West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[bobo the clown]

I have very clear memories of most of KUMB declaring that they would sop going if the club EVER had a manager like allardyce... well you can't get much more like Allardyce than Allardyce himself....

You wouldn't think that if you saw the various spellings of his name !!


Reading KUMB last evening & it's clear that if he doesn't hit the ground running they are going to be on his case very quickly !

[Harry Genshaw]

Reading KUMB last evening & it's clear that if he doesn't hit the ground running they are going to be on his case very quickly !

Spot on. Someone like Di Canio could have them in the bottom 3 at Xmas and Spammers would say he was slowly turning it around. With BSA though, if they're not top after the first fortnight they'll be digging their bedsheets out in the East end.

Interesting point someone made about his purchases at Newcastle - he cant afford to get as many wrong in this job

[Lofthouse Lower]

Bet he's pissed off he didn't hang on for the Villa job

[hisroyalgingerness]

There's time yet, and then the humiliation will be complete

[Lord Kangana]

Don't worry folks.

Its like the Emperors new clothes down there.

If they start winning games and are top of the Championship after a few games, Allardyce will be "Playing the West Ham Way". Because everyone will be saying they are. So they must be. All clubs are equal, but some clubs etc.

I don't know why other clubs didn't also think of this trick tbh. Its so fookin simple.

[TANGODANCER]

Got to love the KUMBers for delusion.

" But I would be happier if we fail playing something like 'good football' rather than succeed under Allardyce".
Soon change their minds if they win a few games. They'll be searching family trees to make Sarm a cokernee.

[Lord Kangana]

Stick it in your familee album!

Wahay.

Anyway, I'll put this internet tenner on Martin Samuel writing a eulogy to the West Ham way and how Allardyce has finally evolved to be worthy of it. Because they're bigerer and betterer than anyone else he's managed before. And love the Queen Mum more. Bleeding obviously you mugs.

[LiOC]

They'll be loving this... Diouf to wet spam:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... Diouf.html

[Montreal Wanderer]

They'll be loving this... Diouf to wet spam:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... Diouf.html

No question Big Sam got the best out of EHD why not? He has talent, if limited social skills.

[Zulus Thousand of em]

I would love to see the reaction if he signs Diouf. Please make it happen.

[seanworth]

They'll be loving this... Diouf to wet spam:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... Diouf.html

No question Big Sam got the best out of EHD why not? He has talent, if limited social skills.

Sounds like a perfect match for West Ham fans

[Lord Kangana]

Bobby Moore's rightful heir leaves West Ham...

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=132282" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Ungrateful bastsards. He was England's centre half and played for West Ham. He must have been good.

[TANGODANCER]

Thay won't know what hit em.

[thebish]

Bobby Moore's rightful heir leaves West Ham...

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=132282" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Ungrateful bastsards. He was England's centre half and played for West Ham. He must have been good.

someone on there asks if he has gone to liverpool????? really?????? if so - thread mergeage!!!!!

[Lord Kangana]

We can forgive them for thinking Prenton Park is in Liverpool I'd say.

[Montreal Wanderer]

KUMB had this exchange.

Re: Upson has left

Postby Samassi Abou on Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:19 pm
I reckon he will end up at Bolton to replace Cahill. They will probably offer him decent wedge as he is a free transfer.

Postby warp on Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:25 pm
one more reason to hate bolton!

[TKIZ!]

Upson is sh*t

[jimbo_bwfc]

I read somewhere (it was probably twitter, but I can't quite remember) that no Premier League clubs have shown any interest in Upson.

Not really surprised, he's rubbish yet still manages to get paid.

I suppose if he wanted <20k he'd be a half decent signing as back-up, but I imagine he'll be pitching for at least double that.

Can't see who'd want him.

[Lord Kangana]

Probably treble that.

Not worth it.

I'd have him for cheap, and certainly not as our major replacement. Which is a deal he'll never buy in to.

So no then.

[Tombwfc]

If no Premier League clubs are showing an interest, he won't be able to pitch for anything.

I stand by what I said previously about him. He's got all the ability required, something is just wrong in his head. Regardless, he's still the best realistic replacement for Cahill I've heard so far this Summer and I'd rather have him at centre half next season than Onuoha.

Would obviously have to be for the right deal - whatever the going rate we pay our centre halves is.