West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[Zulus Thousand of em]

Playing songs after a goal, running up down with a flag after a goal - its embarassing.

Not as embarrassing as your pre-match DJ (Jeremy, I believe) who insists on orchestrating you knuckle-draggers through "Bubbles" only to get the timing wrong, thereby leaving Marlene Harewood scratching his big fat arse before the ref lets him start the game.

Glass houses, that one mate.

[whufc2007]

Gets annoying being played so much.

What that song you play every time you score a goal? I'm stumped!

Then again, can anyone remember?

haha very good, seriously if your talking about Bubbles then it gets sung more when were not doinf so well so it's been sung loads recently.

On a serious note, as a football fan you must hate all that Americanised shit that your club does?

Sorry the Man Utd forum is just down the road, turn left at the lights!

Your club practices it more than them mate.

Playing songs after a goal, running up down with a flag after a goal - its embarassing.

As embarassing as watching grown men blowing bubbles?

dont muddle the difference between shite plastic americanisms that have to happen to motivate the fans with a tradition going back decades

[boltonboris]

Anyway, I understand that when we were on our to being relegated the media were plugging for us - but why not? We have offered a lot more to English football in recent years than you have (half the England team to be precise) - of course people wanted us to stay up. We used to play good football and be an entertaining team to watch, which is why West Ham, believe it or not, are a lot of peoples second team.
You should be aiming your angst at the media.

And you wonder why people hate you so much?

SIMPLY DELUSIONAL!

Which part is delusional? Pray tell?[/quote]

All of the highlighted!

[West Ham Matt]

Anyway, I understand that when we were on our to being relegated the media were plugging for us - but why not? We have offered a lot more to English football in recent years than you have (half the England team to be precise) - of course people wanted us to stay up. We used to play good football and be an entertaining team to watch, which is why West Ham, believe it or not, are a lot of peoples second team.

You should be aiming your angst at the media.

And you wonder why people hate you so much?

SIMPLY DELUSIONAL!

Which part is delusional? Pray tell?

Being relegated has nothing to do with past form or past squads. It's the here and now that matters. You're shite. Get used to it. We deserve to be where we are through hard work and graft and in no small part to a great manager and a good squad of players. We don't trade on events of over 50 years ago.[/quote]

I am not talking about our current plight.

Back then we had a fanstastic team who didn't peform under Microchip brain Roeder.

Should never have been relegated.

[thebish]

I live in a nice part of East London, by Tower Bridge

Anyway, I understand that when we were on our to being relegated the media were plugging for us - but why not? We have offered a lot more to English football in recent years than you have (half the England team to be precise) - of course people wanted us to stay up. We used to play good football and be an entertaining team to watch, which is why West Ham, believe it or not, are a lot of peoples second team.

You should be aiming your angst at the media.

Mmmm... Tower Bridge!!!

Yes - you're right - aiming our angst at the meeja - except that the West-Ham loving meeja tosspots are most annoyed/irritated when West Ham get relegated - so the best way to bash them is to wish West Ham ill-fortune - which is to bash you!!

(nothing personal!)

as for me (rather than the list in general) West Ham is my local derby - being as where I live everybody else supports west ham... which kinda explains my glee - except that it's gone a bit too far now and all the local WH fans are just too depressed to respond to a good poke...

in fact - I wish you well for a while - so they are back to their chirpy cocky old selves - then I won't feel guilty about poking them again!!

[CAPSLOCK]

believe it or not, are a lot of peoples second team

I don't

Though I could unrstand ourselves and Reading and Pompey and and and - you get the picture - being pretty fond of the happy hammers

[West Ham Matt]

I live in a nice part of East London, by Tower Bridge

Anyway, I understand that when we were on our to being relegated the media were plugging for us - but why not? We have offered a lot more to English football in recent years than you have (half the England team to be precise) - of course people wanted us to stay up. We used to play good football and be an entertaining team to watch, which is why West Ham, believe it or not, are a lot of peoples second team.

You should be aiming your angst at the media.

Mmmm... Tower Bridge!!!

Yes - you're right - aiming our angst at the meeja - except that the West-Ham loving meeja tosspots are most annoyed/irritated when West Ham get relegated - so the best way to bash them is to wish West Ham ill-fortune - which is to bash you!!

(nothing personal!)

as for me (rather than the list in general) West Ham is my local derby - being as where I live everybody else supports west ham... which kinda explains my glee - except that it's gone a bit too far now and all the local WH fans are just too depressed to respond to a good poke...

in fact - I wish you well for a while - so they are back to their chirpy cocky old selves - then I won't feel guilty about poking them again!!

The media are totally on our backs at the moment anyway - it's the bling culture you see, the media doesn't approve.

[James B]

which is why West Ham, believe it or not, are a lot of peoples second team.

ahahahahahahahahaha

[thebish]

On a serious note, as a football fan you must hate all that Americanised shit that your club does?

Sorry the Man Utd forum is just down the road, turn left at the lights!

