football's biggest c**ts

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:34 pm

minibus wrote:Stick Welsby on the "C" list as well.

Oh absolutely, fella. In fact, you can add the entire Granada sports broadcasting team from around that period including Rob's McCaffery and Palmer. Their Tranmere bias on the coverage of the play-off final was sickening. And you can stick (with the exceptions of Frankie Worthy and Jason McAteer) anybody that's ever been in the employ, in any capacity, of Tranmere Rovers on the "C" list as well.

Daxter · Post by **Daxter** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:00 pm

Carlton Palmer
Michael Dawson

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:28 pm

Sir Alex Ferguson anyone?

bobby5 · Post by **bobby5** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:03 pm

Michael Owen - Horse shagger and gypo.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:05 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Sir Alex Ferguson anyone?

No. Not for a single second, Hoss. In fact, I'm stunned that you can't see what a loss to the game this guy will be when he decides to call it a day. We need more from him and more of his sort. Whatever his views are he's passionate about them, everything scores on a personal level and it matters. Look at the way that that fat Spanish prick is trying to register his discontent with Liverpool's owners, he's a laughing stock. Take a look at Chelsea. When SSN said that they'd got an interview with Jose coming up after the break then I'd hang around to watch it. If they now say that they've got an interview with Avram Grant coming up after the break then I start pairing socks and watering the house plants, that sort of thing. Can you ever imagine any circumstances under which Fergie would duck out of answering with a frankly pathetic "I do not know, I did not see anyfing"? Fergie for Prime Minister for me. The guy's a fecking legend.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:14 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Sir Alex Ferguson anyone?
No. Not for a single second, Hoss. In fact, I'm stunned that you can't see what a loss to the game this guy will be when he decides to call it a day. We need more from him and more of his sort. Whatever his views are he's passionate about them, everything scores on a personal level and it matters. Look at the way that that fat Spanish prick is trying to register his discontent with Liverpool's owners, he's a laughing stock. Take a look at Chelsea. When SSN said that they'd got an interview with Jose coming up after the break then I'd hang around to watch it. If they now say that they've got an interview with Avram Grant coming up after the break then I start pairing socks and watering the house plants, that sort of thing. Can you ever imagine any circumstances under which Fergie would duck out of answering with a frankly pathetic "I do not know, I did not see anyfing"? Fergie for Prime Minister for me. The guy's a fecking legend.

I'm with Crazy on this one. He didn't get banned at our gaffe for being Mr nice-as-pie. He got banned coz he's an all round c*nt. How anyone could possibly defend assholes like Cantona and Ferdinand, both who should have been banned for life, beats me...

As an aside I would also like to offer Cristiano Ronaldo as a prime example of of the sorts of c*nt that play for ManUre......Cnuts the lot of em.

kagni · Post by **kagni** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:12 pm

Alan Shearer - A dirty cheating bastard as a player. And now showing the same traits as a pundit. Has slagged off the last few Newcastle managers and now when he gets a chance to be involved he bottles it. I'm just sick of his weekly Newcastle update on MOTD.

Roy Keane - the f*ckin traitor. Can't say a bad word against him in Ireland for fear of being lynched. The most popular internet message board in the country will ban you immediately if you slag him. Looking forward to the day the Geordies sack him.

bobby5 · Post by **bobby5** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:51 pm

kagni wrote:Alan Shearer - A dirty cheating bastard as a player. And now showing the same traits as a pundit. Has slagged off the last few Newcastle managers and now when he gets a chance to be involved he bottles it. I'm just sick of his weekly Newcastle update on MOTD.

Roy Keane - the f*ckin traitor. Can't say a bad word against him in Ireland for fear of being lynched. The most popular internet message board in the country will ban you immediately if you slag him. Looking forward to the day the Geordies sack him.

Good call.

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:59 am

Oswaldo Sanchez.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ybZTZCLIzt4

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:16 am

H. Pedersen wrote:Oswaldo Sanchez.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ybZTZCLIzt4

Talking of Keepers, I'm surprised we got this far through the thread without Jens Lehmann getting a mention. c*nt of the highest Cuntiness

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:09 am

Freddie Ljungberg is up there for me too (sorry Gerts!)

