West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[Kronic]

Ahhhh Bolton
Where do I start?
That amusing little team who play in a soulless concrete jungle of a stadium where the local pub is errr Tesco (only alcohol is of course banned on match days)
So what of the fans?
Well at Upton Park you sit like little cardboard cut outs with as much animation as the maggot infested Queen Ma
At the Reebok, I've heard more noise at a Wimbledon (the tennis, not the extinct team you aspire to be)
Amusingly enough there was a tiny little squeak at The Reebok from a handful of pre pubescent spotty little cocks who in between covering their faces in Oxy 10 would occasionally try and sing.
The fact their voices hadn't yet broken was further more amusing.
I was actually watching your bunch of foreigners v Liverpool at Anfield last weekend
Now just how far is Anfield from your Northern c*nt hole of a cesspit?
30 miles that's how far.
Obviously too far when you can only manage to take a handful of your overweight pie eating lard arse soppy soulless cock-suckers to cheer on your foreign legion.
Is it because Bolton's football is so fecking dire to watch that you don;t bother turning up?
You have to hand it to fat "Gissa Bung " Sam
Only he could make a team's football as unattractive as himself.

Now sit down, shut up and go eat your fish suppers you dirty, stinking, whippet breeding flat capped, most pointless fans on the fecking planet soppy cunting mugs

Spelling and grammar: 8/10. Content 1/10. Education obviously above Eastender level but wasted on a chav-style tirade of
typical "ammerism" (H, missed out purposely). But well done and you win a coconut. Next?

Do kindly elaborate where the "typical ammerism" and spelling mistakes are
How stunningly original of you to label anyone who uses naughty swear words to be a "Chav"

Tick tock pie eater, you have until 5pm which for you monkeys is also known as "tea time"

[Bench]

Anyone who use the term 'c*nt every post is clearly a prat of the highest order.

Hell, you've even gone out of your way to get round the swear filter. That shows real genius that does.

And what if I did read the Daily Telegraph and drink tea out of a thermos? And what if I did support LKROF? The fact that you don't say's far about you than it does me.

WHUFC2007 did a good job of standing up for you 'ammers. You're undoing all of that good work with every ridiculous post you make. Now run along, little boy. I can hear the bells for breaktime ringing......

[CrazyHorse]

No reply about your dire support then?

I would say it's a neck and neck race between you and Charlton for the coveted prize of England's most pointless fans.

Been there. Done that.

Just read a few pages back to the discussions with your fellow supporters. Who, I might add, appear to be higher up the evolutionary chain than you.

Oooohhhh hark at Magnus Magnusson
I bet you're the type who turns up at a game with a copy of The Daily Torygraph, wearing your "Let's Kick Racism Out of Football" t-shirt whilst pouring a cup of Earl Gray tea from your Pierre Cardin flask

Don't be so stupid. He doesn't attend the games. Like all Bolton fans (all three of us) we just check out the results in the News of the World on a Sunday morning.

I wish we were proper fans like the world class West Ham support, I really do.

[James B]

well they've made a signing, boa morte

"They offered me an excellent contract. West Ham offered me more money than Fulham."

ah just what they need to get out of trouble, a foreigner signing because of the money

[TANGODANCER]

Oooohhhh hark at Magnus Magnusson
I bet you're the type who turns up at a game with a copy of The Daily Torygraph, wearing your "Let's Kick Racism Out of Football" t-shirt whilst pouring a cup of Earl Gray tea from your Pierre Cardin flask

Shit Bench. You've been rumbled

[thebish]

No reply about your dire support then?

I would say it's a neck and neck race between you and Charlton for the coveted prize of England's most pointless fans.

We don't have our heads in the sands over fan-numbers - the numbers have dropped this season - there's a thread about if you have a little shufty around - still under discussion...

we don't claim to be a big club - never have.. that's why taunts that say "you're not a big club" leave us a bit baffled!

West Ham, on the other hand, have always had delusions of grandeur...

I tell you what - I'll accept the "poor away support" tag - if you'll accept the "shite football team" tag... I know which tag I'd rather have!!

I went to watch the dogs the other night - the third race was won by "Mutt the Ugly" - the dog that came second to last was called "Poncy the Preening Patsy".

"Poncy the Preening Patsy" was a lovely-looking dog with a gleaming coat and designer race-bib. Mutt the ugly was a mangy-looking cur - but he couldn't half run fast - he left "Poncy" for dead..

here's the thing - those bastard Daghenam Dog-track stewards gave the winnings to Mutt - not to Poncy... I was outraged!!! How dare they!!

