Lets get it straight here

There ARE other teams(we'd have no-one to play otherwise) and here's where all-comers can discuss the wider world of football......

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:06 pm

My favourite bit is this:
I am only here as we received reports on our forums that the hicks were flaming us.
Not that he saw flaming going on. That he "received reports". Like there's some sort of Sunderland Internet War Room, who give out reports for troops to misread and prepare the throwing of toys.

Is cock-measuring and 'ner-ner-ne-ner-ner-we're a bigger-club' the new hooliganism? Will we start seeing Dougie fecking Brimson and his mates tearing accross train platforms, before plonking benches opposite each other and tapping insults away on laptops? Anyone know how to get a Virtual Chelsea Grin smily?
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:07 pm

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communistworkethic wrote:oh do feck off you cock jockey
A brilliant retort.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:09 pm

The start of the thread was "lets get this straight", but nothing has been sorted

A recap

Rumour: Diouf to Sunderland
Our Lot: Why does he want to go there? They're no better than us, didn't he want a challenge and to play champions league?
Their lot: Feck off. We have more fans and finished higher than you last season
Our lot: :conf: so, we finished above you the 5, 6 seasons before that and played in Europe twice
Their lot: Feck off. We have more fans and finished higher than you last season
Our lot: But the league isn't decided on the attendance
Their lot: Feck off. We have more fans and finished higher than you last season
Our lot: Is that it?
Their lot: Feck off. We have more fans and finished higher than you last season

:conf:

Is this it? We're straight now. Can we shake hands and chuckle over a beer on tw'29th Nov

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Post by mackemmad » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:10 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:My favourite bit is this:
I am only here as we received reports on our forums that the hicks were flaming us.
Not that he saw flaming going on. That he "received reports". Like there's some sort of Sunderland Internet War Room, who give out reports for troops to misread and prepare the throwing of toys.

Is cock-measuring and 'ner-ner-ne-ner-ner-we're a bigger-club' the new hooliganism? Will we start seeing Dougie fecking Brimson and his mates tearing accross train platforms, before plonking benches opposite each other and tapping insults away on laptops? Anyone know how to get a Virtual Chelsea Grin smily?
TBH the site he uses is basically a place for people to go and insult each other so I wouldn't expect much more. Its a crap forum but unfortunately its the biggest SAFC forum around

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Post by Sideshow Bob » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:20 pm

mackemmad wrote:
TBH the site he uses is basically a place for people to go and insult each other so I wouldn't expect much more. Its a crap forum but unfortunately its the biggest SAFC forum around
Feck off, daft lad.
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Post by Sideshow Bob » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:21 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:My favourite bit is this:
I am only here as we received reports on our forums that the hicks were flaming us.
Not that he saw flaming going on. That he "received reports". Like there's some sort of Sunderland Internet War Room, who give out reports for troops to misread and prepare the throwing of toys.

Is cock-measuring and 'ner-ner-ne-ner-ner-we're a bigger-club' the new hooliganism? Will we start seeing Dougie fecking Brimson and his mates tearing accross train platforms, before plonking benches opposite each other and tapping insults away on laptops? Anyone know how to get a Virtual Chelsea Grin smily?
At the risk of sounding as tedious as the 'flamers'* on both sides, you started it. :wink:

I came on here to read nothing but message after message of people unable to believe he'd left for little ol' Sunlun. :D







* Anyone using that word, seriously, have a word with yourself. Or go and kiss a girl.
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Post by palexjones » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:29 pm

Is it not amazing that they fight with one another on other clubs forums, it must be because they are a bigger club and have more fans :crazy:

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Post by Sideshow Bob » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:31 pm

palexjones wrote:Is it not amazing that they fight with one another on other clubs forums, it must be because they are a bigger club and have more fans :crazy:
Every post I've read you from has been utter shite.

However, I'm not daft enough for that to make me think that every single Bolton fan talks utter shite.

Learn to understand sarcasm, sunshine.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:31 pm

palexjones wrote:Is it not amazing that they fight with one another on other clubs forums, it must be because they are a bigger club and have more fans :crazy:
You missed out the key phrases 'massive' 'best fans in the world' 'ambitious' and 'loadsamoney'.

