Bolton Wanderers Forum The-Wanderer.co.uk

That Norf Lahndan lot seem to be subject of the day. Has anyone read it? It's belting, some cracking interview answers, he's an oddball for sure.

7. From TianA
What do you think of ideological anarchism?
Arshavin: In order to give you an exhaustive explanation, I should thoroughly study this subject. So far I can’t say anything.

9. From 666666
Hi Andrey! Please tell me, in your opinion, what is the most important thing for a footballer these days?
Arshavin: I think the most important thing is a head, not only for a footballer but for any person.

11. From chesnaj
Andrey, would you like to take part in some TV show? (For example “Dancing on Ice”)?
Arshavin: If I took part in this show, it should be renamed “A Cow on Ice".

9. From Yanusik
Andrey, how can one talk to you personally?
Arshavin: Hi.

13. From STIM
Can A.A. jump out of my birthday cake?
Arshavin: It’s unlikely; I'm a football player, not a minstrel or a clown.

14. From puzzle
Do you have a yellow rubber duck in your bathroom?
Arshavin: Yes, how do you know?


15. From knopka42
I’ve already written you three letters but they haven’t been delivered...Well ... My name is Olga, I’m 13 years old. I go out for football and I’m your biggest fan..... Well, my dad does not allow me to play football but I want to…- Andrey, tell me what to do?
Arshavin: Listen to your Dad.

Where's the link? This sounds brilliant. I want to ask him who he'd think would win in a fight between a tiger and a rhino.

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Where's the link? This sounds brilliant. I want to ask him who he'd think would win in a fight between a tiger and a rhino.

http://www.arshavin.eu/

He'd probably answer that he'd have to do exhaustive research on the matter and get back to you.

New favourite one:

1. From erlan95
Hello Andrey ...I am an Arsenal fan and I go to London very often as I’m a footballer from Kazakhstan! And I go to London as a team captain. I know your address in London! May I come to visit you and to take an autograph? I’ll bring presents .. There’ll be my coach ,my younger brother who plays for Brazil and I...?? I'm 19 years old .. Will you let in me?
Arshavin: My grandmother used to teach me that it’s bad manners to invite yourself to somebody’s house.

6. From McRussian
Do you have an opportunity to travel a little in your spare time? There are a lot of great places in Britain especially in Scotland)). Come to Scotland (not just to score at Celtic Park), we’ll go north, in the mountains! Or we can go to have a look at the ocean!
Arshavin: Yes, I’ve heard a lot about it. But I'm afraid I won’t be able to come. A trip like this takes at least 3 days: two days for the road and one for sightseeing. The team has no more than 2 days off. Somehow I feel that we won’t go to Scotland even after my career is over.

haha quality that last last one

I like Arshavin . . . wish he had gone to Barca though . . .

arshavin.eu: Andrey, are you on the bus now?
A.A.: Yes, we are watching Bolton on TV.

class lol

He's a good sport, isn't he?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... havin.html

Can't believe he's 28, he looks like a schoolboy.

Owen will sign him in the summer - you heard it here first!

I wish all footballers were as funny as he is, for some reason I imagine that Terry, Lampard & Cole would be a right set of c***s.

'I'm not one for singing around the campfire, that is more Nicklas Bendtner's style but I'm sure the Junior Gunners attending will have really good fun.'

2. From saharOK
Hi Andrey! Has it ever happened to you that you go to the bathroom in the morning, look at yourself in the mirror and make compliments to yourself???)))))
Arshavin: I have such narrow eyes in the morning that it’s difficult to open them, so I find it difficult even to make out myself in the mirror in the early hours.

5. From tade2008
Hello, Andrey! I have a very unusual question:
Have you ever washed nappies?
Arshavin: If life forces me I will wash them, but, actually, we have washing machines for this now.

12. From wisdom
Hello, Andrey. Back in November 2004, you and your Mom came to the YUVEL flower shop on Kirochnaya Street to buy a bouquet and I, struck by a sudden attack of joy and mathematical cretinism cheated you out of 1 500 rubles, I’m still embarrassed for this. Finally a found a way to apologize! I’m sorry! Oh, a load off my mind! Well, using this occasion I’d like to thank you for your game and your great sense of humor. Good Luck)
Sofia.
Arshavin : It would be better if you just returned the money. Do you still work in the same flower shop?

Raven wrote:2. From saharOK
Hi Andrey! Has it ever happened to you that you go to the bathroom in the morning, look at yourself in the mirror and make compliments to yourself???)))))
Arshavin: I have such narrow eyes in the morning that it’s difficult to open them, so I find it difficult even to make out myself in the mirror in the early hours.

5. From tade2008
Hello, Andrey! I have a very unusual question:
Have you ever washed nappies?
Arshavin: If life forces me I will wash them, but, actually, we have washing machines for this now.

12. From wisdom
Hello, Andrey. Back in November 2004, you and your Mom came to the YUVEL flower shop on Kirochnaya Street to buy a bouquet and I, struck by a sudden attack of joy and mathematical cretinism cheated you out of 1 500 rubles, I’m still embarrassed for this. Finally a found a way to apologize! I’m sorry! Oh, a load off my mind! Well, using this occasion I’d like to thank you for your game and your great sense of humor. Good Luck)
Sofia.
Arshavin : It would be better if you just returned the money. Do you still work in the same flower shop?

That last one is genius

There's another one I haven't time to find exactly now, but I think it's on the BBC quotes thing, where some one asks him a question along the lines of, " I'm a footballer and my boyfriend is a boxer, do you think our kid will be good at sport?" To which he says "They'd probably be a good kick boxer"

1,500 Rubles = £33. Don't think he's hurting too badly!

H. Pedersen wrote:1,500 Rubles = £33. Don't think he's hurting too badly!

Aye, but you'd noticed being short-changed by that much, unless you spent thousands!

In a fecking flower shop? What was he doing??

boltonboris wrote:

H. Pedersen wrote:1,500 Rubles = £33. Don't think he's hurting too badly!

Aye, but you'd noticed being short-changed by that much, unless you spent thousands!

In a fecking flower shop? What was he doing??

Lucky wife!

H. Pedersen wrote:

boltonboris wrote:

H. Pedersen wrote:1,500 Rubles = £33. Don't think he's hurting too badly!

Aye, but you'd noticed being short-changed by that much, unless you spent thousands!

In a fecking flower shop? What was he doing??

Lucky wife!

Or guilty conscience!

H. Pedersen wrote:

boltonboris wrote:

H. Pedersen wrote:1,500 Rubles = £33. Don't think he's hurting too badly!

Aye, but you'd noticed being short-changed by that much, unless you spent thousands!

In a fecking flower shop? What was he doing??

Lucky wife!

Lucky Andrei!

H. Pedersen wrote:

boltonboris wrote:

H. Pedersen wrote:1,500 Rubles = £33. Don't think he's hurting too badly!

Aye, but you'd noticed being short-changed by that much, unless you spent thousands!

In a fecking flower shop? What was he doing??

Lucky wife!

Which reminded me of the joke.

"That's for the flowers"
"Why - don't we have a vase?"

Providing punchlines without setting up the joke is always one of my favourite things.

"Oh, I'm sorry your honour, I though you said a goat"

Etc.