West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[David Lee's Hair]

"aspertions"? I think you meant assertion. It's that dialect again.

Whats it like to be wrong?

Bad spelling from our Bench, but he probably did mean aspersion. Just to educate it means criticism, abuse, disapproval.

Always happy to help a f*cking thick southerner who as per the mould thinks northerners are thick.

[Bench]

Oh dear, oh dear....

If you want to get into grammar and spelling, then I think you really should learn how to use punctuation correctly.

Okay....I'll humour you...

"Shammer" - term for West Hammer, taking the piss out of your bizzare cab-driving cockney ryhming slang. If it's too complicated for you I'll explain in words of one syllable if you like. I admit, its not particularly funny. Your leage position, however, is.

"Fecking" - change the 'e' to a 'u'. The swear filter. We need it when you lads drop by.

"Players wanting money" - if you read my whole point on this:

Players like Diouf and Anelka are obviously motivated by money. Nearly all players are (and there is nothing wrong with that). However, the defining line here is that neither El Hadji and Anelka have said 'we joined Bolton because they're paying us more'. Quite the opposite actually - two players who want to ressurect their careers in one of the best League's in the World.

You'll see that I acknowledged that they are motivated my money. As are ALL players. I never said that they were more loyal. I just pointed out that, despite attention from other clubs, they joined Bolton for various reasons. Money was obviously one of them. Others weren't. LBM has joined for, you guessed it, money. Nowt else. You've signed an Arsenal reject because he wants £5k more a week and a dose of the Championship. Well done to you.

"Stadium" - never said it was souless. Said it looked like a sand castle. And it does. History has nothing to do with it either. It looks like a sand castle. We moved from Burnden to the Reebok because we move with the times and needed a newer and better ground. Burnden was falling apart, regardless of the 'history' and memories invested in it. Either way, Upton Park still looks lika a sand castle.

"Aspersions" - a miss-spell on my part. I apologise. In case you're struggling it means derogatory remark. I never said he didn't do it, or that I am defending any such action if he did. I was merely pointing out the basic lesson of law. The cornerstone of our legal system.

And you know feck all about Bolton. I, for my part, do know a fair bit about East Larnden having lived their for a year or so. It's a shit hole.

[Bench]

"aspertions"? I think you meant assertion. It's that dialect again.

Whats it like to be wrong?

Bad spelling from our Bench, but he probably did mean aspersion. Just to educate it means criticism, abuse, disapproval.

Always happy to help a f*cking thick southerner who as per the mould thinks northerners are thick.

Thanks DLH. I did cover that in my rather long winded reply.

[James B]

souled our soul?

i love this thread

[thebish]

What is a shammer? That's you, that is!
And for that matter a fecking?? It's a very crafty way around the swearing filter... (possibly started by Father Ted)
Weird dialect you folk speak of. Anyways... (is that an "s" on the end of "anyway" I see before me??)

"aspertions"? I think you meant assertion. It's that dialect again. Wrong again - he means "aspersions" - look it up - in the Dickshunree

[Montreal Wanderer]

"aspertions"? I think you meant assertion. It's that dialect again.

Whats it like to be wrong?

Bad spelling from our Bench, but he probably did mean aspersion. Just to educate it means criticism, abuse, disapproval.

I think his "allegedley" could stand some closer scrutiny as well.

[James B]

buy players through bungs? eh? you don't understand how bungs work too well do you mate

james brown music after a goal is apparently doing anything for success, didn't realise footballers found the net easier with his soothing tones following it

bop bop nudge take a swing? yep it was very nicely worked tyvm

keep em coming

please

[Stevo]

And yes, the 6-0 fiasco is embarrassing, but you see results soon change, where alas your status as being the worst place in Britian will forever stay the same.

worst place in Britain??

Bolton on the one side....... Plaistow/Newham on the other......

Mmmmmmmmmmm..

here's a guess - you don't live in Plaistow or Newham do you? They are truly shabby places to live.. and here's another guess - you've never been to Bolton...

(and no- going to the reebok on a coach is not going to Bolton...)

I pass through West Ham regularly on the C2C - sometimes I get off there - it's a shed....

Heh. Bolton Town or London? Yup, tough one to decide over.

I know where your ground is, right next to Tesco's. (you're not allowed to buy alchohol on matchdays). For some mad reason I drove there and stayed in probably your only pub just outside of the Tesco's district. Can't remember the name, thankfully I've forgoten all about the sorry trip. Still, we did you in the replay in the Cup so not all was lost.

[David Lee's Hair]

Heh. Bolton Town or London? Yup, tough one to decide over.

I know where your ground is, right next to Tesco's. (you're not allowed to buy alchohol on matchdays). For some mad reason I drove there and stayed in probably your only pub just outside of the Tesco's district. Can't remember the name, thankfully I've forgoten all about the sorry trip. Still, we did you in the replay in the Cup so not all was lost.

Aye but we sent you down didn't we??

[Bench]

Heh. Bolton Town or London? Yup, tough one to decide over.

