,,12562~1838053,00.html
X8 Slaven Bilic
X31 Fat Frank Lampard

OY FOZZY!!

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Not me - I wasn't there...

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Post by fozzy » Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:41 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:West Hams Top Boy is... x10 - Claire Balding!

http://www.whufc.com/page/News/0,,12562~1838053,00.html
X8 Slaven Bilic
X31 Fat Frank Lampard

OY FOZZY!!

Are you in that motley crew?
Not me - I wasn't there...

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