Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

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Post by thebish » Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:20 pm

Worthy4England wrote:http://untold-arsenal.com/

Walter Broeckx. It was on this site iirc - Nothing much after 2013 as far as I can tell...

that's the fellah! :D

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Post by thebish » Tue Sep 29, 2015 8:31 pm

GOAL - Arsenal 1-2 Olympiakos

David Opsina OG (40 mins)

"What do those officials behind the goal do? What's the point of them?"

We've all asked it a million times, and now they make a big call. First of all, it's awful from goalkeeper David Ospina as he collects a corner from the right and then somehow lets it though his hands to bounce on - or just over - the line.

He gathers it in but the official behind the goal says goal!

oopsie!

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Post by Prufrock » Tue Dec 22, 2015 12:42 am

Please don't let them win it. I've quite happily spent the last few years putting them with City and Chelsea in the group of "Not DMB/Scousers" who I wouldn't mind winning it, safe in the knowledge they wouldn't actually win it.

That said, 2 years ago, I said the risk of the Scousers winning it was only beaten by the potential comedy of them coming so close and losing. Nothing would be better than seeing Arsene Wenger's face after 10 years of waiting for all the other big teams to be shit to find that Leicester beat them to it. #chatshitgetbanged
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Post by thebish » Tue Dec 22, 2015 8:00 pm

me and pru in complete agreement scenario - as ever!

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Post by Athers » Mon Jan 04, 2016 12:04 pm

Prufrock wrote:Please don't let them win it. I've quite happily spent the last few years putting them with City and Chelsea in the group of "Not DMB/Scousers" who I wouldn't mind winning it, safe in the knowledge they wouldn't actually win it.

That said, 2 years ago, I said the risk of the Scousers winning it was only beaten by the potential comedy of them coming so close and losing. Nothing would be better than seeing Arsene Wenger's face after 10 years of waiting for all the other big teams to be shit to find that Leicester beat them to it. #chatshitgetbanged
Spurs coming up the rail and nicking it would be pretty funny
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:17 pm

Sorry to drift off topic but talking of stupid fecking names there was a girl on the telly last night called 'Tuppence' summat or other. Absolutely ridiculous. I'm guessing that she didn't grow up on Johnny Fow, mind. Quite fit too. :)
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:32 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Sorry to drift off topic but talking of stupid fecking names there was a girl on the telly last night called 'Tuppence' summat or other. Absolutely ridiculous. I'm guessing that she didn't grow up on Johnny Fow, mind. Quite fit too. :)

She plays the Young Miss Havisham in the new 'Dickensian' series.

We'll find out, hopefully, why no-one took her up the aisle.

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Post by LeverEnd » Thu Jan 07, 2016 6:10 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Sorry to drift off topic but talking of stupid fecking names there was a girl on the telly last night called 'Tuppence' summat or other. Absolutely ridiculous. I'm guessing that she didn't grow up on Johnny Fow, mind. Quite fit too. :)
Why not? Women have been called Fanny for years.
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Post by thebish » Thu Jan 07, 2016 7:24 pm

let's hope all your doughnuts turn out like fanny's...

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jan 07, 2016 8:18 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Sorry to drift off topic but talking of stupid fecking names there was a girl on the telly last night called 'Tuppence' summat or other. Absolutely ridiculous. I'm guessing that she didn't grow up on Johnny Fow, mind. Quite fit too. :)
Why not? Women have been called Fanny for years.
And you've been called A c*nt throughout your's. :pissed:
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Post by LeverEnd » Fri Jan 08, 2016 12:08 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
LeverEnd wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Sorry to drift off topic but talking of stupid fecking names there was a girl on the telly last night called 'Tuppence' summat or other. Absolutely ridiculous. I'm guessing that she didn't grow up on Johnny Fow, mind. Quite fit too. :)
Why not? Women have been called Fanny for years.
And you've been called A c*nt throughout your's. :pissed:
Actually no. That didn't start until I was about 6.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:57 am

LeverEnd wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
LeverEnd wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Sorry to drift off topic but talking of stupid fecking names there was a girl on the telly last night called 'Tuppence' summat or other. Absolutely ridiculous. I'm guessing that she didn't grow up on Johnny Fow, mind. Quite fit too. :)
Why not? Women have been called Fanny for years.
And you've been called A c*nt throughout your's. :pissed:
Actually no. That didn't start until I was about 6.
That's what you think! :)
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Post by Worthy4England » Sun Mar 13, 2016 6:54 pm

Concentrating on the League, I 'spect.

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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Mar 13, 2016 6:57 pm

Worthy4England wrote:Concentrating on the League, I 'spect.
Bless 'em.

The "Gooners" (stupid name) are up in arms and want Wrnger out. Fckg clueless tossers the lot of them.
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Post by Il Pirate » Sun Mar 13, 2016 8:53 pm

The irony for me is, if they had employed big Sam 5/6 years ago, they'd have probably won the Premiership, Sampions league and the FA Cup by now.
Wenger is a poncy arrogant cnut anyway. Just my opinion like..........

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Post by Prufrock » Sun Mar 13, 2016 10:37 pm

There are few things finer than living in N7 in March!
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Mar 14, 2016 9:07 am

Prufrock wrote:There are few things finer than living in N7 in March!

EN1 is lively too. Except all the restaurants are full with the Gooner's end of season parties. :mrgreen:

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Post by thebish » Fri Apr 29, 2016 3:33 pm

oooooof!

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger says the "difficult climate" at some of their home games is the reason they are not competing for the Premier League title...


blame the fans - that's fighting talk, that is!

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