Benitez .... prick

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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:53 pm

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:41 pm

Dunno if this has been posted - if I came in this forum as well I'd never get any work done - but there's an amusing Arshavin/Back to the Future thing here.

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Post by General Mannerheim » Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:50 pm

Just had this on text, it made me chuckle so ill type it out for ya, seeing as tho its crimbo n’all…

Rafa the red nose knobhead, had a very shitty team,
He said they would be champions, but that was just a fukking dream.

All of the other gaffers, used to laugh and call him names,
They couldn’t wait to play them, because they always won those games.

Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town
And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight!

Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore
That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth.

All of the blue noses loved it, and they shouted out with glee
Rafa’s a fukking knobhead, he’ll go down in history!

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:01 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town
And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight!

Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore
That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth.

What tune are these two verses to? I've tried with Rudolph, but it was impossible....

However, he's still a prick.
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Post by General Mannerheim » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:11 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town
And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight!

Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore
That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth.

What tune are these two verses to? I've tried with Rudolph, but it was impossible....

However, he's still a prick.
its only a bit of fun, nobodys entering it for the fukkin Bridport Prize or owt. jesus.

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:13 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:
KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town
And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight!

Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore
That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth.

What tune are these two verses to? I've tried with Rudolph, but it was impossible....

However, he's still a prick.
its only a bit of fun, nobodys entering it for the fukkin Bridport Prize or owt. jesus.
Time to insert wink smiley's boys?

How's the sleep deprivation General?

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Post by General Mannerheim » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:21 pm

Gary The Beaver wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:
KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town
And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight!

Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore
That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth.

What tune are these two verses to? I've tried with Rudolph, but it was impossible....

However, he's still a prick.
its only a bit of fun, nobodys entering it for the fukkin Bridport Prize or owt. jesus.
Time to insert wink smiley's boys?

How's the sleep deprivation General?
ha, well thought i was ok - had some wine at lunch today with our christmas dinner! now im cranky and sleepy!

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:00 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:
KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town
And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight!

Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore
That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth.

What tune are these two verses to? I've tried with Rudolph, but it was impossible....

However, he's still a prick.
its only a bit of fun, nobodys entering it for the fukkin Bridport Prize or owt. jesus.
Is this how the whole forum's going to be from now on? I thought I could have ignored every post being a declaration of fukking war on the Bolton forum, now it's infesting the whole fukking place.

I know it's only a bit of fun, and I got the essential message over of Rafa being a prick. That's twice in two days I've seemingly offended someone on this board I respect through totally innocuous remarks. So be it.
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Post by thebish » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:15 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:
KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town
And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight!

Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore
That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth.

What tune are these two verses to? I've tried with Rudolph, but it was impossible....

However, he's still a prick.
its only a bit of fun, nobodys entering it for the fukkin Bridport Prize or owt. jesus.
Is this how the whole forum's going to be from now on? I thought I could have ignored every post being a declaration of fukking war on the Bolton forum, now it's infesting the whole fukking place.

I know it's only a bit of fun, and I got the essential message over of Rafa being a prick. That's twice in two days I've seemingly offended someone on this board I respect through totally innocuous remarks. So be it.
I think you exaggerate slightly! parky was hardly "offended"!

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Post by Hoboh » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:56 pm

Well I thought it was really good

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:00 pm

thebish wrote:
KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:
KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town
And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight!

Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore
That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth.

What tune are these two verses to? I've tried with Rudolph, but it was impossible....

However, he's still a prick.
its only a bit of fun, nobodys entering it for the fukkin Bridport Prize or owt. jesus.
Is this how the whole forum's going to be from now on? I thought I could have ignored every post being a declaration of fukking war on the Bolton forum, now it's infesting the whole fukking place.

I know it's only a bit of fun, and I got the essential message over of Rafa being a prick. That's twice in two days I've seemingly offended someone on this board I respect through totally innocuous remarks. So be it.
I think you exaggerate slightly! parky was hardly "offended"!
My remarks certainly got extremely short shrift from someone who'd I thought would have seen how tongue in cheek it was. Offended might be a stretch. How about "annoyed"? That OK?

Certainly offended Mannerheim. For which I can only apologise for such despicable acts.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:54 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town
And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight!

Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore
That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth.

What tune are these two verses to? I've tried with Rudolph, but it was impossible....

However, he's still a prick.
These, I think;

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!

Though the first ones more a middle eight than it is a verse.
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Post by General Mannerheim » Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:50 am

i wasnt offended, just slightly bemused by the nip-picketty.

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Post by Hoboh » Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:48 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:i wasnt offended, just slightly bemused by the nip-picketty.
I thought it was "nit picking" :twisted:



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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:34 pm

Hobinho wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:i wasnt offended, just slightly bemused by the nip-picketty.
I thought it was "nit picking" :twisted:



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Bucharest. Get in!

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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:34 pm

blurred wrote:Bucharest. Get in!

And if Fenerbahce could see their way clear to beating Lille, that'd be much appreciated.
So reading between the lines; you're saying he's a prick?
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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:45 pm

Rafa "I guarentee a top 4 finish" Benitez leads his team to a 2-0 defeat to bottom of the table, ina real crisis, Portsmouth.

Much as I want Pompey to continue to struggle, this result has some compensations !!

The phone in's, BOTH Mersey stations, will be melting.

Rafa Out !!!
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Post by James B » Sat Dec 19, 2009 3:18 pm

the fat overrated spanish c*nt said
"The sending off changed the game. The referee was perfect."
cast your mind back to august when said fat tosser said the game wasn't changed when sean davis was harshly sent off in their 3-2 win at the reebok as they were in "control of the game".........at 2-1 down.

as bobo said, not good for us that pompey won, but it has its compensations Image

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