West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Wandering Willy » Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:56 pm

How did Andy Carrolli not stop that goal with one of his big clown shoes?
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:30 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:I hope we are becoming a bit less shambolic too! :D

Looking at my previous post how did I forget to add Liverpool to the list? #standards slipping
out of intrest why spurs i cannot understand that one

I think they get a bye because of the Muamba thing. They're also not Arsenal.

For someone who lives so close to Tottenham I'm appalled! They are in there because they have the same sort of 'we're a massive club us and we pass it and that, we *deserve* to win stuff'.

They were lovely about Muamba, and credit there, but come on, that was basic human decency. On a football level I still reserve the right to think they're a set of facking doghnuts.
I've lived here for 23 years and have had sufficient time to formulate my opinion.

The majority of the Arsenal fans I know are a bunch of moaning c*nts. I know a lot of Tottenham and a lot of West Ham fans and, believe me, they are collectively still not as bad as Arsenal (GG aside obviously) :wink:
Why thanks, I think... And you're alright for a Bolton fan despite your alarming ear hair problem ;) and the fact you keep beating me at scrabble.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:56 am

You're welcome. Although nicest Arsenal fan is a bit like tallest dwarf and we really don't want to go back down THAT road, do we?

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:18 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:You're welcome. Although nicest Arsenal fan is a bit like tallest dwarf and we really don't want to go back down THAT road, do we?

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Not if you don't want your ear hair pulled out one strand at a time by tweezers ;)
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Wandering Willy » Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:31 am

Ah - your're back. :D
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:55 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:Ah - your're back. :D
Did you miss me?!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Wandering Willy » Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:58 pm

Of course.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Jakerbeef » Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:10 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Not if you don't want your ear hair pulled out one strand at a time by tweezers ;)
Jesus....

Steady on!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:01 pm

West Ham fans in trouble here.......

Does sound pretty awful.

Sad thing is, I wouldn't put money on some Bolton fans not doing similar in the right circumstances.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Worthy4England » Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:25 pm

Jakerbeef wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Not if you don't want your ear hair pulled out one strand at a time by tweezers ;)
Jesus....

Steady on!
Obviously GG's been reading 50 Shades in time away from the board...

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Worthy4England » Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:26 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:West Ham fans in trouble here.......

Does sound pretty awful.

Sad thing is, I wouldn't put money on some Bolton fans not doing similar in the right circumstances.
Comment from BSA this morning - "I can't comment on something I didn't hear" maybe his hearing aid Consultant is in the next house to Wenger's optician. :-)

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:08 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:West Ham fans in trouble here.......

Does sound pretty awful.

Sad thing is, I wouldn't put money on some Bolton fans not doing similar in the right circumstances.
Comment from BSA this morning - "I can't comment on something I didn't hear" maybe his hearing aid Consultant is in the next house to Wenger's optician. :-)
I'm not sure Allardyce's comments were well thought out to be honest.....I think he misjudged the situation somewhat....

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:45 am

The feck* shouting the anti-semitic chants convenientlty forgot that at least one of their board (David Gold) is a Jew, as is Yossi Benayoun.

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This is why we keep this thread open.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by bwfcdan94 » Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:40 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:The feck shouting the anti-semitic chants convenientlty forgot that at least one of their board (David Gold) is a Jew, as is Yossi Benayoun.

:roll:

This is why we keep this thread open.
he gave a interview this morning about how embarrasing it was abnd hinted that he dosent want to play for them anymore
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Tals-biggest-fan » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:01 am

Apparently set to sign Paul Robinson from Blackburn... where does this leave our Jussi
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by mrkint » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:09 am

With someone to point and laugh at?

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:23 pm

am told that Jussi was on his knees as Villa banged in a free kick... ahhh - the good old days!! 8)

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by bobo the clown » Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:41 pm

thebish wrote:am told that Jussi was on his knees as Villa banged in a free kick... ahhh - the good old days!! 8)
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by bwfcdan94 » Sat Apr 20, 2013 10:59 pm

Surprised nobody brought these two incidents up. Personally they are 2 great examples of why Andy Carroll is on of my favourite strikers around.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsdMnzPYh3U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNkocedr6hQ
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue May 21, 2013 7:02 pm

Looks like they're signing Carroll....

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news ... dy-Carroll" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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