Liverpool laughing stocks?

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Burnden Paddock » Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:05 pm

That's horrendous. :hang:

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Prufrock » Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:16 pm

Why have they signed Agbonlahor, and why has he worn a scouse wig for his unveiling?
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:40 am

It's shellsuit-tastic.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by thebish » Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:34 pm

Liverpool will seek urgent talks with striker Luis Suarez, 26, to assess whether he is in breach of contract following claims from Spain he has agreed personal terms with Real Madrid.


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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Wandering Willy » Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:29 pm

Got bored reading the Sun and Mail so I cheered myself up with another look at these

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by 2399 » Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:42 am

Steven Gerrard sent the 95,000 crowd home happy with a trademark goal in Liverpool's 2-0 win over Melbourne Victory at the Melbourne Cricket Ground.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:00 am

2399 wrote:Steven Gerrard sent the 95,000 crowd home happy with a trademark goal in Liverpool's 2-0 win over Melbourne Victory at the Melbourne Cricket Ground.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by thebish » Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:07 am

today i am nonplussed by liverpool fans on the radio blabbing on about how Suarez should be loyal to Liverpool - how he should be like Saint Gerrard - a one-club player - because Liverpool have the best fans in the world etc.. and it's not about money - Gerrard plays for free etc... it's about loyalty

yet the presenter has not yet thought to ask them (if they wanted Suarez to be a loyal one-club player) how Liverpool would have come by him in the first place - nor why it was OK for Suarez to be touting himself to Liverpool whilst under contract at Ajax and on suspension for biting Otman Bakkal...

w*nkers...

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Athers » Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:20 am

(many of them) will get what they deserve for their blind loyalty.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Prufrock » Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:30 am

This Suarez nonsense is fab, in that it shows Scousers up perfectly.

He's a racist? We still love him!

He bit somebody? We still love him!

He's disloyal to Liverpooooooooool? Wanker! Do we still have those bullets we sent Stevie Gee when he was talking about going to Chelseeeeeee?
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:41 am

Pepe Reina says he was "disappointed" that Liverpool agreed to loan him to Napoli without telling him first.

What? :lol:
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:20 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Pepe Reina says he was "disappointed" that Liverpool agreed to loan him to Napoli without telling him first.

What? :lol:
There he was, thinking he was on his way back home to Spain, and suddenly finds himself in Italy. I bet his was one of the names in the envelope. Arrivederci, me old son.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:20 am

Classy.

I assume he didn't HAVE to agree though.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:11 am

Good grief, he really is a little shit, isn't he ??

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Luis Suarez to consider lawsuit in Liverpool dispute

Not that I'm going to go all soft arsed on Liverpool's behalf but they virtually prostituted themselves to support him !!
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Lord Kangana » Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:12 am

Good. F*ck em. Incredibly irritating club.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Prufrock » Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:09 am

It's amazing!

He's a big racist, but they defended him.

He bit somebody, but they defended him.

He wants to leave a mid-table team to play for a team in the Champions League (or Arsenal, eh Bish) and suddenly he's a massive wanker.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Aug 03, 2013 9:37 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Good. F*ck em. Incredibly irritating club.
You know that you'll get no argument from me on that point LK but they would feel entitled to some degree of loyalty from him .... it's amusing that he now is giving the finger to people who have embarrassed themselves (if a Scouser is ever embarrassed) in their blind support of him..
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Sat Aug 03, 2013 9:39 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Good. F*ck em. Incredibly irritating club.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Sat Aug 03, 2013 9:40 am

I hope he ends up leaving for £5million and a year's supply of tea lights.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Aug 03, 2013 11:03 am

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:I hope he ends up leaving for £5million and a year's supply of tea lights.
I have to say a nice season (not to say career) ending injury would be the icing on the cake.
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