Benitez .... prick

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Fri May 09, 2008 7:24 pm

I can imagine it going something like this:

MON
FSW:"So Martin, what about Barry?"

MoN: "No chance Rafa"

Tues
FSW: "Hi Martin, only me again, just wondering if you'd changed your mind over Gareth?"

MoN "Do you not take no for an answer? Not a chance, we're not selling at any price"

Weds
FSW: "Hi martykins, go on, sell us Gazza Bazza.."

MoN: "Look you fat feckin spanish prick, get the feckin message, hes goin nowhere now feck off an leave me alone"

Thurs Press conference, Melwood

Journo: "Rafa, what news is there of the rumours of Barry transferring to Liverpool this summer?"

FSW: "I'm having an ongoing dialogue with Martin O'Neill"

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Fri May 09, 2008 10:45 pm

He's a hypo-prick!

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Sat May 10, 2008 6:48 am

Serious prick, that Benitez chappy! Somebody should start a thread about it.

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Sun May 11, 2008 8:32 am

The man, quite simply, has no class.

I believe this is because he's a prick.

I've been thinking of mentioning this for some time now.

What I have to concede is that he suits his city of employment !

He has, however, picked the wrong man to lie about on this occasion. Martin O'Neill doen't give a shite.

Put it this way, when you read the two versions, who do YOU believe ?

I paraphrase ; -
Fat-Spanish Prick ... "I have been in dialogue with Martin O'Neill"
MO'N ... "He asked me about this a good while ago and told him nothing was doing. Then, last week, out of the blue he called again, that call lasted seconds. The next day the press were reporting that he was in contact with me about a possible transfer. I then realised what the call the day before was about ... it was so he could justify the story that had already been realeased to the press ..."

I also like the point made by O'Neill, that if fat-boy believes Crouch is worth £15m, then how can he rate Barry at £10m. Good call Martin.

Benitez ... you're a prick.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Sun May 11, 2008 9:15 am

Aqua Prick

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Sun May 11, 2008 9:18 am

He's a pinhead too.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sun May 11, 2008 8:29 pm

And I bet the feck* would get your order all wrong.

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:40 pm

Newcastle are holding out for £7m from Liverpool for the services of nippy wide midfielder James Milner. (The Times)

Benitez truly doesn't get it, does he?

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:57 pm

If we're seriously in for James Milner I'll laugh me bollocks off.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:07 pm

blurred wrote:If we're seriously in for James Milner I'll laugh me bollocks off.

What did you laugh off when he signed Pennant?

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:15 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:What did you laugh off when he signed Pennant?

My bollocks. I re-grew them when we signed Torres.

Seriously, at least Pennant had been performing well for an inferior club for a while, Milner's just shite. Of course, we're going to be linked with any and every wide midfielder in Europe this summer - we've already had Milner, Riera, Downing and a couple of others in the last few weeks. Incredibly tedious.

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:23 pm

blurred wrote:If we're seriously in for James Milner I'll laugh me bollocks off.

So do you reckon Benitez is a prick then?

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:33 pm

InsaneApache wrote:So do you reckon Benitez is a prick then?

Unsurprisingly, no, I don't.

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:49 pm

He's taken up darts as well.

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/78572869 ... B75F48EF45

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:29 pm

blurred wrote:
InsaneApache wrote:So do you reckon Benitez is a prick then?
Unsurprisingly, no, I don't.

Well you should.

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:37 pm

I live in Liverpool half the year round and I think Benitez is a prick.

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:50 am

jimbo wrote:I live in Liverpool half the year round and I think Benitez is a prick.

What do you think about him the other half of the year? Enquiring minds need to know.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:25 pm

blurred wrote:If we're seriously in for James Milner I'll laugh me bollocks off.

Stories continuing in the press, the Torygraph running with it today. Allegedly your man Guthrie wanting to go to the north-east.

The fact that they mention a player swap leads me to think that it's a load of bollocks (how many transfers are actual player swaps?), but the smoke continues...

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:14 pm

blurred wrote:
blurred wrote:If we're seriously in for James Milner I'll laugh me bollocks off.
Stories continuing in the press, the Torygraph running with it today. Allegedly your man Guthrie wanting to go to the north-east.

The fact that they mention a player swap leads me to think that it's a load of bollocks (how many transfers are actual player swaps?), but the smoke continues...

It's all because Benitez is a prick. You'll get it - one day.

Athers · Post by **Athers** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:15 pm

blurred wrote:
blurred wrote:If we're seriously in for James Milner I'll laugh me bollocks off.
Stories continuing in the press, the Torygraph running with it today. Allegedly your man Guthrie wanting to go to the north-east.

The fact that they mention a player swap leads me to think that it's a load of bollocks (how many transfers are actual player swaps?), but the smoke continues...

Also supposedly offered players to Villa? Wouldn't surprise me since Liverpool have to take out loans to buy players these days!

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