[Kronic]

Anyone who use the term 'c*nt every post is clearly a prat of the highest order.

Hell, you've even gone out of your way to get round the swear filter. That shows real genius that does.

And what if I did read the Daily Telegraph and drink tea out of a thermos? And what if I did support LKROF? The fact that you don't say's far about you than it does me.

WHUFC2007 did a good job of standing up for you 'ammers. You're undoing all of that good work with every ridiculous post you make. Now run along, little boy. I can hear the bells for breaktime ringing......

Really?
Well anyone who uses the term "prat" is clearly a C*NT of the highest order

You support LKROF?
Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahah
Can you explain why, when that pony Liberal do gooding bunch of tits only manage to bring racism back to football?

They are as bad as the FLA , a bunch of no nothing nerds who just perfectly sum up this Politically Correct shit-hole we live in and which you seemingly positively endorse

[Bench]

Anyone who use the term 'c*nt every post is clearly a prat of the highest order.

Hell, you've even gone out of your way to get round the swear filter. That shows real genius that does.

And what if I did read the Daily Telegraph and drink tea out of a thermos? And what if I did support LKROF? The fact that you don't say's far about you than it does me.

WHUFC2007 did a good job of standing up for you 'ammers. You're undoing all of that good work with every ridiculous post you make. Now run along, little boy. I can hear the bells for breaktime ringing......

Really?
Well anyone who uses the term "prat" is clearly a C*NT of the highest order

You support LKROF?
Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahah
Can you explain why, when that pony Liberal do gooding bunch of tits only manage to bring racism back to football?

They are as bad as the FLA , a bunch of no nothing nerds who just perfectly sum up this Politically Correct shit-hole we live in and which you seemingly positively endorse

How exactly have they brought racism back to football? I'm all ears.

In fact, I don't think I need to add anything. You've said it all.

[James B]

shit-hole we live in

don't be so hard on the east end

[Soldier_Of_The_White_Army]

Anyone who use the term 'c*nt every post is clearly a prat of the highest order.

Hell, you've even gone out of your way to get round the swear filter. That shows real genius that does.

And what if I did read the Daily Telegraph and drink tea out of a thermos? And what if I did support LKROF? The fact that you don't say's far about you than it does me.

WHUFC2007 did a good job of standing up for you 'ammers. You're undoing all of that good work with every ridiculous post you make. Now run along, little boy. I can hear the bells for breaktime ringing......

Really?
Well anyone who uses the term "prat" is clearly a C*NT of the highest order

You support LKROF?
Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahah
Can you explain why, when that pony Liberal do gooding bunch of tits only manage to bring racism back to football?

They are as bad as the FLA , a bunch of no nothing nerds who just perfectly sum up this Politically Correct shit-hole we live in and which you seemingly positively endorse

And anyone who uses a line like that is clearly a prat! Run along now little chav, I can hear your dog barking!!

[Kronic]

No reply about your dire support then?

I would say it's a neck and neck race between you and Charlton for the coveted prize of England's most pointless fans.

We don't have our heads in the sands over fan-numbers - the numbers have dropped this season - there's a thread about if you have a little shufty around - still under discussion...

we don't claim to be a big club - never have.. that's why taunts that say "you're not a big club" leave us a bit baffled!

West Ham, on the other hand, have always had delusions of grandeur...

I tell you what - I'll accept the "poor away support" tag - if you'll accept the "shite football team" tag... I know which tag I'd rather have!!

I went to watch the dogs the other night - the third race was won by "Mutt the Ugly" - the dog that came second to last was called "Poncy the Preening Patsy".

"Poncy the Preening Patsy" was a lovely-looking dog with a gleaming coat and designer race-bib. Mutt the ugly was a mangy-looking cur - but he couldn't half run fast - he left "Poncy" for dead..

here's the thing - those bastard Daghenam Dog-track stewards gave the winnings to Mutt - not to Poncy... I was outraged!!! How dare they!!

Which sums you up perfectly
I bet you only started to support Bolton once they were challenging for Europe

Yes we have a shit team, a bunch of prima donna useless gutless muppets who endorse themselves as the "Brat Pack"
Funnily enough they are all black, you know the type, "wha gwan blud" whilst pumping up 50 Cent on their ipods.
I am now sure LKROF will start banging on Curb's door for targeting only black players

As for rather have a good team than decent fans.
The now all too predictable quote from today's plastic fan.

