Tonight's Football

[Burnden Paddock]

Martin Tyler's commentary. '... and Harry Redknapp looks, ....... bewildered'. He always fecking looks like that!

Jammy scouse nice people though. 2 og's!

[Bruce Rioja]

Martin Tyler's commentary. '... and Harry Redknapp looks, ....... bewildered'. He always fecking looks like that!

Jammy scouse tw*ts though. 2 og's!

Without checking, I'll bet a Pound to a pinch of shit that Richard Dunne will have had a hand in at least one of them.

[Worthy4England]

Martin Tyler's commentary. '... and Harry Redknapp looks, ....... bewildered'. He always fecking looks like that!

Jammy scouse tw*ts though. 2 og's!

Without checking, I'll bet a Pound to a pinch of shit that Richard Dunne will have had a hand in at least one of them.

A foot rather than a hand, but it was a goody. Left the keeper no chance.

I have no idea what he thought he might have been doing with the ball...

[Bruce Rioja]

Martin Tyler's commentary. '... and Harry Redknapp looks, ....... bewildered'. He always fecking looks like that!

Jammy scouse tw*ts though. 2 og's!

Without checking, I'll bet a Pound to a pinch of shit that Richard Dunne will have had a hand in at least one of them.

A foot rather than a hand, but it was a goody. Left the keeper no chance.

I have no idea what he thought he might have been doing with the ball...

Seriously? Hahahahahaaaaaa

Nowt surer than when a defence that involves Richard Dunne concedes an OG it'll be his fault.

Another one that I look at wondering how the feck have you made it as a professional footballer. Him and Zat Knight both (and Phillipe Senderos, and Pascal Cygan, and several others)

[a1]

think he were a transfer target to replace cahill once upon a time, bet that were a coyle one...

steven pressley and martin skertel are the kings of own goals.

well , not really, apparently its this dude- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Balmer" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; .

[Prufrock]

Ha classic Richard Dunne. Balotelli with a challenger to Cisse's yesterday for miss if the season, if not decade!

[Prufrock]

Second pen in the Stoke-Swansea game is about as bad a decision as I've ever seen.

[bobo the clown]

Second pen in the Stoke-Swansea game is about as bad a decision as I've ever seen.

... & good on Gary Monk for calling him a cheat.

& shame on Mark Hughes. Say f'call or keep it low key but defending that does him no credit whatsoever.

[Prufrock]

Did you see his media conference afterwards? Telling Gary Monk that he needed to keep his head and not complain like that. Mark fecking Hughes telling you not to moan. That cnut?! I hate that prick.

[EverSoYouri]

All this fuss about diving and soft penalties and calling people cheats took the attention away from one of the best phantom saves I've ever seen.

Jonathan Walters header hits the back of the net. Pause. Swansea goalie leaps to "save" it. Hilarious!

[EverSoYouri]

Oh and while we're on hilarious, check out this interview with Sunderland's, Patrick van Aanholt from last Thursday. It explains how they have tightened up in defence since they started defending with 'the whole team.' Really? How's that working for ya, Pat?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29643642

[LeverEnd]

All this fuss about diving and soft penalties and calling people cheats took the attention away from one of the best phantom saves I've ever seen.

Jonathan Walters header hits the back of the net. Pause. Swansea goalie leaps to "save" it. Hilarious!

That was funny, and Moses looked a bit sheepish and embarrassed on the floor after the penalty as he well should the cheating little shit.

[malcd1]

According to Mark "The Prick" Hughes, the Shawcross penalty was harsh and the Moses one was fully justified. I didn't expect the wanker to come out and call Moses a cheat but that is taking it too far.

Shawcross wrestles the Swansea player to the ground and it was harsh? I noticed Danny Mills also said it was a 'soft' penalty. WTF. Very rarely given but as blatant a penalty as you will ever see.

Highlights here in case you missed it. http://www.footytube.com/video/Stoke-Ci ... ity-307779" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Worthy4England]

Martin Tyler's commentary. '... and Harry Redknapp looks, ....... bewildered'. He always fecking looks like that!

Jammy scouse tw*ts though. 2 og's!

Without checking, I'll bet a Pound to a pinch of shit that Richard Dunne will have had a hand in at least one of them.

A foot rather than a hand, but it was a goody. Left the keeper no chance.

I have no idea what he thought he might have been doing with the ball...

Seriously? Hahahahahaaaaaa

Nowt surer than when a defence that involves Richard Dunne concedes an OG it'll be his fault.

Another one that I look at wondering how the feck have you made it as a professional footballer. Him and Zat Knight both (and Phillipe Senderos, and Pascal Cygan, and several others)

I heard on the radio that Dunne is the highest Prem OG scorer with 10. I'm a bit disappointed that Zat Knight doesn't look like he'll get to improve on his tally of 7.

[Worthy4England]

http://www.worldfootball.net/alltime_go ... gentore/1/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

List is here

[Bruce Rioja]

I saw it last night. What the feck was he thinking of at all?

[jaffka]

Lets have an own goals thread.

[jaffka]

Lets have an own goals thread.

here we go:

viewtopic.php?f=21&t=25750" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[bobo the clown]

The Red Shite of Liverpool Admin. are getting pretty worked up about Balotelli. Seems they think he's a tosspot who only tries when he fancies.

Who'dda thought ?

[Worthy4England]

The Red Shite of Liverpool Admin. are getting pretty worked up about Balotelli. Seems they think he's a tosspot who only tries when he fancies.

Who'dda thought ?

They should have a standard process for dealing with that, at any Job Centre in the Liverpool area...