West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[Batman]

losing to citeh at home

a new low

How?

City are shite.

Though thats two on the bounce now. They'll be predicting Europe and an F.A Cup win on GMR as we speak.

They started that last week when they'd won one. Today was the first time for fourteen months that they had back to back Premiership wins.

whoever their pundit is on GMR is the most biased sack of shite I've heard since Tony Gale when he covers a London club. Totally blinkered to Citeh and his own views, won't let himself get challenged. Let them sign Brian Kidd as a coach and Robert Earnshaw, they can have em

Jimmy Wagg.

He is biased as fook.

[warthog]

From KUMB, after the defeat to City.

We were crap today and I think we are well and truly f*cked!

I was thinking it would be unfair to pick out any one individual player for criticism but then I thought why not!

Sheringham was useless the only thing I can remember him doing is grabbing the two free kicks and ballsing them up.

Mullins was crap and may as well have not been there, his so-called passing was abysmal - either misplaced, miskicked or loopy so they could be intercepted.

Benayoun and Bowyer were hopeless.

Harewood bustled about but offered no threat.

The only thing I can remember Cole doing is sliding about twenty feet on his arse when the rain was at it's heaviest - enough said!

Tevez - I just can't see what the fuss has been about him - he bustles about but doesn't do anything!

Etherington again, he bustled about with no threat!

Dailly tried but that's about all you can say - his legs are gone!

Gabbidon, Ferdinand and Spector were ok - that's about it!

..and Green - all I can remember him doing is picking the ball out of the net.

I heard Alan Pardew on the radio on the way home talking about how it is a pleasure to work with a united dressing room at Charlton where they have players who were not fighting amongst themselves, which implied to me that he had left behind a West Ham dressing room that is riven with splits and is disunited and fighting amongst themseleves.

That'll do for now!

[James B]

That was fcuking disgusting.

I was tempted to run on the pitch and smash Hayden Mullins square on the nose. Worst midfield display ive seen for a long long time.

[warthog]

Two down in 14 minutes at Reading. Excellent.

[Soldier_Of_The_White_Army]

Two down in 14 minutes at Reading. Excellent.

Kinda takes the sting out of today!!

[warthog]

Two down in 14 minutes at Reading. Excellent.

Kinda takes the sting out of today!!

Indeed. Now it's three, with half an hour gone. Ferdinand own goal.

From KUMB

c****s I hate them, wheres the pride, passion and supposed hammers supporters. Curbs can F*** off sooner rather than later useless nice person.

I think the honeymoon period is over.

And now it's 4-0.

[Luna]

Bob Geldof has just announced a "Live Curbs" concert in order to raise awareness of this horrendous plight.

EDIT 5 FOOKIN' NIL. GOING DOWN!

[cowdrill]

[Montreal Wanderer]

Some of them kept a sense of humour:

dont worry, we've only got Brighton in the cup next week, what could possibly go wrong?

And;

Austin 'Ammer wrote:
God bless our away fans for singing Bubbles at 5-0 down. They still have some pride even if the players don't.

I think it's pretty clear that the big man doesn't give a sh*t about our fans.

[Dr.Karl]

West Ham hit for six.....literally(one for bish )

[Nozza]

Tony Cottee looks like he is going to cry!

Would rather it was Tony Gale, like, but either way...

[officer_dibble]

oh go on then

[TANGODANCER]

Now listen you lot. Enough is enough. Show some respect. We are talking about a big club here who play dazzling football, grow local academy players in abundance, have top class managers, great fans, two Argentinian world- cup stars millionaire backing and the support of and admiration of Louise Taylor. You should not laugh at such a powerful presence. You should not aarf, aaaaarfffff, ahhhhhh, haaaaa, oh shit, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, choke, splutter, haaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaa......!!!!!

[Henrik's fan club]

Hahahahahaha
I just got back from the Liverpool match and this has cheered me up totally!
All together now....

GOING DOWN! GOING DOWN! GOING DOWN!

[Soldier_Of_The_White_Army]

But, but surely Anton Ferdinand is due an England call up? I mean he's fxcking superb so the pundits say! Then they can have both Ferdinand's in the England squad!(that's if Rio remembers to chip up)

I can just picture Rio's phonecall to Anton:

"Oi Anton, it doesn't matter if your crap! Bead your hair. They are that fxcking stupid that they will automatically think your brilliant!!"

[Batman]

Cheered me up bigtime


Someone register on KUMB and post a link to this thread.

Fooking amazing.

[Batman]

Nice to see all the 'loyal' Spammers fans fu cking off home at half time!


Loyal supporters!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[officer_dibble]

Fair play if you are 4-0 down at Reading at half time that promise of beating the traffic is going to be mighty tempting...

Anton for England

[Daxter]

Someone as to do a TW spy feature from Kumb.

[Soldier_Of_The_White_Army]

Someone as to do a TW spy feature from Kumb.

Off you go then Daxter.