Euro 2012

[thebish]

I see my comment went straight past your eyes...

Drat. Foil lid again!

Any chance you could condense this?

udderly redicoulose idea!

[Wandering Willy]

Give yerself a shake.

[TANGODANCER]

Conversation overheard in the newsagent's today:

"Don't know why we're starting Rooney. Carroll and Wellbeck should be in. All this hype and Rooney hasn't even kicked a ball yet. Leave the big lad to rough em up a bit and bring him on as fresh legs"

" I think you're right.He'll only get sent off"

"Wellbeck's done well and Carroll's goal was brilliant. Leave well enough alone,I say"

" Definitely"

Conversation was between a forty-ish female shop assistant and a well-over-sixty lady. Made me grin.

[Bruce Rioja]

I think I've herd a few of these before, possibly on my 20 Golden Crates CD.

[Worthy4England]

Dunno about Mods, this thread needs a Cloakroom Attendant.

[Wandering Willy]

Called Ernie.

[Sponge]

Reckon it'll be France top with Ukraine 2nd.

Are you suggesting that the cream will rise to the surface?

Nah, France will bottle it. And with Shevchenko out, Ukraine don't have enough moovement up front.

[Wandering Willy]

[Annoyed Grunt]

All Ukraine at the minute, to be expected though.

[Little Green Man]

Chuffing Nora, Rooney, my 97 year old gran could have jumped to meet that.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Chuffing Nora, Rooney, my 97 year old gran could have jumped to meet that.

How dare you....he's the nations saviour and the white Pele.

[CrazyHorse]

Aye, sticking Rooney straight back in were a cracking plan.

[Little Green Man]

Well, I suppose they've not hit the panic button yet.

I reckon it took the commentator 39 minutes to mention a contribution from Milner. As for Rooney - utter gash. (He'll probably grab a brace in the second half.)

[TANGODANCER]

Chuffing Nora, Rooney, my 97 year old gran could have jumped to meet that.

How dare you....he's the nations saviour and the white Pele.

Well somebody tell him ffs. He's playing more like Nelly than Pele. Very poor half, completely dominated everywhere in the pitch. Milner doing nothing at all and the whole lot looking as dangerous as an egg custard. Commentators talking up a storm of crap as always. " Brilliantly controlled by Rooney...oh, he's given it away" . Sure hope they've been told to slow it down first half, because right now.....

[CrazyHorse]

Aye, sticking Rooney straight back in were a cracking plan.

[Annoyed Grunt]

I could've scored that. Decent cross again by Gerrard.

[bristolwanderer]

Now the tricky task of holding onto the lead..

[Little Green Man]

He'll probably grab a brace in the second half.

Just one more, Wayne, hopefully gift-wrapped like the first.

[Harry Genshaw]

I swear I'll kick mi telly in if Clive Tyldesley carries on with this "If England can win the group they avoid Spain" bollox. Yes, and play those well known pushovers Italy. We're being dominated by Ukraine FFS. It wont matter who we meet

[Annoyed Grunt]

Whats the point of the extra officials? That was over the line.