West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Little Green Man » Tue May 31, 2011 10:15 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote: Also - 2 year deal, talk about cut and run.
In other words a one year deal to get them straight back up plus a year's pay-off if/when he doesn't.

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Post by Prufrock » Tue May 31, 2011 10:15 pm

Haha brilliant. I reckon Keveh is actually TWSpy, and bishy provides elaborate cover.
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Post by jaffka » Tue May 31, 2011 10:18 pm

keveh wrote:
GoBoltonGo wrote:All im saying is, lets concentrate on ourselves more than anyone else. This is just embarrassing. If we put this much effort into actively supporting the team we could be champions league contenders.
Why is your email address denz08whufc@......? :conf:
another 'ammers fail

sh*te football team and sh*te WUM's

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Post by bobo the clown » Tue May 31, 2011 10:33 pm

jaffka wrote:
keveh wrote:
GoBoltonGo wrote:All im saying is, lets concentrate on ourselves more than anyone else. This is just embarrassing. If we put this much effort into actively supporting the team we could be champions league contenders.
Why is your email address denz08whufc@......? :conf:
another 'ammers fail

sh*te football team and sh*te WUM's
denz08whufc@ = wanderers here your fabulous club !!

Jeez, give hima chance.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue May 31, 2011 11:00 pm

jaffka wrote:
keveh wrote:
GoBoltonGo wrote:All im saying is, lets concentrate on ourselves more than anyone else. This is just embarrassing. If we put this much effort into actively supporting the team we could be champions league contenders.
Why is your email address denz08whufc@......? :conf:
another 'ammers fail

sh*te football team and sh*te WUM's
Too true. It shouldn't prove beyond the intelligence level of even an intellectually challenged Cockney to create a new email address to start the wind up. Something like [email protected]. Oh well, I forgive Crazy Horse's quick trigger finger.
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Post by Worthy4England » Tue May 31, 2011 11:04 pm

In Crazy we trust...

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue May 31, 2011 11:05 pm

Worthy4England wrote:In Crazy we trust...
Don't jump overboard. In Crazy we have a modest degree of confidence... :wink:
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:17 am

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Back on thread, I seem to remember in the Dirtburn thread having a debate about where Sam should go next and the consensus was (I think it was on this board, or it was in the pub, either way...) that he should move to a Championship club, one with Premiership ambitions and the capability of winning silverware.

Well, he's found his level then!

Should he take the Hammers back up, organise that ragamuffin bunch into something resembling a pub team, slash the wage bill and avoid shagging Brady - he may get his Roy of the Rovers ticket to manage England after allAlso - 2 year deal, talk about cut and run.
There is more chance of Blatter being asked to be the next England manager. Way more chance!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:50 am

And it's official - the pub standard bastards! :D

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13583587.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:50 am

I notice on Kumb that they are all now abandoning their footballing principles and welcoming Sam with open arms.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:30 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:I notice on Kumb that they are all now abandoning their footballing principles and welcoming Sam with open arms.

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I wonder if they'll prove as two-faced should BSA move for SKD? :D
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Post by BwfcDan » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:36 am

He'll do well for them. I'm actually disappointed with Big Sam, I mean you have to sink low to go manage the Spammers..
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Post by keveh » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:38 am

If I were a West Ham supporter I'd over the moon with his appointment!
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Post by ratbert » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:17 am

Agent Allardyce will only be a success once he's taken them into League One.

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Post by Il Pirate » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:32 am

:oops: With BSA at the helm & the porn baron's cash behind them, I'm off down to the bookies. Nailed on for promotion.



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Post by Bolton_R_Da_Best » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:33 am

:lol: :lol:

Small club. I'm suprised they even got Big Sam there. I hope he does well though and gets the England job next year.

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Post by ratbert » Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:07 pm

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog ... -allardyce" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Great article, with some hilarious comments beneath.

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Post by thebish » Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:00 pm

I have very clear memories of most of KUMB declaring that they would sop going if the club EVER had a manager like allardyce... well you can't get much more like Allardyce than Allardyce himself....

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Post by Wandering Willy » Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:02 pm

First day in the job and rumours of a takeover.

Sam doesn't do well with ownership changes.
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Post by Prufrock » Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:48 pm

The BBC phoned in rather than wrote:Allardyce's reputation for using long-ball tactics has led some to question how he will fit in at West Ham, a club with a tradition of playing neat, attractive football.
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