I know where your ground is, right next to Tesco's. (you're not allowed to buy alchohol on matchdays). For some mad reason I drove there and stayed in probably your only pub just outside of the Tesco's district. Can't remember the name, thankfully I've forgoten all about the sorry trip. Still, we did you in the replay in the Cup so not all was lost.

Aye but we sent you down didn't we??

More than makes up for it that.

[Stevo]

Crumpets Stevo? We eat crumpets up here. Women, I wouldn't worry about; they're not very likely to be interested in West Ham fans now are they with good Bolton lads around?. I clicked on your post because I thought you might have something new to add; obviously not. Never mind. Back to whelkville. Cheerio.

[Bench]

Crumpets Stevo? We eat crumpets up here. Women, I wouldn't worry about; they're not very likely to be interested in West Ham fans now are they with good Bolton lads around?. I clicked on your post because I thought you might have something new to add; obviously not. Never mind. Back to whelkville. Cheerio.

Should really learn this t'internet marlarkey, shun't ya?

[James B]

come back stevo

who am i going to feel superior to now ffs?

[CrazyHorse]

blah-blah-blah shit support blah-blah-blah your town is a shithole blah-blah-blah Tesco without beer on matchday blah-blah-blah plastic stadium blah-blah-blah hammer's great support bolton's is shite blah-blah-blah

You're too funny for this place you crazy West Ham guys! 70 new members from KUMB and they all just copy and paste the same crap from the first bloke.

Speaking of which, remind me...where are you lot in the league?

[thebish]

Heh. Bolton Town or London? Yup, tough one to decide over.

not tough at all - depends where you live in London.. Which leafy, green part of London do you live in?? Just so we can make a proper comparison, like...

[Stevo]

Heh. Bolton Town or London? Yup, tough one to decide over.

I know where your ground is, right next to Tesco's. (you're not allowed to buy alchohol on matchdays). For some mad reason I drove there and stayed in probably your only pub just outside of the Tesco's district. Can't remember the name, thankfully I've forgoten all about the sorry trip. Still, we did you in the replay in the Cup so not all was lost.

Aye but we sent you down didn't we??

Pint of Bothered.

You see, ever since that season, your lot have had this bitter obsession with us, when truth of the matter is you barely register on the radar of rivalries. In fact, you don't have a single one. Ohh I guess there's the famous Manchester United V Botlon derby. LOL

In all honesty, no one, not a single Club give a monkey's what you get up too as we all know it won't last.

As for us, well we are world renowned as the team who only lost the 2006 FA Cup on a lottery of penalties and took part in the most entertaining Cup Final in history. Only to be cheated out of a win in normal time due to Liverpool's typical win-at-all-cost football, near the end. I wouldn't dare swap that for your current position. Pride I think they call it.

[Stevo]

Heh. Bolton Town or London? Yup, tough one to decide over.

not tough at all - depends where you live in London.. Which leafy, green part of London do you live in?? Just so we can make a proper comparison, like...

I currently live in St. Albans. Soon to be moving into London. What's to compare?

[James B]

ot oh another club with "win at all cost football"!

i think anyone who actually wins with any regularity gets branded with this by our friend stevo

shame you're club does lose-without-fight football

so much pride on show at the madjeski on monday

[TANGODANCER]

Heh. Bolton Town or London? Yup, tough one to decide over.

I know where your ground is, right next to Tesco's. (you're not allowed to buy alchohol on matchdays). For some mad reason I drove there and stayed in probably your only pub just outside of the Tesco's district. Can't remember the name, thankfully I've forgoten all about the sorry trip. Still, we did you in the replay in the Cup so not all was lost.

Bolton is actually several miles away from the Reebok (which is in Horwich). You should visit Bolton before chastising the moors around it by thinking the town comprises of a supermarket, MacDonalds and a club shop. When you speak of West Ham, stick to it and don't include London or you'll be classed with Arsenal, Fulham, Tottenham etc. We don't include Greater Manchester when speaking of Bolton. Bolton is Bolton, a fine town. The Reebok is our out-of-town football ground. Just so you know. There really is no comparison to be made.

[jmjhb]

Heh. Bolton Town or London? Yup, tough one to decide over.

I know where your ground is, right next to Tesco's. (you're not allowed to buy alchohol on matchdays). For some mad reason I drove there and stayed in probably your only pub just outside of the Tesco's district. Can't remember the name, thankfully I've forgoten all about the sorry trip. Still, we did you in the replay in the Cup so not all was lost.

Aye but we sent you down didn't we??

Pint of Bothered.

You see, ever since that season, your lot have had this bitter obsession with us, when truth of the matter is you barely register on the radar of rivalries. In fact, you don't have a single one. Ohh I guess there's the famous Manchester United V Botlon derby. LOL

In all honesty, no one, not a single Club give a monkey's what you get up too as we all know it won't last.

As for us, well we are world renowned as the team who only lost the 2006 FA Cup on a lottery of penalties and took part in the most entertaining Cup Final in history. Only to be cheated out of a win in normal time due to Liverpool's typical win-at-all-cost football, near the end. I wouldn't dare swap that for your current position. Pride I think they call it.

Well, if you're not bothered about Bolton, why the hell are you here?