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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:13 am

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Post by Raven » Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:40 pm

John Thomas

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Post by Puskas » Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:45 pm

Raven wrote:John Thomas
Good shout, sir!

And shame on the rest of us for neglecting the great JT...
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Post by Raven » Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:47 pm

And Alan Dicks when manager at Fulham.........only when all the Fulham lot shouted Dicks out!!

Nearly got arrested.........they did ask

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Post by boltonboris » Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:13 pm

blurred wrote:David Goodwillie
Good shout! See his goal last week?
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Post by Jakerbeef » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:50 pm

RealLifeHobbit wrote:Dexter Blackstock!
Even saying it out loud is fantastic.

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Post by RealLifeHobbit » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:57 pm

Jakerbeef wrote:
RealLifeHobbit wrote:Dexter Blackstock!
Even saying it out loud is fantastic.
Aye, it's unusually satisfying.

Hearing commentators saying it is even more so.

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Post by H. Pedersen » Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:06 am

Daniel Candeias . . . I doubt it's pronounced "candyass" but I like to think it is.

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Post by Prufrock » Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:34 am

H. Pedersen wrote:Daniel Candeias . . . I doubt it's pronounced "candyass" but I like to think it is.
:mrgreen:

I also like Fransisco Arce's nicname of 'Chiqui'

Though my favourite is Norman Conquest, an Aussie keeper, though Segar Bastard might be a good one for our Turkish friends.
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Post by Verbal » Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:51 am

The forward for the team I play for is called Orlando Pedretti. Not innuendo laden or anything, I just think it's a brilliant name.
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Post by boltonboris » Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:10 pm

Lad I played with at Lancaster was named Ryan Zico Black... That was actually his name!
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Post by perfan » Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:29 pm

boltonboris wrote:Lad I played with at Lancaster was named Ryan Zico Black... That was actually his name!
I got his book for my birthday, it's a sort of autobiography about his time playing non league football.
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Post by boltonboris » Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:36 pm

perfan wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Lad I played with at Lancaster was named Ryan Zico Black... That was actually his name!
I got his book for my birthday, it's a sort of autobiography about his time playing non league football.
Really? I never knew he had a book out! Crikey
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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:39 pm

Gearoid Morrissey

Not the Mancunian miserablist on a heroin-fuelled rampage, rather a reserve team player with the Dingles.

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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:08 am

Goalkeeper, David Seaman.

Just for the headlines potential.

'Seaman's all over the place'
'Seaman comes for the cross'
'The manager prefers Seaman'

Etc. etc.

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Post by Odelay » Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:43 pm

Bastian Schweinsteiger.

Say it to yourself. Nothing rolls of the tongue better. Bit of a nice person though...

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Post by William the White » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:25 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Goalkeeper, David Seaman.

Just for the headlines potential.

'Seaman's all over the place'
'Seaman comes for the cross'
'The manager prefers Seaman'

Etc. etc.
Kuntz passing Seaman

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Post by getraw » Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:51 am

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:35 pm

William the White wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Goalkeeper, David Seaman.

Just for the headlines potential.

'Seaman's all over the place'
'Seaman comes for the cross'
'The manager prefers Seaman'

Etc. etc.
Kuntz passing Seaman
McAteer shot from outside the box and caught Seaman on the face! 8)
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Post by RealLifeHobbit » Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:08 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Goalkeeper, David Seaman.

Just for the headlines potential.

'Seaman's all over the place'
'Seaman comes for the cross'
'The manager prefers Seaman'

Etc. etc.
And Ronaldinho lobs Seaman from 30 yards out...

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