Come on guys - let's not get carried away!! Most of us hate the flags and the music too - let's not try to defend the indefensible!!

(we did like the american pom-pom girls, though!)

[CrazyHorse]

Playing songs after a goal, running up down with a flag after a goal - its embarassing.

How the hell would you know what is considered embarrassing and not for a goal celebration?

Change the record mate it's boring.

None of you have replied without saying "what would you know blah blah blah".

Stumped aren't you?

"I feel Good" = homo Bolton fans.

I feel good bada-bada-bada-ba
I knew that I would bada-bada-bada-ba

So good, so good, I got you

[Bench]

[quote="Bench"Being relegated has nothing to do with past form or past squads. It's the here and now that matters. You're shite. Get used to it. We deserve to be where we are through hard work and graft and in no small part to a great manager and a good squad of players. We don't trade on events of over 50 years ago.

I am not talking about our current plight.

Back then we had a fanstastic team who didn't peform under Microchip brain Roeder.

Should never have been relegated.[/quote]

YES YOU SHOULD! Why? Because we picked up more points than you over the course of an entire season. We took our chances when they mattered and you didn't. It's that simple. It's mathematics.

In short - you weren't good enough. No-one is 'too good to go down'. If they don't win games and pick up points they get relegated. That's how simple it really is. The only reason the Larnden meeja wanted you to stay up was because of some outmoded North vs South bollocks that had sod all to do with football.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Playing songs after a goal, running up down with a flag after a goal - its embarassing.

How the hell would you know what is considered embarrassing and not for a goal celebration?

Change the record mate it's boring.

None of you have replied without saying "what would you know blah blah blah".

Stumped aren't you?

"I feel Good" = homo Bolton fans.

Homophobia: always a sure sign of a brilliant mind.

[bromleyhammer]

why are you fat sad northern monkeys bothered about west ham so much anyway?

get a crowd and some fans (and not the little 12 year old chav boy crew who stand near the away end banging poxy drums and acting hard-northern style.....)

i always thought you lot were poor unemployed inbreds..now i know!!

up the 'ammers

[CAPSLOCK]

why are you fat sad

I'm not sad

Leave that to you, rentboy

[Zulus Thousand of em]

dont muddle the difference between shite plastic americanisms that have to happen to motivate the fans with a tradition going back decades

A shite plastic American song written in 1918 and adopted by West Ham as the picture of a gay-boy blowing bubbles in a soap advert resembled one of your Pearly Queen players? You're losing this one too.

[CrazyHorse]

why are you fat sad northern monkeys bothered about west ham so much anyway?

get a crowd and some fans (and not the little 12 year old chav boy crew who stand near the away end banging poxy drums and acting hard-northern style.....)

i always thought you lot were poor unemployed inbreds..now i know!!

up the 'ammers

First post people.....And it's a cracker!
10/10 for effort. 8/10 for content. Not a bad start, though you forgot to mention the small stadium and to call Big Sam a fat bastard.

[James B]

why are you fat sad northern monkeys bothered about west ham so much anyway?

i know its rife on kumb but please stop with the racism

please

reo-coker isn't our fault

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

why are you fat sad northern monkeys bothered about west ham so much anyway?

get a crowd and some fans (and not the little 12 year old chav boy crew who stand near the away end banging poxy drums and acting hard-northern style.....)

i always thought you lot were poor unemployed inbreds..now i know!!

up the 'ammers

Yep, get a crowd. I understand Wolves get quite a few fans. In the Championship.

Popularity don't equal points, boys, else your good chums at Arsenal would be second in the league. Oh and before you start banging on about great vocal support and mentioning that ridiculous waltztime jazz about some knobber who looked like a kid on a soap powder packet, you only get points for singing in the Eurovision Song Contest.

[James B]

how can anyone call this thread sad when we've had so much fun?

[whufc2007]

I live in a nice part of East London, by Tower Bridge

Anyway, I understand that when we were on our to being relegated the media were plugging for us - but why not? We have offered a lot more to English football in recent years than you have (half the England team to be precise) - of course people wanted us to stay up. We used to play good football and be an entertaining team to watch, which is why West Ham, believe it or not, are a lot of peoples second team.

You should be aiming your angst at the media.

Yes - you're right - aiming our angst at the meeja - except that the West-Ham loving meeja tosspots are most annoyed/irritated when West Ham get relegated - so the best way to bash them is to wish West Ham ill-fortune - which is to bash you!!

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whilst you were probably right the last time we went down, I think you'll find that times have changed, we are far from the media darlings you describe, and rightly so.

What interests me more is your hatred (seems to be on here), of a club with tradition and pride that has a loyal support base despite the shit that we are subjected to on a weekly basis?

We can sit here and sprout off bollocks about flat caps, pearly kings and queens, flat beer, shandy drinkers blah blah blah, but it's bollocks really. Lets keep this conversation football related and see if we can rid you of your irrational hatred (see it as a free councilling session with the word cnut thrown in a few times)