[Kronic]

Anyone who use the term 'c*nt every post is clearly a prat of the highest order.

Hell, you've even gone out of your way to get round the swear filter. That shows real genius that does.

And what if I did read the Daily Telegraph and drink tea out of a thermos? And what if I did support LKROF? The fact that you don't say's far about you than it does me.

WHUFC2007 did a good job of standing up for you 'ammers. You're undoing all of that good work with every ridiculous post you make. Now run along, little boy. I can hear the bells for breaktime ringing......

Really?
Well anyone who uses the term "prat" is clearly a C*NT of the highest order

You support LKROF?
Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahah
Can you explain why, when that pony Liberal do gooding bunch of tits only manage to bring racism back to football?

They are as bad as the FLA , a bunch of no nothing nerds who just perfectly sum up this Politically Correct shit-hole we live in and which you seemingly positively endorse

And anyone who uses a line like that is clearly a prat! Run along now little chav, I can hear your dog barking!!

So Bolton fans dislike the word "C*NT"?
So as a result I am now a Chav

Change the record you tit and try another angle to amuse me

[CrazyHorse]

Yes we have a shit team.

nuff said.

[James B]

yeah we all want fans not a good team

thats the whole point of football

you don't even convince yourself do you?

now crawl back to tower hamlets you vile pillock

[TANGODANCER]

Ahhhh Bolton
Where do I start?
That amusing little team who play in a soulless concrete jungle of a stadium where the local pub is errr Tesco (only alcohol is of course banned on match days)
So what of the fans?
Well at Upton Park you sit like little cardboard cut outs with as much animation as the maggot infested Queen Ma
At the Reebok, I've heard more noise at a Wimbledon (the tennis, not the extinct team you aspire to be)
Amusingly enough there was a tiny little squeak at The Reebok from a handful of pre pubescent spotty little cocks who in between covering their faces in Oxy 10 would occasionally try and sing.
The fact their voices hadn't yet broken was further more amusing.
I was actually watching your bunch of foreigners v Liverpool at Anfield last weekend
Now just how far is Anfield from your Northern c*nt hole of a cesspit?
30 miles that's how far.
Obviously too far when you can only manage to take a handful of your overweight pie eating lard arse soppy soulless cock-suckers to cheer on your foreign legion.
Is it because Bolton's football is so fecking dire to watch that you don;t bother turning up?
You have to hand it to fat "Gissa Bung " Sam
Only he could make a team's football as unattractive as himself.

Now sit down, shut up and go eat your fish suppers you dirty, stinking, whippet breeding flat capped, most pointless fans on the fecking planet soppy c**ting mugs

Spelling and grammar: 8/10. Content 1/10. Education obviously above Eastender level but wasted on a chav-style tirade of
typical "ammerism" (H, missed out purposely). But well done and you win a coconut. Next?

Do kindly elaborate where the "typical ammerism" and spelling mistakes are
How stunningly original of you to label anyone who uses naughty swear words to be a "Chav"

Tick tock pie eater, you have until 5pm which for you monkeys is also known as "tea time"

Hmmm. Where do I start?

Sums not up to much then? I gave you eight out of ten for spelling and grammar. (you missed a couple of hyphens and a few commas, but hey, no one's perfect) The "chav-ammerism" is for your neanderthal approach to name calling and insulting; something we expect from cage-rattlers of the lower order but not from intelligent fans. "Naughty swear words"?
do behave. I worked on the docks for twenty years and know them all. It's just that I don't see the need for them in a conversation .

Tick tock yourself, whelk lover.

[Kronic]

Yes we have a shit team.

nuff said.

Nuff said?

Hmmm is that wigga talk or Chav?

Good God I'm surrounded by brain-dead incapable spoon fed spastics

[Bench]

Don't tag him with the label 'intelligent fan', TD.

He's a racist of the highest order. And a prat to boot.

[CrazyHorse]

Yes we have a shit team.

nuff said.

Nuff said?

Hmmm is that wigga talk or Chav?

Good God I'm surrounded by brain-dead incapable spoon fed spastics

Yeah. It's called London.

[David Lee's Hair]

Yes we have a shit team.

nuff said.

Nuff said?

Hmmm is that wigga talk or Chav?

Good God I'm surrounded by brain-dead incapable spoon fed spastics

You at the Boleyn ground then?

[James B]

Good God I'm surrounded by brain-dead incapable spoon fed spastics

you're in upton park now?