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Paul Hart - Gone!

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:42 pm
by jimbo
He's left Pompey, simple as. Avram Grant to step up?

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:43 pm
by Lord Kangana
Please make it Megson. Please please please.

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:45 pm
by jimbo
Lord Kangana wrote:Please make it Megson. Please please please.
I've got £2.34 in my wallet to go towards a train ride down there for our Gary. Anyone else want to chip in?

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:46 pm
by Lord Kangana
I'll buy the f*ckin train if it gets him there any quicker.

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:56 pm
by Tombwfc
All. End. In. Tears.

At least it's all out in the open now though, and Grant can stop lurking around in the shadows like the Grim fecking Reaper.

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:57 pm
by Hoboh
Tombwfc wrote:All. End. In. Tears.

At least it's all out in the open now though, and Grant can stop lurking around in the shadows like the Grim fecking Reaper.

:pray: :lmfao:

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:54 pm
by BWFC_Insane
Tombwfc wrote:All. End. In. Tears.

At least it's all out in the open now though, and Grant can stop lurking around in the shadows like the Grim fecking Reaper.
According to SSN Grant will remain as Director of Football and NOT be manager.

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:33 pm
by jimbo
BWFC_Insane wrote:
Tombwfc wrote:All. End. In. Tears.

At least it's all out in the open now though, and Grant can stop lurking around in the shadows like the Grim fecking Reaper.
According to SSN Grant will remain as Director of Football and NOT be manager.
And so it shall remain, for a couple of weeks at least. Then when the dust has settled, a severance package has been agreed, a half arsed search for a manager has been completed, Pompey will decide that Grant was the best candidate all along, and up to the plate he shall step.

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:40 pm
by Worthy4England
jimbo wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Please make it Megson. Please please please.
I've got £2.34 in my wallet to go towards a train ride down there for our Gary. Anyone else want to chip in?
Just a measure of how shit Paul Hart has been, having had to sell most of his decent players and bugger all investment heading inwards...

Hart's record at Portsmouth

P30 W9 D6 L15 Points 33 - PPG 1.1 Win% 30 Loss% 50

Megson's record at West Brom

P48 W7 D48 L27 Points 35 - PPG 0.73 Win% 14.6 Loss% 56.3

Megson's record at Bolton

P85 W22 D18 L45 - PPG - 0.99 Win% 25.9 Loss% 52.9

Megson's record overall

P133 W29 (FFS) D32 L72 - PPG = 0.89 Win% 21.8 Loss% 54.1

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:51 pm
by Lord Kangana
Probably why he got it in first about Portsmouth the other day. We knew he was poor before he arrived, I think only the most optomistic amongst us could say that he's proved otherwise.

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:44 pm
by Tombwfc
They hardly sold all their players on the day he was appointed - all but one of Paul Harts wins came with a side comprising of the likes of James, Krancjar, Distin, Crouch, Pennant, Campbell, Johnson and Davis.

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:46 pm
by Lord Kangana
Some of Megson's victories will include Anelka, Diouf etc.

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:38 pm
by seanworth
jimbo wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:
Tombwfc wrote:All. End. In. Tears.

At least it's all out in the open now though, and Grant can stop lurking around in the shadows like the Grim fecking Reaper.
According to SSN Grant will remain as Director of Football and NOT be manager.
And so it shall remain, for a couple of weeks at least. Then when the dust has settled, a severance package has been agreed, a half arsed search for a manager has been completed, Pompey will decide that Grant was the best candidate all along, and up to the plate he shall step.
A lot less that a couple of weeks the boy is now in the seat.

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:40 pm
by Il Pirate
Sky sports News-----------------------Grant to be named manager today.................

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:41 pm
by boltonboris
Il Pirate wrote:Sky sports News-----------------------Grant to be named manager today.................
Quelle suprise

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:40 pm
by Worthy4England
The 54-year-old Israeli was already at the club in his second spell working as director of football.

He will take charge of Saturday's home game with Manchester United in that role as his work permit needs to be changed before he can become manager.
Bizarre - he can't be the Manager because his work permit isn't right, so he'll do everything a Manager does, but that's ok because he's not called "Manager"?

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:05 pm
by shevchenko54
Worthy4England wrote:
The 54-year-old Israeli was already at the club in his second spell working as director of football.

He will take charge of Saturday's home game with Manchester United in that role as his work permit needs to be changed before he can become manager.
Bizarre - he can't be the Manager because his work permit isn't right, so he'll do everything a Manager does, but that's ok because he's not called "Manager"?
I think his official title will be "team Leader".

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:21 pm
by Worthy4England
shevchenko54 wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
The 54-year-old Israeli was already at the club in his second spell working as director of football.

He will take charge of Saturday's home game with Manchester United in that role as his work permit needs to be changed before he can become manager.
Bizarre - he can't be the Manager because his work permit isn't right, so he'll do everything a Manager does, but that's ok because he's not called "Manager"?
I think his official title will be "team Leader".


I think if he's "caught" managing the team on Saturday, he should be deported for breaching the terms of his work permit. :D

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:03 pm
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Worthy4England wrote:
shevchenko54 wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
The 54-year-old Israeli was already at the club in his second spell working as director of football.

He will take charge of Saturday's home game with Manchester United in that role as his work permit needs to be changed before he can become manager.
Bizarre - he can't be the Manager because his work permit isn't right, so he'll do everything a Manager does, but that's ok because he's not called "Manager"?
I think his official title will be "team Leader".


I think if he's "caught" managing the team on Saturday, he should be deported for breaching the terms of his work permit. :D
and Storrie for the breach of immigration work rules :mrgreen:

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:41 pm
by Wandering Willy
Worthy4England wrote:
shevchenko54 wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
The 54-year-old Israeli was already at the club in his second spell working as director of football.

He will take charge of Saturday's home game with Manchester United in that role as his work permit needs to be changed before he can become manager.
Bizarre - he can't be the Manager because his work permit isn't right, so he'll do everything a Manager does, but that's ok because he's not called "Manager"?
I think his official title will be "team Leader".


I think if he's "caught" managing the team on Saturday, he should be deported for breaching the terms of his work permit. :D
Ha ha. I can just imagine him being hauled off to some detention camp full of illegal plumbers.