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:46 am

CrazyHorse wrote:Freddie Ljungberg is up there for me too (sorry Gerts!)

yeah the fecking underwear model. what a bloody crybaby

chris · Post by **chris** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:14 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Sir Alex Ferguson anyone?
No. Not for a single second, Hoss. In fact, I'm stunned that you can't see what a loss to the game this guy will be when he decides to call it a day. We need more from him and more of his sort. Whatever his views are he's passionate about them, everything scores on a personal level and it matters. Look at the way that that fat Spanish prick is trying to register his discontent with Liverpool's owners, he's a laughing stock. Take a look at Chelsea. When SSN said that they'd got an interview with Jose coming up after the break then I'd hang around to watch it. If they now say that they've got an interview with Avram Grant coming up after the break then I start pairing socks and watering the house plants, that sort of thing. Can you ever imagine any circumstances under which Fergie would duck out of answering with a frankly pathetic "I do not know, I did not see anyfing"? Fergie for Prime Minister for me. The guy's a fecking legend.

I agree with you there - Wenger is much worse

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:33 am

I can't rule out ANY soccer pundit. there are some guys that i respected when they were players. not all of them were magnificent, but i quite liked or respected. give them a seat on the telly and they turn into utter cocks.

le tissier you could always like because he never got too big for his boots and always stayed loyal to his darling saints even though it meant he never won owt of significance. how he's a right gobby nice person on SSN with frankly nothing in his locker to make me listen to owt he says.

lee dixon, mark bright and gavin peacock were perfectly acceptable middle of the road players, football's equivalent of the feeling you might say. turned out, were unspectacular etc. dixon puts across his opinions in the manner any of us would if we had never had to make a difficult decision in our lives. "how can they treat the FA cup with such disrespect" he asks. well how about the fact that if we lose we can turn out next year, but if we get relegated we miss out on a big stash of cash. that clear enough lee? and mark bright must have been astonishing footballer, he criticises the simplest decision, error and judgement by players with that constant "i can't believe he's done that" voice tone.

worst of all for some reason is steve claridge. he's extremely opinionated, it drives me wild. this guy makes nicolas anelka look like a one-club legend. the guy had 26 different spells at various clubs, that's how unwanted he was. his reward for scoring the winning goal in the league cup final for leicester was to be shipped out next season. he just grinds me.

and as for david holdsworth. well what a total donut

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:36 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Holdsworth

David Gary Holdsworth (born 8 November 1968 in Walthamstow, London) is an English former professional footballer. He played as a centre half for Watford, Sheffield United, Birmingham City, Walsall, Bolton Wanderers, Scarborough and Gretna, and was capped once for England at Under-21 level.

After retiring from playing he became reserve team manager at Gretna, where he was appointed director of youth development in May 2006,[1] but was sacked in a cost-cutting exercise a few months later.[2]

He is the twin brother of former footballer Dean Holdsworth.

David is now a respected pundit for BBC Sheffield. He is famous for the use of the phrase "donut" and "get on the weights, son". He courted controversy in Jan 2008 when making several derogratry comments about Bolton players and fans including "That was a vicious cross from Cid" chuckling as if he'd invented the joke.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:49 am

"That was a vicious cross from Cid"

This is funny?

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:52 am

Worthy4England wrote:"That was a vicious cross from Cid"

This is funny?

not as funny as him suggest diouf gets on the weights

Tombwfc · Post by **Tombwfc** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:18 pm

Amazing we've got to two pages without mention for Gerrard. Complete tosser.

Probably add Carragher to that aswell.

Manager: Martin O'Neil

--------------------------------Jens Lehmann---------------
-Rufus Brevett--Jamie Carragher-------Andy Todd---Lee Dixon-
-Emanuel Eboue---Dennis Wise----Stevie Gerrard--- Carlton Palmer
--------------------Craig Bellamy----Matt Le Tissier------------------

Subs:
Ashely Cole
Joe Cole
Andy Cole
Carlton Cole
Paul Merson

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:29 pm

Can't believe Robbie Savage didn't make your 'dream team' there Tom.

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:45 pm

Tombwfc wrote:Amazing we've got to two pages without mention for Gerrard. Complete tosser.

Excellent call. Worst diver in the league, possibly the world, and has the balls to claim he's trying to stop his team mates from doing it.

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