Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:01 pm

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Gooner Girl wrote:Just FYI lads, the correct answer is 'you look beautiful in whatever you wear, my darling'
Disagree. You just get moaned at for always saying that. Stay schstum
That's because you don't accompany it with a rendition of One Directions 'That's what makes you beautiful' complete with dance routine, you failure of a hubby, you. ;)

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:58 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Just FYI lads, the correct answer is 'you look beautiful in whatever you wear, my darling'
Disagree. You just get moaned at for always saying that. Stay schstum
That's because you don't accompany it with a rendition of One Directions 'That's what makes you beautiful' complete with dance routine, you failure of a hubby, you. ;)
So .... 7 I mentioned this on a thread a year or so ago .... my friend (the female in this tale) goes shopping for a posh frock ... drags her boyfriend round shop, after shop, after shop as she tries on literally dozens of dresses. Eventually she exits one changing room and asks the fateful question " ... does my bum look big in this ?"

His answer was " .... why wouldn't it ?"

Was that NOT the right answer ?
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Post by thebish » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:01 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Just FYI lads, the correct answer is 'you look beautiful in whatever you wear, my darling'
blimey - do you and Mr GG really call each other "darling" and "dear"? which century are you living in??? :wink:

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Post by thebish » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:02 pm

bobo the clown wrote:So .... 7 I mentioned this on a thread a year or so ago .... my friend (the female in this tale) goes shopping for a posh frock ... drags her boyfriend round shop, after shop, after shop as she tries on literally dozens of dresses. Eventually she exits one changing room and asks the fateful question " ... does my bum look big in this ?"

His answer was " .... why wouldn't it ?"
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Post by seanworth » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:03 pm

thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Just FYI lads, the correct answer is 'you look beautiful in whatever you wear, my darling'
blimey - do you and Mr GG really call each other "darling" and "dear"? which century are you living in??? :wink:
She still has hope that Arsenal have a chance to win some silverware, so I thought the answer to that was obvious.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:37 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Just FYI lads, the correct answer is 'you look beautiful in whatever you wear, my darling'
Ooh. So me remarking to the former Mrs Rioja that "If I have to name the five fattest people I know, you're three of them" didn't help my marriage then? Is that what you're saying? :?
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:14 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Just FYI lads, the correct answer is 'you look beautiful in whatever you wear, my darling'
Ooh. So me remarking to the former Mrs Rioja that "If I have to name the five fattest people I know, you're three of them" didn't help my marriage then? Is that what you're saying? :?
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:26 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Just FYI lads, the correct answer is 'you look beautiful in whatever you wear, my darling'
Ooh. So me remarking to the former Mrs Rioja that "If I have to name the five fattest people I know, you're three of them" didn't help my marriage then? Is that what you're saying? :?
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:41 pm

Not watching today. Got to work (for which I am quite relieved) if anyone feels like texting the score, please do (and be gentle about it if (when) we are losing....)

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:56 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Not watching today. Got to work (for which I am quite relieved) if anyone feels like texting the score, please do (and be gentle about it if (when) we are losing....)
You could have at least formed a guard of honour with the players for RVPs return to show your appreciation.
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Post by thebish » Sun Apr 28, 2013 3:38 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Not watching today. Got to work (for which I am quite relieved) if anyone feels like texting the score, please do (and be gentle about it if (when) we are losing....)
You could have at least formed a guard of honour with the players for RVPs return to show your appreciation.
I've mentioned that alreaxdy today elsewhere - and it didn't go down well... Wenger has called for his players and fans to respect RVP...

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:14 pm

thebish wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Not watching today. Got to work (for which I am quite relieved) if anyone feels like texting the score, please do (and be gentle about it if (when) we are losing....)
You could have at least formed a guard of honour with the players for RVPs return to show your appreciation.
I've mentioned that alreaxdy today elsewhere - and it didn't go down well... Wenger has called for his players and fans to respect RVP...
His reception was, at best, mixed.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:54 pm

thebish wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Not watching today. Got to work (for which I am quite relieved) if anyone feels like texting the score, please do (and be gentle about it if (when) we are losing....)
You could have at least formed a guard of honour with the players for RVPs return to show your appreciation.
I've mentioned that alreaxdy today elsewhere - and it didn't go down well... Wenger has called for his players and fans to respect RVP...
:arse: is what I think to that idea...

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:59 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Not watching today. Got to work (for which I am quite relieved) if anyone feels like texting the score, please do (and be gentle about it if (when) we are losing....)
You could have at least formed a guard of honour with the players for RVPs return to show your appreciation.
I've mentioned that alreaxdy today elsewhere - and it didn't go down well... Wenger has called for his players and fans to respect RVP...
:arse: is what I think to that idea...
^^ Your bum looks a bit big in that. ;)
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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue May 07, 2013 1:37 pm

Rumours are Cesc Farbregas could be heading back to Arsenal. Ok, so its the Daily Star gossip column but hmmm, interesting. Gather he has had a bit of a poor season at Barca but not taking much interest in Spanish football I don't really know...

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue May 07, 2013 1:40 pm

Gooner Girl wrote: Ok, so its the Daily Star gossip column but... I don't really know...
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue May 07, 2013 1:45 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Rumours are Cesc Farbregas could be heading back to Arsenal. Ok, so its the Daily Star gossip column but hmmm, interesting. Gather he has had a bit of a poor season at Barca but not taking much interest in Spanish football I don't really know...
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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue May 07, 2013 1:50 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Rumours are Cesc Farbregas could be heading back to Arsenal. Ok, so its the Daily Star gossip column but hmmm, interesting. Gather he has had a bit of a poor season at Barca but not taking much interest in Spanish football I don't really know...
Step backwards?
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Post by boltonboris » Tue May 07, 2013 3:05 pm

He left to win trophies and play for a good team. If he moves again, it'll be to a club with similar levels.

That club isn't Arsenal, obviously.
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Post by thebish » Tue May 07, 2013 3:14 pm

Germany - that's where the trophies are now!!! quick!!! :-)

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