West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

There ARE other teams(we'd have no-one to play otherwise) and here's where all-comers can discuss the wider world of football......

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Post by boltonboris » Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:57 am

Please can somebody remind me of how West Ham lined up against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge lees than a month ago
"I've got the ball now. It's a bit worn, but I've got it"

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Post by Tombwfc » Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:11 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:The top 4 constantly play weakened teams in the league. You don't notice because their bench means they can start with the likes of Park Ji Sung, Ballack, Deco, Eduardo etc so the first teams are still strong.

It will be a ridiculously big can of worms to open to start to fine people for fielding weakened sides in the league. I don't think the FA and UEFA will allow it because it will devalue the cup competitions even more.

I don't think Fulham should face any sanctions for their decision, I think if you did you'd have to wheel it out every other weekend and I think it would damage the middle of the road clubs a lot more than the top 3 because their "weakened" teams are much more obvious
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Post by jimbo » Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:29 pm

Losing again. Their new best friends Fulham helping us out as well by beating Wiggin.

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:27 pm

Just seen them get mullered by Victimpool. God, West Ham are utter shite at the moment. I don't think they strung three passes together all night.

Their fans were good though.

nice people. :D
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Post by Tombwfc » Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:55 pm

I can't be the only one who wants Hull to win on Wednesday can I?

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Post by Juewanderer » Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:04 pm

I shouldn't laugh but some of the posts on Kumb forum have me in stitches.

I'm so glad we don't have Zola as our manager, he's absolutely terrible.



Here's a few quotes from the afore-mentioned site:
Cant wait for Zolas after match comments, i wonder what he will say this time.
the gurning italian midget will grin inanely and tell us how we were beaten by a much better Liverpool side and how we will re-double our efforts for the Wigan game on Sat - little c*** can't even fly to Sardinia this time!!!!!


UTTER charlie ANAL feck* USELESS SPINELESS UTTER SHITWANK COCK TUGGING JOKER CUNTFLAP BROWN HATTERS!




worst team in years, none of them can play football, minimum effort this evening, i don't see anyone open their mouths and try and galvanise.
Zola completely naive, behrami left f***ing wing, WTF!!! He took our only bit of pace off and setup a system with a front 3 tallying an age of 100!! My great Aunty could have swept up and she has a zimma...
Daprela on at 80 minutes, i nearly ripped the TV off the wall, does Zola have glucoma?? Maybe a trip to moorfields on the way home might be advisable.
I've given up on this dross they deserve to go down, i'd rather have michael jackson and his doctor as our managers. a small bit of me felt a little sorry for Zola but he setup a team tonight that would struggle in league 2.
Gianfranco Zola looks like a chimpanzee
Gianfranco Zola f*** of to Italy
Gianfranco Zola, you aint West Ham no more.
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Post by jmjhb » Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:04 pm

Were they as bad as we were in the first half v Stoke?

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Post by DJBlu » Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:47 pm

jmjhb wrote:Were they as bad as we were in the first half v Stoke?
Worse and for all 90 minutes.

Ngog scored so that says it all.

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:57 am

I went, piss poor game and piss poor ground and piss poor atmosphere. Maybe it's the 4000 Norweigens that didn't make it that normally make all the noise

A goal from Ngog, the Greek and Yossi's stomach says it all really.

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Post by H. Pedersen » Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:04 am

If Hull stay up at the expense of West Ham I MIGHT forgive Megson for handing them 4 points.

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Post by CAPSLOCK » Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:21 pm

H. Pedersen wrote:If Hull stay up at the expense of West Ham I MIGHT forgive Megson for handing them 4 points.
And what if you don't forgive him

It's not like BWFC will miss you
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Post by boltonboris » Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:23 pm

H. Pedersen wrote:If Hull stay up at the expense of West Ham I MIGHT forgive Megson for handing them 4 points.
I'll mow his lawn for a week, so he can go on his holidays and leave his garden for the first time since January
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:51 pm

Fingers crossed for a Hull win tonight eh

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Post by boltonboris » Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:01 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Fingers crossed for a Hull win tonight eh
It'll be great, as long as we follow it up with a win V Pompey....

It could actually galvanise us
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Post by H. Pedersen » Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:26 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:
H. Pedersen wrote:If Hull stay up at the expense of West Ham I MIGHT forgive Megson for handing them 4 points.
And what if you don't forgive him

It's not like BWFC will miss you
If the club didn't care about how many people hated Megson, he'd still have a job.

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Post by Raven » Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:33 pm

Peter Reid now linked :lmfao:
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Post by CAPSLOCK » Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:00 pm

H. Pedersen wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:
H. Pedersen wrote:If Hull stay up at the expense of West Ham I MIGHT forgive Megson for handing them 4 points.
And what if you don't forgive him

It's not like BWFC will miss you
If the club didn't care about how many people hated Megson, he'd still have a job.
I said you

Not actual supporters
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Post by H. Pedersen » Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:51 am

:roll:

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Post by thebish » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:52 am

phew - West Ham stay up...

I wondered where those six points would come from next season if they went down..... 8)

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:20 pm

thebish wrote:phew - West Ham stay up...

I wondered where those six points would come from next season if they went down..... 8)
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