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In a footballing sense, of course. Check out what the FSF are asking the big man for this year:

Letter to Santa

Please keep Liverpool mid table.

Make Gary Megson West Ham manager.

I've been a reeeeaaaaallly good boy this year.

A European Tour next year please, Santa.

Lord Kangana wrote:Make Gary Megson West Ham manager.

I've been a reeeeaaaaallly good boy this year.

That would even cheer me up!

Lord Kangana wrote:Make Gary Megson West Ham manager.

I've been a reeeeaaaaallly good boy this year.

He'd probably do West Ham some short term good. Maybe even keep them up.

No, if you're after a post for Megson then surely a ex Bolton manager team up at Liverpool when Hodgson goes would be best.

A Megson Lee dream ticket at Anfield.

Go on Santa, just for once eh?

What's on my letter to Santa?
For blurred to post about something other than the FSF.

I just want to hear Martin Samuel explode in a bearded puff of irony. They would deserve him. He's there level. The football would be "what they needed" they shouldn't be so ungrateful for the job he'd do.

People in football know why.

West Ham relegated (again) and a million tiny national newspaper writers' dicks wilting in response.

Spurs not winning anything and the same reaction as above taking place.

Robbie Savage, Stan Collymore and Adrian Durham being involved in a freak gardening accident.

Benitez to go back to Liverpool only then to claim that the reason as to why they're shit is due to the poor players that he inherited from Hodgson!

Ooh I like that.

I know its an austerity christmas, but are we allowed two big presents this year?

Sepp Blatter's head on a plate.

Big Sam to take over at West Ham and change their 100 year old tradition of playing successful beautiful Brazilian style football with something a lot more agricultural and dire and failing miserably to keep them up.

All the English sides be knocked out of the Champions League at the next stage and then as many of them as possible fail to make it into the top 4 at the end of the season.

Gary Speed to do well with Wales.

City spend another £250 million and still dont win anything.

Wenger acknowledges after a game that the opponents were superior and deserved to win.

Sunderland lose a game where the referee wasn't to blame.

Blackburn are successful in landing Geovanni & Boyd. And Megson

Harry Genshaw wrote:Big Sam to take over at West Ham and change their 100 year old tradition of playing successful beautiful Brazilian style football with something a lot more agricultural and dire and failing miserably to keep them up.

Now, you see, I'd ask Santa for this, but ONE successful season of staying up. Then failing miserably.

That way, the reaction of West Ham fans of the relative success after a dire start would be extremely entertaining. Then schadenfreude kicks in and satisfaction is even more guaranteed.

CrazyHorse wrote:What's on my letter to Santa?
For blurred to post about something other than the FSF.

Touché

ratbert wrote:West Ham relegated (again) and a million tiny national newspaper writers' dicks wilting in response.

Spurs not winning anything and the same reaction as above taking place.

Robbie Savage, Stan Collymore and Adrian Durham being involved in a freak gardening accident.

Savage?! Absolute cock end as a player but carving out a nice little role for himself on 606. The other 2, fair enough, but Savage!?

jimbo wrote:

ratbert wrote:West Ham relegated (again) and a million tiny national newspaper writers' dicks wilting in response.

Spurs not winning anything and the same reaction as above taking place.

Robbie Savage, Stan Collymore and Adrian Durham being involved in a freak gardening accident.

Savage?! Absolute cock end as a player but carving out a nice little role for himself on 606. The other 2, fair enough, but Savage!?

I can only conclude that you haven't heard Savage on 606!

thebish wrote:

jimbo wrote:

ratbert wrote:West Ham relegated (again) and a million tiny national newspaper writers' dicks wilting in response.

Spurs not winning anything and the same reaction as above taking place.

Robbie Savage, Stan Collymore and Adrian Durham being involved in a freak gardening accident.

Savage?! Absolute cock end as a player but carving out a nice little role for himself on 606. The other 2, fair enough, but Savage!?

I can only conclude that you haven't heard Savage on 606!

I think he's doing a good job on it! Definitely makes it more entertaining than the usual drone of people calling in and then being told to feck off by a fat Liverpoool worshipping Irishman

jimbo wrote:
I think he's doing a good job on it! Definitely makes it more entertaining than the usual drone of people calling in and then being told to feck off by a fat Liverpoool worshipping Irishman

yeah - I'm torn - Green is the king of radio tossbags - but must I choose between them???

Seems there is only one thing on Liverpool fans' lists...



oh dear.