West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Sun May 20, 2012 8:24 am

head says: kinda glad we don't have them challenging for automatic playoff places next season
heart says: feck - both my congregations this morning will be full of gloating west ham fans... :?
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Post by Hoboh » Sun May 20, 2012 8:59 am

thebish wrote:head says: kinda glad we don't have them challenging for automatic playoff places next season
heart says: feck - both my congregations this morning will be full of gloating west ham fans... :?
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon May 21, 2012 11:42 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18143836" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Made me smirk! Sour grapes no doubt. Element of truth? Absolutely.
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Mon May 21, 2012 11:43 am

Boo hoo, big feckin girl.
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Post by Prufrock » Mon May 21, 2012 6:40 pm

Sour grapes and a half! Fouled for the second goal? Is that where he convincingly lost out in the air to Carlton Cole on the halfway line, or where he fell over on his arse with no one near him in the box later on. It was then he whinged at the ref!

He'd not get in the West Ham team coz he is shite, not coz he isn't 8ft tall.

I'm not sure what truth he is supposed to be spouting. Who took their chances? Who 'deserves' to go up then?
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by jimbo » Mon May 21, 2012 6:48 pm

Prufrock wrote:Sour grapes and a half! Fouled for the second goal? Is that where he convincingly lost out in the air to Carlton Cole on the halfway line, or where he fell over on his arse with no one near him in the box later on. It was then he whinged at the ref!

He'd not get in the West Ham team coz he is shite, not coz he isn't 8ft tall.

I'm not sure what truth he is supposed to be spouting. Who took their chances? Who 'deserves' to go up then?
Also, who put 10 past Blackpool this season?
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Post by Prufrock » Mon May 21, 2012 7:08 pm

Finishing 3rd.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon May 21, 2012 8:52 pm

The thing is his comments will really pee off Hammers fans because they play on the floor, they are the academy, they won the world cup, blah blah blah... :roll:
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Post by boltonboris » Tue May 22, 2012 9:31 am

Prufrock wrote:Finishing 3rd.
11 points better off than Blackpool.

Oh and they have more fans, which apparently matters??
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Post by Gail Platz » Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:45 pm

Who next, Diouf and Davies?


"The Sunday People claims West Ham are plotting a shock move to bring former Chelsea striker Nicolas Anelka, who is currently playing in China, back to England"
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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:08 pm

Gail Platz wrote:Who next, Diouf and Davies?


"The Sunday People claims West Ham are plotting a shock move to bring former Chelsea striker Nicolas Anelka, who is currently playing in China, back to England"
ffs. If I were a Spammer I'd be getting Royally pissed-off about this.

They only need Ja-Jay and Nic Khunt and that'd be the lot I think.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:42 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Gail Platz wrote:Who next, Diouf and Davies?


"The Sunday People claims West Ham are plotting a shock move to bring former Chelsea striker Nicolas Anelka, who is currently playing in China, back to England"
ffs. If I were a Spammer I'd be getting Royally pissed-off about this.

They only need Ja-Jay and Nic Khunt and that'd be the lot I think.

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Post by Lord Kangana » Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:55 pm

A European Cup Winner isn't big enough for the World Cup Winners. They probably need Youri....
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Post by Mar » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:26 pm

Doesn't Anelka classify as a Champions League winner?

After all he was part of the team that got them though to the latter stages. Wonder how that works out. After all if Terry is a CL Winner....
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:11 am

Gail Platz wrote:Who next, Diouf and Davies?


"The Sunday People claims West Ham are plotting a shock move to bring former Chelsea striker Nicolas Anelka, who is currently playing in China, back to England"
maybe sam has a list of our former players and current players and randomly scrolls down the list with his eyes closed and signs the first player he picks
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Post by bristolwanderer » Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:22 pm

One big ol' reunion :D
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by jaffka » Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:32 pm

Not going to post this on some short stay WUM thread.

I think that if they keep Big Sam then they will stay up as he gets teams organised and hard to beat.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by bristolwanderer » Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:14 am

See they are trying to sign former Madrid ace Guti...
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Post by plymouth wanderer » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:18 pm

bristolwanderer wrote:See they are trying to sign former Madrid ace Guti...

We were always linked with him when sam was here
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by jaffka » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:49 pm

plymouth wanderer wrote:
bristolwanderer wrote:See they are trying to sign former Madrid ace Guti...

We were always linked with him when sam was here
Is he in a wheel chair now?

Jeez at least when we were linked he was at a very good age.
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