West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[Gooner Girl]

Like I say - I've absolutely no idea what possible benefit West Ham think there is in moving from a proper football stadium which has recently had three sides re-built, to an athletics stadium.? As you say, good for athletics though and the 2017 bid - I might enter myself into the sit-ups event

Hows your Fosbury Flop?

At Bruce's age, he can get pills from the doctors that'll help with that.

Hell I tried one once 2 feckin' days and sore bits later thought better left well alone!!! (didn't help the Mrs having headache either )

TMI Hoboh!

[Hoboh]

well if you don't try it how the hell can you comment ?

[Gooner Girl]

well if you don't try it how the hell can you comment ?

Can't think why the missus had a 'headache'

[Hoboh]

well if you don't try it how the hell can you comment ?

Can't think why the missus had a 'headache'

Cannot say its a family forum

[Verbal]

look what john carew's tweeted...

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[Worthy4England]

look what john carew's tweeted...

http://i.imgur.com/QtDF4.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Picture from Aston Villa?

[Prufrock]

No shit! I did not see that happening!

(I think we all know whose bonce that's the top of)

[bobo the clown]

No shit! I did not see that happening!

(I think we all know whose bonce that's the top of)

Those Spam fans mustn't know which way to spit.

[Worthy4England]

oh. Just had another look....

[seanworth]

They'll be spitting bubbles if that happens.

[malcd1]

look what john carew's tweeted...

http://i.imgur.com/QtDF4.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Oh dear the KUMB forum has gone into meltdown. Although I think Diouf is too good for them I hope he signs.

[thebish]

I have been waiting for this day for many years!!!

I vividly remember all the kumbites saying they would stop being west ham fans if scum like Diouf ever played for them!!

fancy having tevez dangled before you as a possibility - and Dioufy rolling up

[Bruce Rioja]

I have been waiting for this day for many years!!!

I vividly remember all the kumbites saying they would stop being west ham fans if scum like Diouf ever played for them!!

fancy having tevez dangled before you as a possibility - and Dioufy rolling up

Any chance of a special 'foray', Squire?

[thebish]

I have been waiting for this day for many years!!!

I vividly remember all the kumbites saying they would stop being west ham fans if scum like Diouf ever played for them!!

fancy having tevez dangled before you as a possibility - and Dioufy rolling up

Any chance of a special 'foray', Squire?

oh you do tempt me!! (I mean him/her!)

[bobo the clown]

I have been waiting for this day for many years!!!

I vividly remember all the kumbites saying they would stop being west ham fans if scum like Diouf ever played for them!!

fancy having tevez dangled before you as a possibility - and Dioufy rolling up

Any chance of a special 'foray', Squire?

oh you do tempt me!! (I mean him/her!)

I did bumble onto KUMB last evening.

Sanctamonious tw@ts they all are. Well, not quite all, but a goodly number. Well worth a read.

[Sponge]

Comedy gold: http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php ... &sk=t&sd=a" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[thebish]

I have been waiting for this day for many years!!!

I vividly remember all the kumbites saying they would stop being west ham fans if scum like Diouf ever played for them!!

fancy having tevez dangled before you as a possibility - and Dioufy rolling up

Any chance of a special 'foray', Squire?

I think I might put that on hold... laughing at anyone else seems a bit hollow just at the moment!!

[Prufrock]

Comedy gold: http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php ... &sk=t&sd=a" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I don't care how shit we are. The last page of that...three different people use the word 'morally' whilst talking about football. Another tries to distinguish Diouf in favour of Joey bloody Barton. They're ace.

Shame we're shit.

[jaffka]

We might be a bit shit at this moment in time but we can still laugh, come on TWSPY dust off your hat and spyglass.

[FaninOz]

People in glass houses etc etc.

What would most fans give to be managed by Sam and sit second in the league with good performances and results week in week out??

More people have justification to laugh at Bolton at present that Sam's Claret Army.