Lets all laugh at Newcastle!!!

bw@bw · Post by **bw@bw** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:47 pm

Can anybody update us on Keegan's record since replacing Sam.

I assume our 0-0 draw there is their only good result!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:48 pm

Faye scored.

Priority to get him back in summer

Tombwfc · Post by **Tombwfc** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:21 pm

Batman wrote:Faye scored.

Priority to get him back in summer

Why so he can be 4th choice centre half?

He's welcome to come back, but only after we've bought another keeper, a striker and a creative midfielder.

William the White · Post by **William the White** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:22 pm

Tombwfc wrote:
Batman wrote:Faye scored.

Priority to get him back in summer
Why so he can be 4th choice centre half?

He's welcome to come back, but only after we've bought another keeper, a striker and a creative midfielder.

Ferociously scary holding midfielder...

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:59 pm

bw@bw wrote:Can anybody update us on Keegan's record since replacing Sam.

I assume our 0-0 draw there is their only good result!

they also drew at home v boro. I assume they'll be calling for the messiah that is sam to come back! ah well, they are getting lots of goals in their games, they must be happy

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:56 am

Read this - and laugh and laugh and laugh!

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcfor ... ic=50345.0

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:59 am

Or this. God, I hope these feck* go down, big style.

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcfor ... ic=50342.0

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:19 am

William the White wrote:
Tombwfc wrote:
Batman wrote:Faye scored.

Priority to get him back in summer
Why so he can be 4th choice centre half?

He's welcome to come back, but only after we've bought another keeper, a striker and a creative midfielder.
Ferociously scary holding midfielder...

He certainly wouldn't get into our defence with his performance yesterday! He was terrible. In fact I can't remember seeing such a bad defense. Taylor's attempted tackle on Ronaldo for his second goal was a comedy classic.

Newcastle are deep, deep in the shit, Keegan himself looked defeated. I can certainly see us finishing above them at the minute.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:09 am

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Or this. God, I hope these feck go down, big style.

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcfor ... ic=50342.0

It's asking me to register and I really couldn't be arsed, Zulu. Any chance of you copying it across, Squire?

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:46 am

bw@bw wrote:Can anybody update us on Keegan's record since replacing Sam.

I assume our 0-0 draw there is their only good result!

Two draws and four losses. The mans a genius.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:49 am

InsaneApache wrote:
bw@bw wrote:Can anybody update us on Keegan's record since replacing Sam.

I assume our 0-0 draw there is their only good result!
Two draws and four losses. The mans a genius.

You silly silly man!!!

Don't you know it's ok, because it's entertaining.

Some people

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:57 am

can someone post some stuff from that Newcy site as it won't let me register.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:23 pm

communistworkethic wrote:can someone post some stuff from that Newcy site as it won't let me register.

Your reputation preceding you?

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:27 pm

it did when I met caps and some of his ww crowd

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:29 pm

just go on and post

"i'd rather finish second like, playing great football than be first and play that shite we play under big sam"

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:36 pm

Try these little snippets for starters, Bruce.

Sell the f*cking lot
The whole f****** lot. Spineless, arrogant and selfish arseholes.
THE WHOLE SET OF f****** BASTARDS MUST GO

In the slightest chance that any of them read this site may I just say...
f*** OFF YOU COWARDLY BASTARDS!!!

N'Zogbia is a horrible whinging French b******. Regardless of his talent we are better off without huffy pricks like him in the team

Not a pair of bollocks amongst this lot at the mo.

This is the worst Toon team since we got in the Prem.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:44 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Try these little snippets for starters, Bruce.

Sell the f*cking lot
The whole f****** lot. Spineless, arrogant and selfish arseholes.
THE WHOLE SET OF f****** BASTARDS MUST GO

In the slightest chance that any of them read this site may I just say...
f*** OFF YOU COWARDLY BASTARDS!!!

N'Zogbia is a horrible whinging French b******. Regardless of his talent we are better off without huffy pricks like him in the team

Not a pair of bollocks amongst this lot at the mo.

This is the worst Toon team since we got in the Prem.

I knew I'd seen them somewhere before!!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:45 pm

charlies

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:52 pm

And there's always...

Shepherd and his IDIOTIC choice Allardyce have DESTROYED NUFC
I believe these two incompetent b@stards have destroyed Newcastle United.

Ashley has pandered to the ridiculous Sky Sports News Vox Poppoing supporters. KK+ NUFC will not end on a high.

David Moyes is the type of manager we should be aiming for. Sadly we're unable to attract a manager of his calibre to this club I feel.

Well I can say with honesty I am on record as saying KK was a mistake. I didn't expect the DISASTER its been though.

Oh ye because he can take Everton so much further. Newcastle Utd whether people disagree or not is probably the 5th or 6th biggest job you can take in the Premiership. We can offer the wages, fanbase, budgets to push for CL football every year. What's stopping us? the shower of s**** on the pitch for starters. get rid of them!

Not Souness? not Roeder? we're in the same position as under those two and they had the job longer and spent more money. Why can't Keegan get the very same squad performing either if Allardyce is that bad?

Glenn Roeder got further than Moyes tbh. Will he take Everton to Champions League? Everton are a midtable club, who will push for a UEFA spot every year. Newcastle has the budgets, wage structure, definitely fanbase and greater ambition (believing Ashley/Mort) i dont personally believe Everton can match us.
They have a better squad yes, but not much else.

I'd rather have Souness back as manager than Allardyce, he was that bad. Seemed a decent choice at the time but I don't think anyone could have known how bad he'd turn out.

shut the f**k up keegan days are over and this is now...and we are well and truly in the s h i t!!!!! Lets look forward to playing cardiff and swansea next year unless we can win sum games!!!

I agree with most of that except for where we would be with Allerdyce, I don't think we would have a single point more. In some ways I wish he was still here, just so he could get the stick he deserves and suffer the s**** we're having to suffer, instead of sitting at home with all those £millions.

We've got a far better chance now then if Allardyce had stayed, that's for f****** sure! Spurs were a shambles when we played them under that fat c***, as were Bolton..

are you crazy? allardyce took a team ranked at 14th, no direction, in turmoil, injury ridden, to a team that wasnt going to get relegated, sorted out the injuries, and gave us the feeling of stability inside the club. souness took a team that was a champions league challenger to relegation candidates, so dont talk crazy man

I said in an earlier post that NUFC is a car accident in Super Slo Mo. Well, it's now rolled onto its roof and large pieces are coming off.

Marvellous!

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:17 pm

Meanwhile, things are going from strength to strenght...

Newcastle midfielder Joey Barton will not be eligible to play for his club when they visit Liverpool because of the conditions of his bail. (Sunday Telegraph)

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