2/5 could do better master Jones. :wink:
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Post by Sideshow Bob » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:32 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:
palexjones wrote:Is it not amazing that they fight with one another on other clubs forums, it must be because they are a bigger club and have more fans :crazy:
You missed out the key phrases 'massive' 'best fans in the world' 'ambitious' and 'loadsamoney'.

2/5 could do better master Jones. :wink:
Whey, somebody's taking things on board. :wink:
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Post by thebish » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:35 pm

five pages already?? best response to trolls is just to ignore them...

(oh - poo - I just added a response!) :roll:

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Post by Puskas » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:38 pm

thebish wrote:five pages already?? best response to trolls is just to ignore them...

(oh - poo - I just added a response!) :roll:
Indeed. It got so dull, I logged onto WanderersWays.
And we all know how disreputable it is on there.
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Post by markakamark » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:52 pm

communistworkethic wrote:oh do feck off you cock jockey
hahaha, i've just got back from work and have been reading through all the pages of well built arguments and then got to this post. Absolutley hilarious!! :pray:

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Post by jaffka » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:28 pm

About this time last season did'nt we have a nob from Hearts posting here?

Must be a full moon...

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Post by William the White » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:34 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:The start of the thread was "lets get this straight", but nothing has been sorted

A recap

Rumour: Diouf to Sunderland
Our Lot: Why does he want to go there? They're no better than us, didn't he want a challenge and to play champions league?
Their lot: Feck off. We have more fans and finished higher than you last season
Our lot: :conf: so, we finished above you the 5, 6 seasons before that and played in Europe twice
Their lot: Feck off. We have more fans and finished higher than you last season
Our lot: But the league isn't decided on the attendance
Their lot: Feck off. We have more fans and finished higher than you last season
Our lot: Is that it?
Their lot: Feck off. We have more fans and finished higher than you last season

:conf:

Is this it? We're straight now. Can we shake hands and chuckle over a beer on tw'29th Nov
:pray: Brilliant summary of a conversation with almost any Sunderland fan not crying about four relegations in ten years.

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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:37 pm

markakamark wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:oh do feck off you cock jockey
hahaha, i've just got back from work and have been reading through all the pages of well built arguments and then got to this post. Absolutley hilarious!! :pray:
shhhheeesh thanks, I don't know how I do it, sometime these things just come to you in a moment of clarity.
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Post by BurkinoFaso » Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:43 am

Aww i missed all of this due to work, looks like you all had fun :) and the best bit was indeed from, :pray: communistworkeithc :pray: that shall go down as one of the greatest arguement replies in history
oh do feck off you cock jockey

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Re: Lets get it straight here

Post by Mansell Way » Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:00 am

walter wrote: Notlob.
dnalrednus
two can play at that game my dear boy.

now who's amazingly hard and a football genius cos he can spell another teams name backwards

:D :D :D :D (repeat till fade Walter-esque)

Oh and lets not forget the undisputed crime of having a supermarket in the vicinity of the stadium. Yeah that's why we're laughing stock of the league really isn't it?

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Re: Lets get it straight here

Post by H. Pedersen » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:35 am

Mansell Way wrote:
walter wrote: Notlob.
dnalrednus
two can play at that game my dear boy.
That reminds me, what ever happened to Notlob?

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Re: Lets get it straight here

Post by Raven » Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:54 pm

Daxter wrote:
walter wrote:
Batman wrote:
walter wrote:We, Sunderland, whilst having a lean time over the last few years, have far more to offer than a smalltown hick club like Notlob.
Your ground reflects your size, small to middling.
Your travelling army is no more than a gang.
And as for your supposed rivalry with Mnachester United....... :D
Lets get this clear, we can come and take what we want from your tawdry little club whenever we want.

Oh dear.

18 point was it?

Hmm......what HAS Sunderland added to society over the years?
The best fans in the world for a start.
And it was 19 points and 15 points.
Maybe your view was obscured by a fecking supermarket :D
So fecking priceless! :lmfao:

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