West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[General Mannerheim]

every cloud!... "Parker Pens new deal with West Ham" http://twitpic.com/4y4lfa" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[plymouth wanderer]

listen to the second fella he's a bright lad

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[bobo the clown]

He's outta there! Grant sacked.

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£3.5m payout it said somewhere yesterday.

[LiOC]

listen to the second fella he's a bright lad

http://www.skysports.com/video/inline/0 ... 79,00.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Haha! Ten thousand? Sounds more like the attendance figure when they move to the olympic stadium

[James B]

a beautiful day

[plymouth wanderer]

a beautiful day

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[jmjhb]

Apparently they requested a room at the DW in which to sack him. Classless gesture from a classless club.

[Gravedigger]

Hey, Avram, you're fired! Three years left to run on his contract, well, that's no bad thing. Now all I hope is that he goes to manage Milwall next season. Happy days and shalom.

[CAPSLOCK]

If anyone should be gifted the stadium (like Man.City) it should be West Ham.

Just give them this one instead.

Is that The Valley?

[bobo the clown]

Delighted for the David twins and Karrrrrrrrren Peschisolido

How long before there's a petion of some sort to allow them back & have a 21 club Premiership next season on account of their marvellous fans and that they did win the World Cup for us ?

[Lord Kangana]

I love the reason being cited that they wanted to save him from fans ire at the next home game.

If you replace 'him' with 'us' their motivation becomes a little clearer.

[hisroyalgingerness]

Apparently they requested a room at the DW in which to sack him. Classless gesture from a classless club.

Heard they ended up doing it in the tunnel, guessing they failed?

[Zulus Thousand of em]

Larrvelly jahbbly!! Now for those Birmingham bastards!

[Gaz Tomorrow]

Larrvelly jahbbly!! Now for those Birmingham bastards!

Don't forget Wigan

[Zulus Thousand of em]

KUMB is just a beautiful place to visit this evening. You'll go a long way to top this gem though.

So many crap clubs in The Premier League. To think we have now been relegated twice in recent years whilst the likes of Bolton (with their laughable support) have somehow limped on season after season.
Why do we have such a soft underbelly?

Because you're shite from top to bottom, perhaps?

[Zulus Thousand of em]

KUMB is just a beautiful place to visit this evening. You'll go a long way to top this gem though.

So many crap clubs in The Premier League. To think we have now been relegated twice in recent years whilst the likes of Bolton (with their laughable support) have somehow limped on season after season.
Why do we have such a soft underbelly?

Because you're shite from top to bottom, perhaps?

I've just responded. I'll probably get banned!

Great post and, since you have asked, I'm guessing that the 6 points that we take off you every season may have something to do with it. We're currently limping along in 10th place, I do believe.

[Prufrock]

Love how I came home from work to find three whole pages. Oh I love that club. They're even better than the Geordies.

[officer_dibble]

I'll miss the points...

[Montreal Wanderer]

This thread was Batman's greatest contribution to TW. I'm afraid it may become moribund and even KUMB won't keep giving like it has always done before (unless they look like dropping out of the Championship which is unlikely). There's a lot to miss without the Irons around.

[bobo the clown]

Interesting to see Rob "I'm quitting England to aid my club career" Green jumping over the ball right at the end. Inconsistent to the end, he'd made a couple of decent saves prior to that but couldn't resist showing his true strength.