Liverpool laughing stocks?

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Burnden Paddock » Sun Aug 09, 2015 10:15 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Not big on full stops then?
That would have been an extra £1.50!! One's giro only stretches so far.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Beefheart » Tue Aug 11, 2015 11:21 am

I have to say, if there's one season I wouldn't mind this lot winning the league. It'd have to be the season after Gerrard left. :lol:

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Aug 11, 2015 4:35 pm

Beefheart wrote:I have to say, if there's one season I wouldn't mind this lot winning the league. It'd have to be the season after Gerrard left. :lol:
Talk of Gerard just reminded me about the bloke who used to do impressions of the Scouse players. Think he was a Liverpool shopkeeper, but he had Gerard and co off to a T. Funny.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Aug 11, 2015 4:54 pm

Beefheart wrote:I have to say, if there's one season I wouldn't mind this lot winning the league. It'd have to be the season after Gerrard left. :lol:
I understand the sentiment but no. Maybe you're too young but that set of w@nkers crowing isn't worth thinking about.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Il Pirate » Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:09 pm

Brendan out!! It's a travesty following on from Cilla. Get a new manager in now and spend some (more) cash.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:28 pm

They aren't happy at the Bindipper Arena

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/ind ... 322898.120" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Worthy4England » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:46 pm

bobo the clown wrote:They aren't happy at the Bindipper Arena

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/ind ... 322898.120" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
"I couldn't be more depressed if I was Welsh"....That's bad, that's very bad... :mrgreen:

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:49 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:They aren't happy at the Bindipper Arena

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/ind ... 322898.120" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
"I couldn't be more depressed if I was Welsh"....That's bad, that's very bad... :mrgreen:
I very nearly pointed that one out myself.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Il Pirate » Sun Sep 13, 2015 8:03 pm

If I'd not been binned off I would have stayed on as a coach.......................


#nobodygivesafuckstevie

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by bobo the clown » Sun Sep 13, 2015 8:09 pm

Il Pirate wrote:If I'd not been binned off I would have stayed on as a coach.......................

#nobodygivesafuckstevie
Yep. I read his long, self serving interview this morning.

I know he was jokingly called "Stevie Me" but fck.

The only reason Stuart Pearce didn't get the England job is coz he didn't make me captain in the one game he dud manage".
"Rafael (the Prick) wasn't the great manager people think he was ... he didn't treat me as the leader".

"I'd have liked to have worked for Jose .... it's a shame he didn't come & manage Liverpool"

http://dailym.ai/1Nw7cyy" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

etc. etc. etc.

What a prize dick he is.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by thebish » Sun Sep 13, 2015 8:59 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
What a prize dick he is.
^ is the right answer! :oyea:

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Il Pirate » Sun Sep 13, 2015 9:03 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Il Pirate wrote:If I'd not been binned off I would have stayed on as a coach.......................

#nobodygivesafuckstevie
Yep. I read his long, self serving interview this morning.

I know he was jokingly called "Stevie Me" but fck.

The only reason Stuart Pearce didn't get the England job is coz he didn't make me captain in the one game he dud manage".
"Rafael (the Prick) wasn't the great manager people think he was ... he didn't treat me as the leader".

"I'd have liked to have worked for Jose .... it's a shame he didn't come & manage Liverpool"

http://dailym.ai/1Nw7cyy" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Are you Stevie's mum?
Does he like lots of cash?
Ok, ok, not as much as you, but he does like cash yeah,?
I could make him a leader, but he's a prick.
What do you mean, that's not what Jose thinks!
Money grabbing bitch...................
If he didn't think he was such a clever cnut, he could've been a good captain.
No. I'm not paying him that much, If he wants it, he'll play for it.
Oh fck off. The best fans in the world will never let him leave, no matter what they offer him....................

etc. etc. etc.

What a prize dick he is.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by LeverEnd » Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:07 pm

Oh dear. Gerrard criticises Diouf for unprofessionalism, Diouf says Gerrard doesn't like black people and that Liverpool only accepts English black people. uses Balotelli as an example of this and ends up looking an even bigger dick than Gerrard.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Prufrock » Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:09 pm

Never the sharpest knife in the drawer, Dioufy.
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That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by LeverEnd » Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:29 pm

Prufrock wrote:Never the sharpest knife in the drawer, Dioufy.
I was pissed off when we signed him, thought he was an absolute tool, but he obviously did a good job.
I also took a bunch of kids up to the Reebok for a languages evening with the French, German and Spanish speaking players. Some of them looked pissed off to be there, Diouf was fantastic and an absolute credit to the club.
He's a tit though, no doubt about it.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by thebish » Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:39 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Never the sharpest knife in the drawer, Dioufy.
I was pissed off when we signed him, thought he was an absolute tool, but he obviously did a good job.
I also took a bunch of kids up to the Reebok for a languages evening with the French, German and Spanish speaking players. Some of them looked pissed off to be there, Diouf was fantastic and an absolute credit to the club.
He's a tit though, no doubt about it.

he speaks very highly of you! :D

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by boltonboris » Wed Sep 16, 2015 9:44 am

I absolutely love Diouf - Even more now, than I did!!
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Sep 16, 2015 10:43 am

Well he's not the complete shilling but Stevie Me can't expect to slag someone off & have a free run.

Oh, yes. In his case I guess he does expect that.

It explains (again) why he & Carragher stamped on and kicked him and stood over a prostrate Diouff after they flattened him when we played them.

Gits.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by thebish » Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:35 pm

Brenda Rodgers, today:
"There’s a hysteria around the club. However criticism comes, whether deserved or undeserved, you don’t like it. What has surprised me with it is we’ve lost fewer games than Manchester City, Chelsea and Arsenal in all competitions. We’ve only lost two.
what???? how very dare you!!! Hysteria??? Liverpool fans??? get away!!!

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

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