Liverpool laughing stocks?

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by as » Mon Oct 15, 2012 9:55 am

Horrible club.

Glory-hunting club.

Bill Shankly would hate the lot of them.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by David Lee's Hair » Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:36 am

Stevie G with about as many sour grapes as he had when Pancake the gangster was balls deep in his Misses.... The fella is a knob.... FACT

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by BWFC_Insane » Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:50 am

David Lee's Hair wrote:Stevie G with about as many sour grapes as he had when Pancake the gangster was balls deep in his Misses.... The fella is a knob.... FACT

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What a pathetic comment from Gerrard.

Liverpool were shite.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:05 pm

The statistics, however, showed that Everton enjoyed greater possession, made more passes and completed proportionally fewer long passes than Liverpool.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by boltonboris » Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:11 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:The statistics, however, showed that Everton enjoyed greater possession, made more passes and completed proportionally fewer long passes than Liverpool.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:58 pm

Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has likened Everton to Stoke, claiming their rivals used long-ball tactics during Sunday's Merseyside derby.

Gerrard, 32, said: "Every single time they get the ball to the goalkeeper it comes in long.

"There was only one team who came to play football and that was us. Everton are not better than us."

The statistics, however, showed that Everton enjoyed greater possession, made more passes and completed proportionally fewer long passes than Liverpool.

The draw lifted Everton to fifth in the table. They are seven places and six points ahead of Liverpool.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Wandering Willy » Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:07 pm

Gerrard celebrates the offside goal. :lmfao:

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by boltonboris » Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:16 pm

Apparently on Sunday, the hashtag #histeethwereoffside was trending in the UK on twitter.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:33 pm

Currently losing at home to Swansea...2-0.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Athers » Fri Nov 02, 2012 7:33 pm

Is this guy for real?

"Glen's arguably been the player of the season in the Premier League - never mind at Liverpool." Rodgers said, "He's been absolutely outstanding when you consider he's played a lot of the season at left-back.

"He is a world-class full-back. When you miss a player of that quality, that does weaken you as a team. I look at him and Daniel Alves as the two best right-backs in world football.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:02 pm

Athers wrote:Is this guy for real?
"Glen's arguably been the player of the season in the Premier League - never mind at Liverpool." Rodgers said, "He's been absolutely outstanding when you consider he's played a lot of the season at left-back.

"He is a world-class full-back. When you miss a player of that quality, that does weaken you as a team. I look at him and Daniel Alves as the two best right-backs in world football.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:13 pm

Athers wrote:Is this guy for real?

"Glen's arguably been the player of the season in the Premier League - never mind at Liverpool." Rodgers said, "He's been absolutely outstanding when you consider he's played a lot of the season at left-back.

"He is a world-class full-back. When you miss a player of that quality, that does weaken you as a team. I look at him and Daniel Alves as the two best right-backs in world football.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Always hopeful » Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:14 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Athers wrote:Is this guy for real?
"Glen's arguably been the player of the season in the Premier League - never mind at Liverpool." Rodgers said, "He's been absolutely outstanding when you consider he's played a lot of the season at left-back.

"He is a world-class full-back. When you miss a player of that quality, that does weaken you as a team. I look at him and Daniel Alves as the two best right-backs in world football.
Slotted perfectly into the Liverpool mould of tw@t for a manager.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by officer_dibble » Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:12 am

He sounds remarkably like coyle IMO

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by malcd1 » Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:30 pm

Liverpool a new shirt for their most loyal fans. I'm sure it will be a big seller.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:31 pm

malcd1 wrote:Liverpool a new shirt for their most loyal fans. I'm sure it will be a big seller.

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/wor ... 27192.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
If we did a Reebok one....Bruce would be all over it! :wink:

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:08 am

Athers wrote:Is this guy for real?

"Glen's arguably been the player of the season in the Premier League - never mind at Liverpool." Rodgers said, "He's been absolutely outstanding when you consider he's played a lot of the season at left-back.

"He is a world-class full-back. When you miss a player of that quality, that does weaken you as a team. I look at him and Daniel Alves as the two best right-backs in world football.
Has anyone ever seen Coyle and Rodgers in the same room? Could Rodgers be Coyle in disguise? :shock:

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Little Green Man » Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:27 am

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
malcd1 wrote:Liverpool a new shirt for their most loyal fans. I'm sure it will be a big seller.

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/wor ... 27192.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Wed Nov 07, 2012 7:39 pm

Celtic do "You'll Never Walk Alone" better.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by thebish » Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:02 pm

oops! lost to Anzhi Makhachkala

(I dread to think how a scouser would pronounce that!)

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