Liverpool laughing stocks?

[Zulus Thousand of em]

I've just spotted a rant posted by a Liverpool fan after their shafting at Hull this weekend. As rants go this one is a beauty.

Absolutely pathetic, insipid 'performance'.

And you know what? Some of us ****ing called it. Every single season without fail there's a game like this. You can smell the ****ing bastard in the air. You know it's coming. It only takes one or two injuries to make our squad and first team look utterly weak as piss and without a clue, and that's what we got this week. Look at that Hull side on paper and it'd be lucky to stay in the top half of the ****ing championship let alone the premier league, and we just had to go and make them look like world-beaters.

This is why it's so ****ing cringeworthy when you have to hear some people talk up our chances as soon as we get close to the top. We're just not that good. We're still a mile off from a title challenge, and yet some of you really can't help yourselves. It's like you've never seen us before or something. We do this ROUTINELY. It's not just a flash in the pan or a strange anomaly of a result which nobody could foresee. I ****ING FORESAW IT. It happens all the time. If it's not Hull, it's Reading. It's Barnsely. It's Wigan. It's Watford. It's some other piece of ****ing turd side who will be down in the bottom three come May. And it's 3 points others will get quite easily, routinely, while we come unstuck.

How can you start a ****ing game with Agger AND Sakho on the bench while Toure (a free transfer who hasn't played the last two games) and Skrtel (someone you were desperate to be rid of ALL LAST SEASON) instead, with the inexperience of Flanagan, a ****ing right back playing left back? Two left-sided CBs sit on the bench while you play a right-sided CB on the left side of defence. Really? ****ING REALLY?

And how can you watch Moses and Sterling constantly give the ball away for 45 minutes, bring them in at half-time, and then START THE SAME SIDE AGAIN for the second half? Are you ****ing high? Are you actually trying to lose a game of football? It didn't work. For 45 minutes, it didn't work. So, is it A) time to bin this and make changes in order to win the game, or B) play the exact same formation, players, and tactics for 20 minutes extra in some bizarre ****ing hope that it magically starts working? Jesus titty****ing Christ, how much of a ****ing c**t do you need to be to do that? What the living **** do you think is going to happen? Is your half-time team talk so breathtakingly inspiring that Victor ****ing Moses is suddenly transformed into ****ing Batigol? Are you that good? Is your voice like ****ing honey? JUST TAKE THE c**t OFF. START AGAIN. DO SOMETHING.

I'll be honest, I'm ****ing livid. Livid. Livid with spending £7m on a defender we never see, £14m on two players you don't use, and loaning in a player who's about as much use as a dildo ****ing sandwich, while I have to watch Kevin ****ing Strootman go for less money, to a side who aren't even in Europe, and boss the holy shitmunching **** out of Roma's midfield every pissing week. I have to watch that because apparently there isn't a single c**t on the scouting team who can find him playing for PSV, and would much rather our midfield was eaten alive by two Spurs rejects and a balloon's son. You ****ing spastics.

And breathe!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

That is one world class rant. Fantastic.

[bobo the clown]

Not happy then !!


Interesting, for a Scouse Red, he does have the capacity to realise their faults. Normally they just blame everyone else, lay some flowers near a lamp-post and start a campaign group.

[clapton is god]

He's certainly lost his his rose tints! Bang on too!

[Worthy4England]

[Annoyed Grunt]

That's a beauty.....spot on as well....

[bwfcdan94]

I've just spotted a rant posted by a Liverpool fan after their shafting at Hull this weekend. As rants go this one is a beauty.

Absolutely pathetic, insipid 'performance'.

And you know what? Some of us ****ing called it. Every single season without fail there's a game like this. You can smell the ****ing bastard in the air. You know it's coming. It only takes one or two injuries to make our squad and first team look utterly weak as piss and without a clue, and that's what we got this week. Look at that Hull side on paper and it'd be lucky to stay in the top half of the ****ing championship let alone the premier league, and we just had to go and make them look like world-beaters.

This is why it's so ****ing cringeworthy when you have to hear some people talk up our chances as soon as we get close to the top. We're just not that good. We're still a mile off from a title challenge, and yet some of you really can't help yourselves. It's like you've never seen us before or something. We do this ROUTINELY. It's not just a flash in the pan or a strange anomaly of a result which nobody could foresee. I ****ING FORESAW IT. It happens all the time. If it's not Hull, it's Reading. It's Barnsely. It's Wigan. It's Watford. It's some other piece of ****ing turd side who will be down in the bottom three come May. And it's 3 points others will get quite easily, routinely, while we come unstuck.

