West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by TKIZ! » Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:50 pm

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011 ... relegation" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Facing oblivion you say, that's 6 points down the pan
Pfffft.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by clapton is god » Sat Apr 30, 2011 2:10 pm

:laugh: "It is about taking West Ham United to the next level,"

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by TKIZ! » Sat Apr 30, 2011 2:11 pm

What? Of the Championship?
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by jmjhb » Sun May 01, 2011 4:44 pm

They look desperately poor against City today.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by jmjhb » Sun May 01, 2011 4:45 pm

...as soon as I say that, they score.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by 2399 » Sun May 01, 2011 5:44 pm

guardian.co.uk wrote: will become tenants of the Olympic Stadium at Stratford for the start of the 2014-15 season, legal challenges allowing. Balancing the books will be far trickier in the proposed 60,000-seat stadium without the £45m a-year TV money from the Premier League, despite what the club and the Olympic Park Legacy Company may claim. Without Chelsea, Manchester United, Liverpool, Manchester City, Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal as visitors, it seems unlikely that in the Championship they could lift this season's average attendance of 33,000 to 60,000.
Dogs, they'd be nearly worse as Arsenal if they move.
I heard Tottenham want to go there as well, what ****s;.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Gaz Tomorrow » Tue May 10, 2011 8:06 pm

2399 wrote:
guardian.co.uk wrote: will become tenants of the Olympic Stadium at Stratford for the start of the 2014-15 season, legal challenges allowing. Balancing the books will be far trickier in the proposed 60,000-seat stadium without the £45m a-year TV money from the Premier League, despite what the club and the Olympic Park Legacy Company may claim. Without Chelsea, Manchester United, Liverpool, Manchester City, Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal as visitors, it seems unlikely that in the Championship they could lift this season's average attendance of 33,000 to 60,000.
Dogs, they'd be nearly worse as Arsenal if they move.
I heard Tottenham want to go there as well, what ****s;.
It's alright mate, they'll never fill it on their own and definitely not when they're at the bottom of the Championship :wink:

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Gravedigger » Wed May 11, 2011 1:44 am

They move to the Olympic Stadium for favourable rates thus allowing them to flog off Upton Park to the developers for a fortune and G and S will trouser a goodly bit, leaving Karen Brady to take the flack. Totteringham have launched their legal challenge which may tie things up for a while, then Leyton Orient will step up for a go followed by Leyton FC. Be good to see 'Arry explaining that lot away.
There's a thread on KUMB about the possibility of BSA going there and it seems more people would prefer championship football to Sam's style. You'd think the Spammers were top of the Prem, they play such wonderful, entertaining football. They'll end up where they belong. 8)
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Raven » Wed May 11, 2011 12:09 pm

Thought BSA was waiting for a big job :)
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sat May 14, 2011 7:58 am

Did you think it couldn't possibly get any better? It could. :laugh:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sp ... -mess.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by bobo the clown » Sat May 14, 2011 9:04 am

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Did you think it couldn't possibly get any better? It could. :laugh:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sp ... -mess.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Sat May 14, 2011 9:05 am

bobo the clown wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Did you think it couldn't possibly get any better? It could. :laugh:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sp ... -mess.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Sshe's put two "R's" in Karen. Who's going to tell her ??

not me Bobbo...

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by seanworth » Sat May 14, 2011 2:51 pm

Well West Ham pretty much need a miracle now. Could be officially all over tomorrow. Good job Avram my hats off to you.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Gravedigger » Sat May 14, 2011 3:07 pm

After a season of baiting them from an undercover position it gives me great pleasure to wrap it up in anticipation of what is inevitabley the inevitable. Makes today's loss somehow bearable.
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Postby Gravedigger on Sat May 14, 2011 1:57 pm
Two games left and not just two wins, got to be by a total of 5 clear goals and hope that Brum lose by a similar margin, though their losing any one game by a very unlikely 6 clear goals could ensure another prem season for the Hammers. Now where is that straw that needs clutching at? Anyway, trips to Barnsley, Hull and Pompey will allow a different geographical viewpoint on other English towns. This goes to show that with a group of eleven prima donnas unable to gel as a team will always fail. Geoff Hurst slated the team midweek when he should have been slating them long ago, Brooking obvious by his silence , the FA, Olympic Commitee, West Ham board all crapping themselves as an empty Olympic Stadium can only signal bankruptcy and the end of WHU. Meanwhile those denizens of the porn-stage will now asset-strip the club and flog it off to some dodgy Icelander so same result.

Predictions for the last two games. Wigan win 3-1
Sunderland 0-0 or 1-1 draw.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by CAPSLOCK » Sat May 14, 2011 8:58 pm

Tell ya what, her plastic surgeon deserves every penny she's bunged him
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Sat May 14, 2011 11:41 pm

I just assumed the guy who did the work was the work experience

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Wandering Willy » Sat May 14, 2011 11:56 pm

seanworth wrote:Well West Ham pretty much need a miracle now. Could be officially all over tomorrow. Good job Avram my hats off to you.
Aye - Birmingham getting one point will do it.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Sat May 14, 2011 11:57 pm

I desperately don't want them to. We NEED the points.

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Post by Wandering Willy » Sun May 15, 2011 12:28 am

Lofthouse Lower wrote:I desperately don't want them to. We NEED the points.
Don't worry - we'll take 6 off one of the promoted teams. Just like we did this year off West Brom, Newcastle and Blackpool. :wink:
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Sun May 15, 2011 12:29 am

we're f ucked

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