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Soccer AM
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:15 pm
by General Mannerheim
Anyone see the first Soccer am without Lovejoy on saturday? i was abroad so i missed it but saw the 'best bits' programme last night (if they were the best bits it must have been sh!te!?) Andy Goldstein was bobbins! what was with all the pre-recorded gags if thats what you can call them, the audition, the bollocking for the bowling alley joke, just a load of shite. The soccerette was tasty, but that goldstein acted like a nervous adolescent asking a girl to the school disco!
Its a shame because i thought he was ok on the 'all sports' show, dont get me wrong, I always thought lovejoy was a bit of a cock, but at least he was funny.
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:21 pm
by hisroyalgingerness
it had become a bit stale, same jokes for about 3 seasons
saturday's frankly was no different but i do hate that guy for some reason
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:24 pm
by boltonboris
he's got a shit hair-do
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:37 pm
by Daxter
Lovejoy wasn't really into it towards the end though.
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:40 pm
by General Mannerheim
Has lovejoy poached some of his mates big sam stylee? didnt notice fenners, niel, sheephead...?
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:42 pm
by boltonboris
General Mannerheim wrote:Has lovejoy poached some of his mates big sam stylee? didnt notice fenners, niel, sheephead...?
Theyre doing his channel 5 programme, Beckham soccer in the USA or something, Its a bit poo
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:47 pm
by fatshaft
hisroyalgingerness wrote:it had become a bit stale, same jokes for about 3 seasons
saturday's frankly was no different but i do hate that guy for some reason
Agreed, unfortunately missed this week's one, I'll see what week 2 brings.
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:15 pm
by Bruce Rioja
Has Lovejoy left for good? I turned it on on Saturday morning and was just as quick to turn it back off when I saw that that Goldstein chap was presenting it.
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:20 pm
by General Mannerheim
yep, but i foresee a return, what with this Goldstien bufoon gets sacked and the MLS shite gets axed.
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:31 pm
by blurred
Load of shite, never watch it, got very old after about 2 seasons of the same stuff again and again and again. Should be binned off the screens, if only for creating those horrible fecking 'ea-seh, ea-seh' seal clapping morons that you see around the country these days. Please tell me they've binned that off this year?
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:52 pm
by Athers
It's been crap for years.. It was a fairly novel idea and was alright originally but the show never evolved into anything else other than a wankfest over their own success. I think they write the jokes in the pub the night before...
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:30 pm
by Batman
Been shite for donkeys
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:53 pm
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Bruce Rioja wrote:Has Lovejoy left for good? I turned it on on Saturday morning and was just as quick to turn it back off when I saw that that Goldstein chap was presenting it.
Yep. Doing
606 isn't he? And about fifteen other programmes, including Five's version of
Top Gear and that weird Sunday morning programme that isn't religious but manages to be creepy in a whole different way...
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:44 pm
by Bruce Rioja
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Bruce Rioja wrote:Has Lovejoy left for good? I turned it on on Saturday morning and was just as quick to turn it back off when I saw that that Goldstein chap was presenting it.
Yep. Doing
606 isn't he? And about fifteen other programmes, including Five's version of
Top Gear and that weird Sunday morning programme that isn't religious but manages to be creepy in a whole different way...
No idea. I only watch footie.

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:44 am
by ratbert
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Bruce Rioja wrote:Has Lovejoy left for good? I turned it on on Saturday morning and was just as quick to turn it back off when I saw that that Goldstein chap was presenting it.
Yep. Doing
606 isn't he? And about fifteen other programmes, including Five's version of
Top Gear and that weird Sunday morning programme that isn't religious but manages to be creepy in a whole different way...
Every time I see the smug wan*er on TV I just want to swipe him with an anvil. You can imagine the production staff living in fear of a right verbal pasting from him if they don't laugh at his jokes.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:13 am
by fatshaft
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Bruce Rioja wrote:Has Lovejoy left for good? I turned it on on Saturday morning and was just as quick to turn it back off when I saw that that Goldstein chap was presenting it.
Yep. Doing
606 isn't he? And about fifteen other programmes, including Five's version of
Top Gear and that weird Sunday morning programme that isn't religious but manages to be creepy in a whole different way...
nah, he left the Fifth gear after one season, it's that beardy curly haired nice person that did a little bit on the old top gear for a while now.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:49 am
by boltonboris
fatshaft wrote:Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Bruce Rioja wrote:Has Lovejoy left for good? I turned it on on Saturday morning and was just as quick to turn it back off when I saw that that Goldstein chap was presenting it.
Yep. Doing
606 isn't he? And about fifteen other programmes, including Five's version of
Top Gear and that weird Sunday morning programme that isn't religious but manages to be creepy in a whole different way...
nah, he left the Fifth gear after one season, it's that beardy curly haired tw*t that did a little bit on the old top gear for a while now.
Clarkson??
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:01 am
by communistworkethic
socceram was always going downhill after my appearance. Once you've reached the top the only way is down.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:22 am
by fatshaft
boltonboris wrote:fatshaft wrote:Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Bruce Rioja wrote:Has Lovejoy left for good? I turned it on on Saturday morning and was just as quick to turn it back off when I saw that that Goldstein chap was presenting it.
Yep. Doing
606 isn't he? And about fifteen other programmes, including Five's version of
Top Gear and that weird Sunday morning programme that isn't religious but manages to be creepy in a whole different way...
nah, he left the Fifth gear after one season, it's that beardy curly haired tw*t that did a little bit on the old top gear for a while now.
Clarkson??
Tom Ford

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:26 am
by boltonboris
I know, its just that I also Find Jeremy Clarkson to be a bit of a curly haired w**k shaft