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Just had this on text, it made me chuckle so ill type it out for ya, seeing as tho its crimbo n’all…
Rafa the red nose knobhead, had a very shitty team,
He said they would be champions, but that was just a fukking dream.
All of the other gaffers, used to laugh and call him names,
They couldn’t wait to play them, because they always won those games.
Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town
And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight!
Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore
That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth.
All of the blue noses loved it, and they shouted out with glee
Rafa’s a fukking knobhead, he’ll go down in history!
Rafa the red nose knobhead, had a very shitty team,
He said they would be champions, but that was just a fukking dream.
All of the other gaffers, used to laugh and call him names,
They couldn’t wait to play them, because they always won those games.
Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town
And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight!
Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore
That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth.
All of the blue noses loved it, and they shouted out with glee
Rafa’s a fukking knobhead, he’ll go down in history!
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What tune are these two verses to? I've tried with Rudolph, but it was impossible....General Mannerheim wrote:Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town
And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight!
Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore
That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth.
However, he's still a prick.
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its only a bit of fun, nobodys entering it for the fukkin Bridport Prize or owt. jesus.KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:What tune are these two verses to? I've tried with Rudolph, but it was impossible....General Mannerheim wrote:Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town
And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight!
Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore
That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth.
However, he's still a prick.
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Time to insert wink smiley's boys?General Mannerheim wrote:its only a bit of fun, nobodys entering it for the fukkin Bridport Prize or owt. jesus.KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:What tune are these two verses to? I've tried with Rudolph, but it was impossible....General Mannerheim wrote:Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town
And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight!
Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore
That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth.
However, he's still a prick.
How's the sleep deprivation General?
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ha, well thought i was ok - had some wine at lunch today with our christmas dinner! now im cranky and sleepy!Gary The Beaver wrote:Time to insert wink smiley's boys?General Mannerheim wrote:its only a bit of fun, nobodys entering it for the fukkin Bridport Prize or owt. jesus.KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:What tune are these two verses to? I've tried with Rudolph, but it was impossible....General Mannerheim wrote:Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town
And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight!
Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore
That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth.
However, he's still a prick.
How's the sleep deprivation General?
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Is this how the whole forum's going to be from now on? I thought I could have ignored every post being a declaration of fukking war on the Bolton forum, now it's infesting the whole fukking place.General Mannerheim wrote:its only a bit of fun, nobodys entering it for the fukkin Bridport Prize or owt. jesus.KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:What tune are these two verses to? I've tried with Rudolph, but it was impossible....General Mannerheim wrote:Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town
And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight!
Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore
That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth.
However, he's still a prick.
I know it's only a bit of fun, and I got the essential message over of Rafa being a prick. That's twice in two days I've seemingly offended someone on this board I respect through totally innocuous remarks. So be it.
I think you exaggerate slightly! parky was hardly "offended"!KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Is this how the whole forum's going to be from now on? I thought I could have ignored every post being a declaration of fukking war on the Bolton forum, now it's infesting the whole fukking place.General Mannerheim wrote:its only a bit of fun, nobodys entering it for the fukkin Bridport Prize or owt. jesus.KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:What tune are these two verses to? I've tried with Rudolph, but it was impossible....General Mannerheim wrote:Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town
And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight!
Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore
That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth.
However, he's still a prick.
I know it's only a bit of fun, and I got the essential message over of Rafa being a prick. That's twice in two days I've seemingly offended someone on this board I respect through totally innocuous remarks. So be it.
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My remarks certainly got extremely short shrift from someone who'd I thought would have seen how tongue in cheek it was. Offended might be a stretch. How about "annoyed"? That OK?thebish wrote:I think you exaggerate slightly! parky was hardly "offended"!KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Is this how the whole forum's going to be from now on? I thought I could have ignored every post being a declaration of fukking war on the Bolton forum, now it's infesting the whole fukking place.General Mannerheim wrote:its only a bit of fun, nobodys entering it for the fukkin Bridport Prize or owt. jesus.KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:What tune are these two verses to? I've tried with Rudolph, but it was impossible....General Mannerheim wrote:Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town
And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight!
Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore
That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth.
However, he's still a prick.
I know it's only a bit of fun, and I got the essential message over of Rafa being a prick. That's twice in two days I've seemingly offended someone on this board I respect through totally innocuous remarks. So be it.
Certainly offended Mannerheim. For which I can only apologise for such despicable acts.
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These, I think;KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:What tune are these two verses to? I've tried with Rudolph, but it was impossible....General Mannerheim wrote:Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town
And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight!
Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore
That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth.
However, he's still a prick.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!
Though the first ones more a middle eight than it is a verse.
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Rafa "I guarentee a top 4 finish" Benitez leads his team to a 2-0 defeat to bottom of the table, ina real crisis, Portsmouth.
Much as I want Pompey to continue to struggle, this result has some compensations !!
The phone in's, BOTH Mersey stations, will be melting.
Rafa Out !!!
Much as I want Pompey to continue to struggle, this result has some compensations !!
The phone in's, BOTH Mersey stations, will be melting.
Rafa Out !!!
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the fat overrated spanish c*nt said
as bobo said, not good for us that pompey won, but it has its compensations
cast your mind back to august when said fat tosser said the game wasn't changed when sean davis was harshly sent off in their 3-2 win at the reebok as they were in "control of the game".........at 2-1 down."The sending off changed the game. The referee was perfect."
as bobo said, not good for us that pompey won, but it has its compensations
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