How can you start a ****ing game with Agger AND Sakho on the bench while Toure (a free transfer who hasn't played the last two games) and Skrtel (someone you were desperate to be rid of ALL LAST SEASON) instead, with the inexperience of Flanagan, a ****ing right back playing left back? Two left-sided CBs sit on the bench while you play a right-sided CB on the left side of defence. Really? ****ING REALLY?

And how can you watch Moses and Sterling constantly give the ball away for 45 minutes, bring them in at half-time, and then START THE SAME SIDE AGAIN for the second half? Are you ****ing high? Are you actually trying to lose a game of football? It didn't work. For 45 minutes, it didn't work. So, is it A) time to bin this and make changes in order to win the game, or B) play the exact same formation, players, and tactics for 20 minutes extra in some bizarre ****ing hope that it magically starts working? Jesus titty****ing Christ, how much of a ****ing c**t do you need to be to do that? What the living **** do you think is going to happen? Is your half-time team talk so breathtakingly inspiring that Victor ****ing Moses is suddenly transformed into ****ing Batigol? Are you that good? Is your voice like ****ing honey? JUST TAKE THE c**t OFF. START AGAIN. DO SOMETHING.

I'll be honest, I'm ****ing livid. Livid. Livid with spending £7m on a defender we never see, £14m on two players you don't use, and loaning in a player who's about as much use as a dildo ****ing sandwich, while I have to watch Kevin ****ing Strootman go for less money, to a side who aren't even in Europe, and boss the holy shitmunching **** out of Roma's midfield every pissing week. I have to watch that because apparently there isn't a single c**t on the scouting team who can find him playing for PSV, and would much rather our midfield was eaten alive by two Spurs rejects and a balloon's son. You ****ing spastics.

And breathe!

I read aloud the whole post in a scouse accent.

[Athers]

Well it's a change from calling all players by their first names and claiming most of their team are the best in their position in the league!

[Burnden Paddock]

I bet he and the rest of his family wore bench coats whilst he was typing it out.

[boltonboris]

I read aloud the whole post in a scouse accent.

I doubt that he's Scouse personally.

[Annoyed Grunt]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25463249" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Bit of a turn around.....

[Worthy4England]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25463249

Bit of a turn around.....

I believe I can achieve the ambitions of winning trophies and playing at the very highest level with Liverpool.

They must've got him pi$$ed at the Christmas do.

[bobo the clown]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25463249

Bit of a turn around.....

Good player, but the ethics of an alley cat. The man's a worm & that club deserves him.

One things for sure ... he WILL fck it up again sooner or later.

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

One things for sure ... he WILL fck it up again sooner or later.

[bwfcdan94]

I read aloud the whole post in a scouse accent.

I doubt that he's Scouse personally.

Where is my Malaysian translator!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Gnasher Suarez seems on top form. Do you think there was a don't bite anybody bonus...

[LeverEnd]

Apparently according to Brendan, being from Bolton makes you a closet Man City fan. He'll get in trouble for these comments. I didn't realise that Prem ref Lee Mason was the older brother of Andy, who used to play for us.

[bobo the clown]

Apparently according to Brendan, being from Bolton makes you a closet Man City fan. He'll get in trouble for these comments. I didn't realise that Prem ref Lee Mason was the older brother of Andy, who used to play for us.

Yep, because being from Greater Manchester makes you a Manc.

Oddly, Reebok to Etihad is 16 miles. Reebok to Anfield is 21.

Now, if he said "Almost everybody loathes Scousers" he'd have a point.




.... oh, & no, neither did I !!

[Annoyed Grunt]

Apparently according to Brendan, being from Bolton makes you a closet Man City fan. He'll get in trouble for these comments. I didn't realise that Prem ref Lee Mason was the older brother of Andy, who used to play for us.

He didn't specially mention Bolton though......

Link

[LeverEnd]

Apparently according to Brendan, being from Bolton makes you a closet Man City fan. He'll get in trouble for these comments. I didn't realise that Prem ref Lee Mason was the older brother of Andy, who used to play for us.

He didn't specially mention Bolton though......

Link

I know, he's just lumped us with Manchester, the bellend.