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Like most, I despise this prick over every other commentator summariser, but today showed up his stupidity more than usual. Had to endure him for the PNE/Cheatski game on the drive to the Reebok.

Anyway, Cheatski get goal knocked off for an earlier foul and play is dragged back for their free kick. Apparently it's the fourth pretty rough challenge to go in from PNE, and none have been puniched - queue Greenism - "You'd think Mike Dean, having knocked off the goal would think well as I've had to disallow that, I should book the player who commited the foul".

Now Alan, even in your ridiculously stupid mind, surely you can see that one has no connection to the other you fecking imbecile.

Alan Green is a c*nt with a head shaped like a sprout.

won't ever forget him choking back the tears a few years ago during commentary of us against his precious liverpool when we were winning at half time.

always found his hate of the rags amusing though.

Bruno wrote:Alan Green is a c*nt with a head shaped like a sprout.

He's not even that good! Refuse to listen if its him commentating.

Raven wrote:

Bruno wrote:Alan Green is a c*nt with a head shaped like a sprout.

He's not even that good! Refuse to listen if its him commentating.

See, I've had this situation in the past, and may I offer the scenario?

Turn the tele on to settle down for the game only to hear the voice of Andy "Oooh, did you see that?" Gray in Dolby 5.1 surround. No bother, I'll just press the Function button here on the remote for the DVD/Surround Sound doobry ferkin so that I can watch the match whilst listening to the radio commentary, only to be informed that "Diss is Woeferl". And so to the pub where they show the game with the sound turned down (which, I know I can do at home, but why would you want to?).

I'm glad he got banned from the Reebok, best thing they ever did.