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Check out Mrs Van der Vaart...

http://www.skysports.com/football/euro2 ... 19,00.html

seems an ideal opportunity to remind ourselves of the ladyfriend of former Whites lightweight, christian "i don't like it when they play rough" wilhelmsson..

http://www.oksana.se/portfolio.php

freeindeed wrote:Check out Mrs Van der Vaart...

http://www.skysports.com/football/euro2 ... 19,00.html

It's a close run thing with the Pighumper's girlfriend though.

fatshaft wrote:

freeindeed wrote:Check out Mrs Van der Vaart...

http://www.skysports.com/football/euro2 ... 19,00.html

It's a close run thing with the Pighumper's girlfriend though.

some sort of oxymoron???

I couldn't help wondering whether Trochowski's girlfriend has had a Westbrook nose job.

communistworkethic wrote:

fatshaft wrote:

freeindeed wrote:Check out Mrs Van der Vaart...

http://www.skysports.com/football/euro2 ... 19,00.html

It's a close run thing with the Pighumper's girlfriend though.

some sort of oxymoron???

I'm with Fatshaft on this one, Mrs Schweinsteiger is magnificent. It just doesn't get any better than the blonde Bavarian women.

Which reminds me, I'd better get onto booking this year's Oktoberfest trip.

Time for that picture again.

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:

communistworkethic wrote:

fatshaft wrote:

freeindeed wrote:Check out Mrs Van der Vaart...

http://www.skysports.com/football/euro2 ... 19,00.html

It's a close run thing with the Pighumper's girlfriend though.

some sort of oxymoron???

I'm with Fatshaft on this one, Mrs Schweinsteiger is magnificent. It just doesn't get any better than the blonde Bavarian women.

Which reminds me, I'd better get onto booking this year's Oktoberfest trip.

if she's hot then is he a pighumper? hence "some sort of oxymoron"

communistworkethic wrote:

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:

communistworkethic wrote:

fatshaft wrote:

freeindeed wrote:Check out Mrs Van der Vaart...

http://www.skysports.com/football/euro2 ... 19,00.html

It's a close run thing with the Pighumper's girlfriend though.

some sort of oxymoron???

I'm with Fatshaft on this one, Mrs Schweinsteiger is magnificent. It just doesn't get any better than the blonde Bavarian women.

Which reminds me, I'd better get onto booking this year's Oktoberfest trip.

if she's hot then is he a pighumper? hence "some sort of oxymoron"

I have no idea what 'Steiger' means in German... I suspect it's a boring as farmer/keeper, but if it did mean humper then yes...

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote: I have no idea what 'Steiger' means in German... I suspect it's a boring as farmer/keeper, but if it did mean humper then yes...

If you put Steiger into one of the translation engines is comes up with foreman, in which case the closest translation would be pig-herd, I guess. However, The Observer today says the Steige comes from the Middle German 'Stige' meaning barn. So, his surname would then mean someone who lives in a barn with pigs, and probably sleeps with them...

communistworkethic wrote:

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:

communistworkethic wrote:

fatshaft wrote:

freeindeed wrote:Check out Mrs Van der Vaart...

http://www.skysports.com/football/euro2 ... 19,00.html

It's a close run thing with the Pighumper's girlfriend though.

some sort of oxymoron???

I'm with Fatshaft on this one, Mrs Schweinsteiger is magnificent. It just doesn't get any better than the blonde Bavarian women.

Which reminds me, I'd better get onto booking this year's Oktoberfest trip.

if she's hot then is he a pighumper? hence "some sort of oxymoron"

Right, I'm bloody sick of this and I think that it's about time that it was dragged under the light. For me an 'oxymoron' is a term that's used to express something by highlighting the exact opposite. Terribly good, splendidly poor, wise fool etc. These days the term 'oxymoron' just seems to be being used to describe an everyday contradiction.

Bruce Rioja wrote: Right, I'm bloody sick of this and I think that it's about time that it was dragged under the light. For me an 'oxymoron' is a term that's used to express something by highlighting the exact opposite. Terribly good, splendidly poor, wise fool etc. These days the term 'oxymoron' just seems to be being used to describe an everyday contradiction.

That was my understanding too. I'd check my OED but I need it to put the George Formby grill back on top of the cupboard.

Little Green Man wrote:

Bruce Rioja wrote: Right, I'm bloody sick of this and I think that it's about time that it was dragged under the light. For me an 'oxymoron' is a term that's used to express something by highlighting the exact opposite. Terribly good, splendidly poor, wise fool etc. These days the term 'oxymoron' just seems to be being used to describe an everyday contradiction.

That was my understanding too. I'd check my OED but I need it to put the George Formby grill back on top of the cupboard.

I bought the Audley Harrison Toaster but it was fecked after two rounds!

Bruce Rioja wrote: I bought the Audley Harrison Toaster but it was fecked after two rounds!

I bet his juicer can't make a decent punch either.

Bruce Rioja wrote:

communistworkethic wrote:

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:

communistworkethic wrote:

fatshaft wrote:It's a close run thing with the Pighumper's girlfriend though.

some sort of oxymoron???

I'm with Fatshaft on this one, Mrs Schweinsteiger is magnificent. It just doesn't get any better than the blonde Bavarian women.

Which reminds me, I'd better get onto booking this year's Oktoberfest trip.

if she's hot then is he a pighumper? hence "some sort of oxymoron"

Right, I'm bloody sick of this and I think that it's about time that it was dragged under the light. For me an 'oxymoron' is a term that's used to express something by highlighting the exact opposite. Terribly good, splendidly poor, wise fool etc. These days the term 'oxymoron' just seems to be being used to describe an everyday contradiction.

given that oxymoron is a subset of "contradiction in terms" I stick by my original and exact phrasing as being accurate.