West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

There ARE other teams(we'd have no-one to play otherwise) and here's where all-comers can discuss the wider world of football......

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Post by cowdrill » Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:08 pm

^ no! its way better than that!
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Post by enfieldwhite » Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:24 pm

Anyone else noticed they're an hour behind GMT? Maybe if they go back on the pitch now they'll be able to score a few. After all, it'll be an empty net. :D
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Post by norm the jedi » Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:29 pm

Are they not at GMT
whilst the rest of us are on BST...?

:wink:
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Post by enfieldwhite » Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:35 pm

norm the jedi wrote:Are they not at GMT
whilst the rest of us are on BST...?

:wink:
:conf:

:oops:

I'm ashamed to say I don't know. I do know, however that

a) they've just been dicked and
b) they're an hour behind everyone else.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:35 pm

I love it, though I suppose seeing as they're going to win the World Cup the Carling Cup is a mere distraction right?
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Post by Henrik's fan club » Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:35 pm

hahaha Wet Spam...lost.....to Chesterfield.....hahahahaha oh lord that's funny :lol:
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Post by enfieldwhite » Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:43 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
norm the jedi wrote:Are they not at GMT
whilst the rest of us are on BST...?

:wink:
:conf:

:oops:

I'm ashamed to say I don't know. I do know, however that

a) they've just been dicked and
b) they're an hour behind everyone else.
Now having checked the foot of the page I am happy to say that I am in full agreement with the smartarse that manifests itself as Norm the Jedi. :wink:
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Post by norm the jedi » Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:47 pm

:shock:

check back on Sunday morning.. if they take another hour off..........

Hate to be a pedant as a rule.. but Commies not around...
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:49 pm

norm the jedi wrote:Are they not at GMT
whilst the rest of us are on BST...?

:wink:
Speak for yourself, Obiwan - I'm on EDT :wink:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:09 pm

"Some of that lot earn more in a week than most of us in 1/2 a year".

feck me!! There's clearly a fortune to be made by crawling up chimneys, collecting rag and bone and by mithering people at the traffic lights!! :shock: Well I never!!
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Post by Daxter » Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:31 pm

I do.

I believed he was a bad manager all along, and am bloody sure of it now
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Post by warthog » Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:35 pm

Should we be rejoicing at the misfortunes of others?























Yes!!!

I like this bit from KUMB
So disappointing - No desire apparent from any of the players and what's with all the long balls?
You've only just noticed?

Poor Wet Sham. At least they can concentrate on being relegated now.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:58 pm

Loved: "Anyone know where I can get a tattoo removed" Brilliant. :mrgreen:
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:07 am

TANGODANCER wrote:Loved: "Anyone know where I can get a tattoo removed" Brilliant. :mrgreen:
Drew a pretty nasty response to his bit of humour though. KUMB is a great place to be right now! For us!

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Post by 50sQuiff » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:43 am

West Ham fans blame their black players for Alan Pardew losing the dressing room:

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=72220

This stuff is beyond parody.
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Post by Athers » Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:35 am

Severe delays on the District Line this morning due to a massive points failure at Upton Park.
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Post by Trott » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:52 am

Severe delays on the District Line this morning due to a massive points failure at Upton Park.
Oh my, I think that is an absolute cracker - well done Athers!
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Post by officer_dibble » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:53 am

Athers wrote:Severe delays on the District Line this morning due to a massive points failure at Upton Park.
B-boom

This is hilarious....why cant we be playing them untill December???? I want them now mummy!
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Post by ratbert » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:13 am

Laugh now, but you can guarantee they'll end their losing streak against us!

Still, make hay whilst the sun shines and all that...
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Post by officer_dibble » Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:00 pm

See non other than Roy 'McFarland Out' masterminded that result. He'sbeen there a fair while now? Anyway detracting from the topic....

West Ham's going down!!!
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