West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[Gravedigger]

Newcastle could only score 5. If they'd scored 6 I reckon Grant would be gone by now.

[Lord Kangana]

Lets look on the bright side. Giving a point to Wigan has put West Ham bottom. Silver linings R us.

[jaffka]

not looked at krumb but can imagine its desperate stuff on there now

[seanworth]

Wouldn't be surprised if Avram gets a phone call this morning for a meeting.

[BwfcDan]

Wayne Bridge looks set to be joining them on loan.. Decent player.. Obviously trying to resurect his career at one off the smaller clubs...

[boltonboris]

They're paying 100% of his wages to ensure City release him on loan..

He's earning £70,000 per week!

Wayne Bridge. £70,000 per week!!

This is from the pair, that tried to bully all non playing staff to take a pay cut!!

[bobo the clown]

They're paying 100% of his wages to ensure City release him on loan..

He's earning £70,000 per week!

Wayne Bridge. £70,000 per week!!

This is from the pair, that tried to bully all non playing staff to take a pay cut!!

... and, indeed playing staff.

It was reported that the David Twins found that the 'Car Parks Manager' at Upton Park was earning £70k plus car (a year) when they arrived.

On another point, yes .... Citeh have players not gettinga look in earning £70k (a week) .... & in Adebayor's case it's said to be £140k, SWP on £90k, Roque SC £90k ....

these then become immovable. They aren't going to get that at many places and will resist moving and even clubs looking at loaning them are going to struggle to pay those rates.

The David's fear is that they will lose value if they are relegated & so are willing to risk it all to avoid that.

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

Watching them in the second half v Birmingham tonight. Hmmm, aerial missiles into the Birmingham box, sitting back on a 1-1, kicking the shit out of Craig Gardner and Obinna giving Jussi's bitchslap on Roger Johnson a run for it's money in "stupidest red card of the season". And they'd rather get relegated than employ Big Sam? Knobheads.

EDIT: As if by magic, they're gifted a goal by Ben Foster. No doubt they'll wank themselves into oblivion by a pass along the floor as a wonderful sign of what West Ham are about and that's all about "playing football the right way". As if the 25 minutes previous never happened.

[Gaz Tomorrow]

Watching them in the second half v Birmingham tonight. Hmmm, aerial missiles into the Birmingham box, sitting back on a 1-1, kicking the shit out of Craig Gardner and Obinna giving Jussi's bitchslap on Roger Johnson a run for it's money in "stupidest red card of the season". And they'd rather get relegated than employ Big Sam? Knobheads.

EDIT: As if by magic, they're gifted a goal by Ben Foster. No doubt they'll wank themselves into oblivion by a pass along the floor as a wonderful sign of what West Ham are about and that's all about "playing football the right way". As if the 25 minutes previous never happened.

Still managed to win with 10 men

[William the White]

Just to remind everyone - West Ham are, much more often than not, a safe 6 points...

Stay up, please...

Delusion isn't always bad...

And in any case - is it actually possible to have a meaningful preference between Birmingham City and West Ham United? Two repellents, both odious.

[BwfcDan]

They'll get hammered in the second leg... See what i did there

[spikeykev]

They'll get hammered in the second leg... See what i did there

Not with O'neill in charge :/ Breaking news on Sky Sports is that he's taking over

[seanworth]

Hmmmm. O'Neil does like money to spend.

[Worthy4England]

I'd actually be delighted if Wet Spam won this evening against Arsenal. Preferably with a couple of goals from long balls and maybe with the odd

Just to make them look like a bag o bastards.

Oh.

And it would support my increasing dislike of Arsenal, who's typically knob-headed fans have somehow convinced themselves that there's some "higher purpose" to the sport of Football, than getting more goals than the opposition

[bobo the clown]

Hmmmm. O'Neil does like money to spend.

... & will hate the sort of interference from the board in which the David twins & Mrs Peschisolido like to partake.

This could be fun.

The KUMB's will be delighted to get him & not Mr Allardyce.

[thebish]

all looks a bit shoddy to me...

[jmjhb]

Wayne Bridge with one of the worst debuts ever!

[Gary the Enfield]

Wayne Bridge with one of the worst debuts ever!

....and £90k a week.

[bobo the clown]

Wayne Bridge with one of the worst debuts ever!

....and £90k a week.

... affordable though,l if you add up the annul wages of the admin, support & 'ordinary' staff they sacked 6m ago. ... well, nearly ..... OK, not quite.

[seanworth]

Wayne Bridge with one of the worst debuts ever!

....and £90k a week.

... affordable though,l if you add up the annul wages of the admin, support & 'ordinary' staff they sacked 6m ago. ... well, nearly ..... OK, not quite.

I thought he was only on a measly 70k per week.