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Footballer facebook updates

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:26 pm
by Verbal
reasonably amusing, I thought...

Footballer's Facebook updates:

Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request
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Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

Alexander Song Billong likes this
Visakri Diaby likes this
Denilson likes this
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Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago

Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football

- Benjani likes this
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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this
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Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ

Ledley King has been tagged
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Ashley C can't find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?
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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday
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Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday lolz
Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like

Ben Foster Ditto lolz
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Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.

Gareth Barry likes this
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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Likes This.
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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram
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Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook
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Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments

-Steven Gerrard f**k off Lamps soapy tit wank

-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads

-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum soapy tit wank
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Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.
Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this.
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Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q
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Tomas Rosisky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago

Tomas Rosisky is depressed :(
3 days ago
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Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou :(
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David Moyes is skint

Mark Hughes likes this
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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:43 pm
by blurred
Sol Campbell poked Graeme Le Saux.

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:47 pm
by TANGODANCER
Stevie Gerard poked a DJ. :wink:

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:01 pm
by seanworth
TANGODANCER wrote:Stevie Gerard poked a DJ. :wink:
Yeah but it was a rebuttal.

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:13 pm
by Hoboh
Gary Megson & P Gartside accepted BWFCI's friends request.
Gary Megson rejected Vaz Ta's friend request.
Kevin Davies rejected P Evra's friend request

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:48 pm
by TANGODANCER
Rafa Benitez wishes Steve Gerard a rapid recovery from his injury.
Kevin Davies rejects a friend request from Anton Ferdinand.

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:54 pm
by Zulus Thousand of em
Gary Megson rejects a friend request from Bruno and attempts to shove it up his arse.

(Am I getting the hang of this?) :conf:

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:55 pm
by Lord Kangana
Gary Megson invited you to join the group "The world needs more fullbacks"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:02 pm
by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab
David Bentley is attending Court.

Date: August 28th
Time 9.00am-5.00pm

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:11 pm
by Lord Kangana
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Gary Megson rejects a friend request from Bruno and attempts to shove it up his arse.

(Am I getting the hang of this?) :conf:
I don't quite get it. His own, or Bruno's?

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:13 pm
by Zulus Thousand of em
Lord Kangana wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Gary Megson rejects a friend request from Bruno and attempts to shove it up his arse.

(Am I getting the hang of this?) :conf:
I don't quite get it. His own, or Bruno's?
Pedantic? Moi? :D

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:15 pm
by ratbert
Gary Megson says Bolton need to change the way they play. Two months ago
Gary Megson says Bolton don't need to change the way they play. Tuesday

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Rafa Benitez

Status: Prick

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West Ham United became a fan of Iceland.

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:04 pm
by Bruno
Les reads too much f365.

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:33 pm
by Bruce Rioja
Paul Merson went All-In and lost in Texas Hold 'Em Poker

Every 4ucker in England likes this!

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:46 pm
by TANGODANCER
Germain Defoe says "I must remember to get a driving licence"
Emil Heskey likes this.

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:47 pm
by Bruno
Who?

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:50 pm
by Verbal
Jussi Jaaskelainen has signed a new contract.

Paul Harrison likes this.

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:07 pm
by Prufrock
Gary Megson took the quiz "Full back or striker?" and scored 0%. Click here to take the quiz and match your score.

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:30 pm
by Bruce Rioja
Clay Shaw's Local Pimping Service

You've been invited by David Pleat

Would you like to join this group?

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:57 am
by jimbo
Gary Megson recruited 4 more fullbacks in 'Manager Wars'.

Pukka Pies. Kevin Nolan became a fan.