Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

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Re: Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

Post by Worthy4England » Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:06 pm

thebish wrote:anyway - the Ipswich thing is NOT the reason I asked if we could laugh at Keane!!!
Correct Sir!

Some things are capable of being laughed at of thier own accord.

And quite frankly, after Keane's comments about his tackle on Haarland, I'd piss myself laughing if he got run down by a steam-roller.

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Re: Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

Post by thebish » Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:45 pm

another defeat in the bag.....

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Re: Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

Post by Horza » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:19 pm

Serious question: when was the last time Roy Keane wasn't a punchline?
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Re: Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

Post by Gravedigger » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:45 pm

He could always go and manage oirland. 8)
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Re: Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

Post by kagni » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:00 pm

He's a great man to advise others to "get over" things (England's failed World Cup bid, Henry's handball against Ireland, etc.) pity he didn't do the same in the case of Haaland instead of ruining a fellow pros career.

Gravedigger wrote:He could always go and manage oirland. 8)
Alternatively, he could go and f*ck himself, the traitorous bastard.

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Re: Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

Post by jaffka » Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:24 am

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Re: Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:35 am

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Re: Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

Post by ratbert » Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:44 am

No doubt the media will still be up his arse and saying how a potentially great manager deserves another chance at a bigger club...

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Re: Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

Post by BWFC_Insane » Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:45 am

ratbert wrote:No doubt the media will still be up his arse and saying how a potentially great manager deserves another chance at a bigger club...
Well Liverpool might need a manager soon.

Oh how sweet would that be.

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Re: Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:54 am

Thought that they'd have given him the semis though. :conf:
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Re: Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

Post by Worthy4England » Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:37 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Thought that they'd have given him the semis though. :conf:
I reckon with their proximity to the drop zone, they're probably thinking that beating Chelsea in the FA cup or Arsenal in the League Cup would be a tough call anyhow, and they might as well use that time to find a replacement...

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Re: Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:00 pm

I wonder if the Chairman, whilst handing Roy his P45 thought ''have that you C*nt''?

You know, like Roy did when he deliberately broke Haaland's leg.

Good old Roy. The C*nt. :mrgreen:

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Re: Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

Post by thebish » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:02 pm

he's just being lined up to take over at liverpool - that's all...

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Re: Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

Post by rockthereebok » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:15 pm

It's Ipswich fans I feel sorry for. According to this football blog they're getting Paul Jewel in...

Is that it for Roy Keane in football management? His early success at Sunderland seems a long time ago, and he always seemed to be on "the worst run of his managerial career"...

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Re: Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

Post by thebish » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:43 pm

rockthereebok wrote:It's Ipswich fans I feel sorry for. According to this football blog they're getting Paul Jewel in...

Is that it for Roy Keane in football management? His early success at Sunderland seems a long time ago, and he always seemed to be on "the worst run of his managerial career"...

i've been on that run - right over the top of winter hill with a sack of coal... ouch!

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Re: Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Jan 07, 2011 5:37 pm

rockthereebok wrote:It's Ipswich fans I feel sorry for.
I'm sorry ?

I don't understand !!

This is Ipswich .... we owe them fck-all. Didn't hear them feeling sorry for us a few months ago .... 127 months to be precise.

Here's hoping they continue going to rat-shit.

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Re: Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

Post by boltonboris » Fri Jan 07, 2011 5:39 pm

Amen Bobo!!
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Re: Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:06 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
rockthereebok wrote:It's Ipswich fans I feel sorry for.
I'm sorry ?

I don't understand !!

This is Ipswich .... we owe them fck-all. Didn't hear them feeling sorry for us a few months ago .... 127 months to be precise.

Here's hoping they continue going to rat-shit.

The definition of a Bolton fan is a guy with a long memory and an acute sense of vengence. Get with man.
I've never met an Ipswich fan who hasn't said that three sendings off should have been double that on that match. So, you know, balls to them.

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Re: Can we all laugh at Roy Keane??

Post by officer_dibble » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:20 pm

MAybe Barry Knight can apply

As for KEane. Ha. feck* HaHA!

I still remember him being the next big thing at Sunderland.

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