Joey Barton Part 86

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 12:30 am

I'm hearing stories that he's broken a metatarsal in the friendly game at Carlisle. Anyone got any info on it? Bloody funny if it's true.

Should I be laughing at a player getting injured? Er...yes.

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:25 am

Guess our backroom staff will be able to deal with this now . . .

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:40 am

Out for 8 to 10 weeks!

So:

They needed a last second goal against Carlisle to come away with a draw.

Micheal Owen is injured as usual.

Keron Dyer wants out.

All their transfer talks have flopped this week.

And Their biggest summer signing has broke his foot.

Maybe we could use this game to blood some of our youth team!

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:54 am

Johann Smith hat-trick.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:18 am

Totally true

malcd1 · Post by **malcd1** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:37 am

H. Pedersen wrote:Johann Smith hat-trick.

Not a Smith hat-trick but a 1-1 draw. The first goal for Carlisle was scored by no other than Danny Livesey.

Well done Danny. And well done who ever broke scumbag Barton's foot.

James B · Post by **James B** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:37 am

please be true

malcd1 · Post by **malcd1** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:24 am

According to this it is true.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 910550.stm

Newcastle midfielder Joey Barton will miss the start of the season after fracturing a metatarsal in Saturday's 1-1 draw with Carlisle.

Barton underwent a scan following the friendly match and faces six or seven weeks on the sidelines.

The 24-year-old England international only joined the Magpies in a £5.8m deal from Manchester City in June.

Striker Michael Owen was omitted from the Newcastle line-up because of a minor thigh strain.

The 27-year-old England star picked up the injury in training.

Barton made his debut for the Magpies against Hartlepool on Tuesday and captained the side at Carlisle.

Owen scored his first Newcastle goal in more than 19 months and Barton played well as Sam Allardyce's reign as manager began with a 3-1 win at Hartlepool.

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:42 pm

bwahahaha

Leyther_Matt · Post by **Leyther_Matt** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:14 pm

Couldn't happen to two nicer blokes (Barton and the Chubster, that is)

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:18 pm

careful with the schadenfreude, the karmic wheel may turn quite quickly

i squashed a dying wasp the other morning while i was in the lav - walked through to the bathroom, started shaving and stood on another dying wasp

alive enough to sting my bare foot though, the fecker

thanks for letting me share (like you had a choice)

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:56 pm

The good DSB giveth, and the good DSB, he taketh away...

Hmm, Barton's out, Dyer wanted by the spams, ex-Bolton YT scores against them

The world is good again.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:56 am

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:careful with the schadenfreude, the karmic wheel may turn quite quickly

i squashed a dying wasp the other morning while i was in the lav - walked through to the bathroom, started shaving and stood on another dying wasp

alive enough to sting my bare foot though, the fecker

thanks for letting me share (like you had a choice)

But given that we've already lost Ricardo G, the logic suggests we've got one free laugh banked - I'm happy to use it here

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:05 am

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:careful with the schadenfreude, the karmic wheel may turn quite quickly

i squashed a dying wasp the other morning while i was in the lav - walked through to the bathroom, started shaving and stood on another dying wasp

alive enough to sting my bare foot though, the fecker

thanks for letting me share (like you had a choice)

I take it ya shxt stinks then!

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:44 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:careful with the schadenfreude, the karmic wheel may turn quite quickly

i squashed a dying wasp the other morning while i was in the lav - walked through to the bathroom, started shaving and stood on another dying wasp

alive enough to sting my bare foot though, the fecker

thanks for letting me share (like you had a choice)
I take it ya shxt stinks then!

Like a lot of folks', aye

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