West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Post by Batman » Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:24 pm

The main gripe I have is the Meeja thing, and the c*nt players you produce - Rio Ferdinand, Cole, Defoe etc, all that is wrong with football.

Cheating, money-grabbing whining tossers who think that having money equals class, I hate them all.

I despise the Meeja created perception that you play lovely football all the time - when I have seen you over the last couple of years your real alehouse players like Dailly, Ferdinand (Anton), Collins and the like are not averse to playing long ball all the time - much like Carragher from 'Pool.

Therefore I find your demise hilarious, and my visits to KUMB just add icing to the cake as I see the majority of your knuckle-draggers embarass themselves and the whole of your club with their illiterate, semi-racist mumblings abour KANTS and FACKING LINESMEN etc etc etc.

I love it when we beat your lot, the last two games at the Bok when we stuck 4 in each time have been a seasonal highlight for me.

Though Fozzy you appear sensible, therefore I cannot understand why you affiliate yourself with the club of the FACKIN PEOPLE, oh and I hate TalkSport

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Post by fozzy » Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:51 pm

Whether you like or not - and avoiding all selling club jibes etc - we (or Tony Carr more precisely) have produced some good players over the years.

Ferdinand, albeit prone to lapses in concentrations, is a good player. As is Cole, who is slowly adding more to his game. Defoe is a c*nt, and we nicked him from Charlton. There are others who are doing well - Carrick, and more recently Noble.

As for the money grabbing tossers? Come on, how many players genuinely love their club? You think Anelka isn't a money grabbing c*nt? Along with Diouf? (Yes, I know he's your c*nt.) Unfortunately greed plays a leading role in our modern game.

The alehouse players you mention are all defenders, and not elegant ones at that. Collins is fufilling his potential though, while Anton seems to be heading in the opposite direction. But, as I said, we aim to play good football. It's part of our make up and explains why years ago the media dubbed us The Academy of Football. Last season I saw us play some terrific football at home (Villa, Fulham, Tottenham) and away (Fulham, Man U, FA Cup Final). This time round, there isn't a lot to shout about.

Getting onto racism...As I said before, we do have a hooligan element who of course will allign themselves with the Far Right, but this is a minority. As for illiteracy, f*ck me, it's a football forum! What do you expect? Have you ever checked out WHO?! Or any of the 'FootyMad' sites? Terrible.

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Post by Batman » Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:53 pm

I once clicked on a Rivals board, and had to have immediate treatment from a Doctor (not the Doctor).

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Post by Batman » Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:06 pm

Tevez was given a trophy for Whammer of the Year :lol:

He's only been on form for the last 3wks :lol:


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Post by warthog » Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:08 pm

Batman wrote:Tevez was given a trophy for Whammer of the Year :lol:

He's only been on form for the last 3wks :lol:


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Harsh. Tevez has only just started to produce the goods, but he's been trying his nuts off all season. I wish a few of our players had his attitude.

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Post by Batman » Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:11 pm

If only they gave all awards for effort - pathetic Spammers.

Though I wouldn't say no to him at the Bok....

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Post by Batman » Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:55 pm

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Post by Daxter » Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:04 pm

Did anyone see at the end of the West Ham -chelsea game. The camera oddly focused on these West ham scumbag chavs. One tried to look hard into the camera, while the other appeared to be trying to cover his face.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:19 pm

daxter15 wrote:Did anyone see at the end of the West Ham -chelsea game. The camera oddly focused on these West ham scumbag chavs. One tried to look hard into the camera, while the other appeared to be trying to cover his face.
Every club has an element of those....including us.
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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:36 pm

Batman wrote:Tevez was given a trophy for Whammer of the Year :lol:

He's only been on form for the last 3wks :lol:

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The original vote gave it to Dean Ashton ... 0 games : 0 goals.

The authorities altered it.
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Post by fozzy » Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:57 pm

Tevez has been superb all season.

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Post by cowdrill » Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:54 pm

I love West Ham :pray:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:11 pm

fozzy wrote:Tevez has been superb all season.
From the bits I've seen he's been absolutey superb. What happened with his mate though? He seems to be doing quite well at Liverpool. :conf:

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Post by Daxter » Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:14 pm

Yeah I'll never work out why West Ham refused to play possibly the best Defensive midfielder in the world?

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Post by fozzy » Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:01 pm

I suspect Mascherano's lack of playing came down to a variety of reasons. Contract clauses, inexperience of the Prem league, language barriers. Criminal waste of talent though - a real shame.

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Post by Daxter » Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:11 pm

Yeah but if all that were true he wouldn't be shining at Liverpool would he?

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Post by communistworkethic » Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:13 pm

why? They're all spanish! It'll be like being at home for him

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Post by fozzy » Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:24 pm

Yep - Rafa, Alonso and others will help him settle in.

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Post by CrazyHorse » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:40 am

cowdrill wrote:I love West Ham :pray:
You do know that they're too big a club to go down, don't you?
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Post by Athers » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:50 am

fozzy wrote:explains why years ago the media dubbed us The Academy of Football.
However the whole bench wearing special "The Original Academy" sweatshirts for a play off final (where you got beat by Crystal Palace after a goal from Neil Shipperly) is just not helping matters. :wink:
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