Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever
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That's because you don't accompany it with a rendition of One Directions 'That's what makes you beautiful' complete with dance routine, you failure of a hubby, you.Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Disagree. You just get moaned at for always saying that. Stay schstumGooner Girl wrote:Just FYI lads, the correct answer is 'you look beautiful in whatever you wear, my darling'

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So .... 7 I mentioned this on a thread a year or so ago .... my friend (the female in this tale) goes shopping for a posh frock ... drags her boyfriend round shop, after shop, after shop as she tries on literally dozens of dresses. Eventually she exits one changing room and asks the fateful question " ... does my bum look big in this ?"Gooner Girl wrote:That's because you don't accompany it with a rendition of One Directions 'That's what makes you beautiful' complete with dance routine, you failure of a hubby, you.Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Disagree. You just get moaned at for always saying that. Stay schstumGooner Girl wrote:Just FYI lads, the correct answer is 'you look beautiful in whatever you wear, my darling'
His answer was " .... why wouldn't it ?"
Was that NOT the right answer ?
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blimey - do you and Mr GG really call each other "darling" and "dear"? which century are you living in???Gooner Girl wrote:Just FYI lads, the correct answer is 'you look beautiful in whatever you wear, my darling'

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bobo the clown wrote:So .... 7 I mentioned this on a thread a year or so ago .... my friend (the female in this tale) goes shopping for a posh frock ... drags her boyfriend round shop, after shop, after shop as she tries on literally dozens of dresses. Eventually she exits one changing room and asks the fateful question " ... does my bum look big in this ?"
His answer was " .... why wouldn't it ?"

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She still has hope that Arsenal have a chance to win some silverware, so I thought the answer to that was obvious.thebish wrote:blimey - do you and Mr GG really call each other "darling" and "dear"? which century are you living in???Gooner Girl wrote:Just FYI lads, the correct answer is 'you look beautiful in whatever you wear, my darling'
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Ooh. So me remarking to the former Mrs Rioja that "If I have to name the five fattest people I know, you're three of them" didn't help my marriage then? Is that what you're saying?Gooner Girl wrote:Just FYI lads, the correct answer is 'you look beautiful in whatever you wear, my darling'

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Is that TRUE?Bruce Rioja wrote:Ooh. So me remarking to the former Mrs Rioja that "If I have to name the five fattest people I know, you're three of them" didn't help my marriage then? Is that what you're saying?Gooner Girl wrote:Just FYI lads, the correct answer is 'you look beautiful in whatever you wear, my darling'

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*please be true, please be true*Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Is that TRUE?Bruce Rioja wrote:Ooh. So me remarking to the former Mrs Rioja that "If I have to name the five fattest people I know, you're three of them" didn't help my marriage then? Is that what you're saying?Gooner Girl wrote:Just FYI lads, the correct answer is 'you look beautiful in whatever you wear, my darling'
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Not watching today. Got to work (for which I am quite relieved) if anyone feels like texting the score, please do (and be gentle about it if (when) we are losing....)
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You could have at least formed a guard of honour with the players for RVPs return to show your appreciation.Gooner Girl wrote:Not watching today. Got to work (for which I am quite relieved) if anyone feels like texting the score, please do (and be gentle about it if (when) we are losing....)
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I've mentioned that alreaxdy today elsewhere - and it didn't go down well... Wenger has called for his players and fans to respect RVP...Harry Genshaw wrote:You could have at least formed a guard of honour with the players for RVPs return to show your appreciation.Gooner Girl wrote:Not watching today. Got to work (for which I am quite relieved) if anyone feels like texting the score, please do (and be gentle about it if (when) we are losing....)
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His reception was, at best, mixed.thebish wrote:I've mentioned that alreaxdy today elsewhere - and it didn't go down well... Wenger has called for his players and fans to respect RVP...Harry Genshaw wrote:You could have at least formed a guard of honour with the players for RVPs return to show your appreciation.Gooner Girl wrote:Not watching today. Got to work (for which I am quite relieved) if anyone feels like texting the score, please do (and be gentle about it if (when) we are losing....)
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thebish wrote:I've mentioned that alreaxdy today elsewhere - and it didn't go down well... Wenger has called for his players and fans to respect RVP...Harry Genshaw wrote:You could have at least formed a guard of honour with the players for RVPs return to show your appreciation.Gooner Girl wrote:Not watching today. Got to work (for which I am quite relieved) if anyone feels like texting the score, please do (and be gentle about it if (when) we are losing....)

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^^ Your bum looks a bit big in that.Gooner Girl wrote:thebish wrote:I've mentioned that alreaxdy today elsewhere - and it didn't go down well... Wenger has called for his players and fans to respect RVP...Harry Genshaw wrote:You could have at least formed a guard of honour with the players for RVPs return to show your appreciation.Gooner Girl wrote:Not watching today. Got to work (for which I am quite relieved) if anyone feels like texting the score, please do (and be gentle about it if (when) we are losing....)is what I think to that idea...

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Rumours are Cesc Farbregas could be heading back to Arsenal. Ok, so its the Daily Star gossip column but hmmm, interesting. Gather he has had a bit of a poor season at Barca but not taking much interest in Spanish football I don't really know...
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Gooner Girl wrote: Ok, so its the Daily Star gossip column but... I don't really know...

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Step backwards?Gooner Girl wrote:Rumours are Cesc Farbregas could be heading back to Arsenal. Ok, so its the Daily Star gossip column but hmmm, interesting. Gather he has had a bit of a poor season at Barca but not taking much interest in Spanish football I don't really know...
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Annoyed Grunt wrote:Step backwards?Gooner Girl wrote:Rumours are Cesc Farbregas could be heading back to Arsenal. Ok, so its the Daily Star gossip column but hmmm, interesting. Gather he has had a bit of a poor season at Barca but not taking much interest in Spanish football I don't really know...

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He left to win trophies and play for a good team. If he moves again, it'll be to a club with similar levels.
That club isn't Arsenal, obviously.
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Germany - that's where the trophies are now!!! quick!!! 

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